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2013-03-17 12:28:12 AM
Does Buzzfeed even get redlit on Fark?
 
2013-03-17 12:29:42 AM
#15 - John Cage 4'33. I've never heard that one.
 
2013-03-17 12:43:14 AM

bigpeeler: #15 - John Cage 4'33. I've never heard that one.


It's playing on your radio right now...

/feel free to substitute "phone," "tv," or "computer" for "radio" as appropriate
 
2013-03-17 12:44:18 AM

DanZero: Does Buzzfeed even get redlit on Fark?


Does Lootie ever miss a Photoshop contest?
 
2013-03-17 12:48:36 AM
i'm eating fun dip right now.  not giving a fark
 
2013-03-17 12:51:56 AM
farking First of the Year (Equinox).  What kind of farking idiot makes EDM that screams for help?
 
2013-03-17 12:57:40 AM
Blech, and the "translation" for Du Hast somehow manages to catch the pun in the original German but doesn't carry it over or try to explain it in English.  I have no idea how that happens.
 
2013-03-17 12:58:02 AM

DanZero: Does Buzzfeed even get redlit on Fark?


Featured partner.
 
2013-03-17 12:58:43 AM
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
T-Bone

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
No T-Bone

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone

Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone

Ain't got no T-Bone

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone

Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Got mashed potatoes
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
Ain't got no T-Bone
 
2013-03-17 01:00:09 AM
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
Love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love, love.
All you need is love, all you need is love,
All you need is love, love, love is all you need.
 
2013-03-17 01:06:24 AM
The big reindeer will bite your farking dick off.
 
2013-03-17 01:06:51 AM
I'm pretty sure the crystal in Skrillex's hand is already flashing "14:59," and it's past time for him to head to Carousel...
 
2013-03-17 01:08:44 AM
Skrillex doesn't even write music.
 
2013-03-17 01:15:30 AM

thecpt: i'm eating fun dip right now.  not giving a fark


Two pack with one stik or three with two?  Either way you're a bastard and I hate you right now.
 
2013-03-17 01:15:34 AM
fark Buzz Media.. They're like the douchey welfare version of Gawker Media
 
2013-03-17 01:20:28 AM
 
2013-03-17 01:22:20 AM
For the longest time I thought his name was "Skillrex". Like some sort of talented dinosaur.
 
2013-03-17 01:25:20 AM
CALL 911 NOW!

Outside of that one song I've not listened to him. It was interesting and different, but not too far flung from the hours of trance/electronica/industrial/whatever stuff I was inundated with in college years ago. I liked it well enough, just too.... unrelaxing? God I've become an old fark haven't I?
 
2013-03-17 01:32:53 AM
Best Beatles song lyrics ever:

#3
#2
#1
 
2013-03-17 01:34:15 AM
 
2013-03-17 01:37:18 AM
 
2013-03-17 01:48:49 AM
Bacon pancakes- makin bacon pancakes
Take the bacon and we put it in the pancakes
Bacon pancakes- makin bacon pancakes
Bacon pancaaaaaaaaaakes
 
2013-03-17 01:55:20 AM
BUZZFEED!  WE ARE THE BORG OF FARK!
 
2013-03-17 01:55:28 AM
I'm going to have to defend The Champs and their song "Tequila" here.
Yes, it's only one word repeated three times, but look closely at the third time it it mentioned in the shout chorus.
There is an exclamation point at the end!
Anyone who has ever done shots of tequila knows that it's the third one that gets you.
It even has its own mythology.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor.
 
2013-03-17 02:08:00 AM
i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-17 02:27:08 AM
oi47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-17 02:36:14 AM

DanZero: Does Buzzfeed even get redlit on Fark?


Does the pope wear a silly hat?
Do bears shiat in the woods?
 
2013-03-17 02:47:31 AM

fusillade762: For the longest time I thought his name was "Skillrex". Like some sort of talented dinosaur.


Same here, although I thought it was more of a line of power tools.
 
2013-03-17 03:02:29 AM
Skrillex gave me pinkeye.

He's an asshole.
 
2013-03-17 03:11:48 AM
How the fark did this one not make the list?
 
2013-03-17 03:24:49 AM

I Ate Shergar: How the fark did this one not make the list?


Link
 
2013-03-17 03:35:46 AM
I'm pretty sure if Buzzfeed ran the 578 Most Recent Dumps I've Taken, it would get a greenlight.
 
2013-03-17 03:48:16 AM
when i first started taking guitar lessons at 12, my teacher said that there needs to be at least three chords.  i brought in the tablature for "Molly's Lips" that Nirvana covered from the Vaselines.  he looked at me for a second and said, "this is not a song..."

still was an awesome teacher! the lyrics sheet would be "wasted" too, but it is still a fun song to play if it is done a certain live way Nirvana did it. =)

...so not a csb.
 
2013-03-17 04:11:57 AM

LewDux: I Ate Shergar: How the fark did this one not make the list?

Link


What? I thought the bird was the word!
 
2013-03-17 04:26:10 AM
How did Duck Sauce's "Barbra Streisand" not make the cut?
 
2013-03-17 04:29:24 AM
Driving yesterday, I heard that Gary Glitter one and thought "Well, it's a good thing they use it at sporting events (which I never go to) because there is NOTHING to that song and after about a minute and a half, it's incredibly boring."
 
2013-03-17 05:28:14 AM

thecpt: i'm eating fun dip right now.  not giving a fark


Was it this one?
1.bp.blogspot.com

 
2013-03-17 05:41:02 AM
I like that the url says 'useful'. Even Buzzfeed doesn't know what it's doing.
 
2013-03-17 06:31:39 AM
Salsa on my balls boys.

Sa-sa-sa-salsa on my balss boys.Weed Brownie!
 
2013-03-17 06:35:05 AM
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ....
  (Chorus:)
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang...
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said to ...
  (Chorus:)
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang...
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
Now, you've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, Baby ....
  (Chorus:)
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang...
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
  Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
  Walla walla, bing bang
 
2013-03-17 06:38:07 AM

IrateShadow: Blech, and the "translation" for Du Hast somehow manages to catch the pun in the original German but doesn't carry it over or try to explain it in English.  I have no idea how that happens.


yeah they screwed up the rammstein translation pretty bad.  the original lyrics in german do not say "du hasst" at all, it is always written as "du hast."  i just checked the cd booklet from sehnsucht to make sure.  the lyrics are "you have me" not "you hate me."  people just think that because of that stupid english version of the song.
 
2013-03-17 09:23:18 AM

enderthexenocide: IrateShadow: Blech, and the "translation" for Du Hast somehow manages to catch the pun in the original German but doesn't carry it over or try to explain it in English.  I have no idea how that happens.

yeah they screwed up the rammstein translation pretty bad.  the original lyrics in german do not say "du hasst" at all, it is always written as "du hast."  i just checked the cd booklet from sehnsucht to make sure.  the lyrics are "you have me" not "you hate me."  people just think that because of that stupid english version of the song.


You can't accurately say it's only one or the other, which is the point of the song.

I really don't see how that song belongs up there with other songs though. It's a legit song with actual lyrics
 
2013-03-17 09:40:54 AM

nmemkha: I told the witch doctor I was in love with you


You shut your whore mouth! The Witchdoctor is AWESOME!!
 
2013-03-17 09:51:01 AM
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-03-17 09:54:50 AM

ratman999: Best Beatles song lyrics ever:

#3
#2
#1


How could you leave out this one?
 
2013-03-17 10:06:44 AM

Branch Dravidian: I'm pretty sure the crystal in Skrillex's hand is already flashing "14:59," and it's past time for him to head to Carousel...


Bravo, just.....Bravo.
 
2013-03-17 10:23:00 AM
List fails without "Peanut Butter Jelly Time".

/cue dancing banana
 
2013-03-17 10:50:06 AM
And. without doing further research, I am sure there are mondegreens for most of the songs listed?
 
2013-03-17 11:05:31 AM

Ishkur: Skrillex doesn't even write music.


This. He is to music what Gene Simmons son is to comic book artists.

/dubstep can eat shiat and die
 
2013-03-17 11:11:34 AM

MurphyMurphy: CALL 911 NOW!

Outside of that one song I've not listened to him. It was interesting and different, but not too far flung from the hours of trance/electronica/industrial/whatever stuff I was inundated with in college years ago. I liked it well enough, just too.... unrelaxing? God I've become an old fark haven't I?


No, you've just stopped accepting spoonfuls of shiat from a jar labelled "good music" in sharpie.
 
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