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(NBC News)   India raises Clockwork Alert Level to Orange after gang rape of Swiss tourist   (worldnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 210
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2013-03-16 10:26:07 PM
What we were after now was the old surprise visit. That was a real kick and good for laughs and lashings of the old ultraviolent.
 
2013-03-16 11:29:55 PM
Off with their yarbles! That is, if they HAVE any yarbles!
 
2013-03-16 11:30:29 PM
yeah, humanity is gonna make it
oh don't you worry, we've got our shiat together
 
2013-03-16 11:30:51 PM
Something something wear a jockstrap on the outside and a bowler cap.
 
2013-03-16 11:32:12 PM
You're needed back in India, Frank Castle.....
 
2013-03-16 11:33:20 PM

Apos: You're needed back in India, Frank Castle.....


All we really need is some names.

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-16 11:35:27 PM
Jesus farking christ India. Get your shiat together.
 
2013-03-16 11:37:00 PM
Uh, no time for the ol' in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter!
 
2013-03-16 11:37:11 PM
Doing the needful whether you like it or not
 
2013-03-16 11:37:17 PM
How many holes did they fill?

/cheesy remarks
 
2013-03-16 11:40:23 PM
When asked to describe the men the Swiss citizen said "they smelled like curry and kept answering a help desk phone".
 
2013-03-16 11:40:52 PM
Horrorshow.
 
2013-03-16 11:41:24 PM
This is what happens when you have one billion people in a country smaller than half the US.
 
2013-03-16 11:42:27 PM

Gyrfalcon: This is what happens when you have one billion people in a country smaller than half the US.


So it's like Detroit but butter funded.
 
2013-03-16 11:43:31 PM
Where are the "Clockwork Orange" references?
 
2013-03-16 11:44:12 PM

Gyrfalcon: This is what happens when you have one billion people in a country smaller than half the US.


Oh and pretty much tell them "We won't do shiat to stop you or arrest you. We'll just say it was the woman's fault."
 
2013-03-16 11:44:13 PM
I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
2013-03-16 11:45:08 PM

Amusement: Gyrfalcon: This is what happens when you have one billion people in a country smaller than half the US.

So it's like Detroit but butter funded.


Detroit is shrinking, man.
 
2013-03-16 11:47:07 PM

Amusement: So it's like Detroit but butter funded.


So you're saying Detroit is guns funded?
 
2013-03-16 11:48:13 PM

Gyrfalcon: This is what happens when you have one billion people in a country smaller than half the US.


And completely backward ass laws and customs when it comes to women.
 
2013-03-16 11:48:33 PM
Of course you have to gangbang the Swiss. Do you know how many holes they have!?
 
2013-03-16 11:48:39 PM
So now that it's happened to a white woman, America pays attention?
 
2013-03-16 11:49:28 PM

thatboyoverthere: Gyrfalcon: This is what happens when you have one billion people in a country smaller than half the US.

Oh and pretty much tell them "We won't do shiat to stop you or arrest you. We'll just say it was the woman's fault."


I'm not even sure it's that. With that many people, there's probably not room for the cops to elbow their way across the crowded street to catch the rapists before they shove an escape route through the packed mob.

/kidding
//but only slightly
 
2013-03-16 11:49:32 PM
No worse than Steubenville.
 
2013-03-16 11:50:25 PM
Well, those Indians certainly aren't currying any favors with the International community.

I mean, these rapes are happening right on the dot.

Indian males are smelly rapists.
 
2013-03-16 11:53:10 PM
India is becoming more and more of a GoP paradise every day.
 
2013-03-16 11:53:47 PM
Just remember, this kind of thing didn't happen before whitey turned up.

/this is what Indians really believe
 
2013-03-16 11:54:24 PM
Christ, people. Evolve already.
 
2013-03-16 11:54:51 PM

theorellior: Amusement: So it's like Detroit but butter funded.

So you're saying Detroit is guns funded?


Yah that's what I am saying butter guns.  Non-diary commentators (common-tators) need not respond.
 
2013-03-16 11:55:04 PM
I say we hang 'em then we kill 'em.............I say we stomp 'em...........................Then we tattoo 'em................Then we hang 'em ....................And then we kill 'em.
 
2013-03-16 11:55:14 PM

mrEdude: yeah, humanity is gonna make it
oh don't you worry, we've got our shiat together


Those of the cavemen mentality will be cast off to die
 
2013-03-16 11:56:56 PM

SavageWombat: So now that it's happened to a white woman, America pays attention?


No, that's just when you started paying attention. Incidents like these have been in the news several times the past few months without involving Europeans.

p.s. Why assume someone from Switzerland is caucasian?
 
2013-03-16 11:58:48 PM
Terrible occurrence, yes, but...

Who the hell bicycles though farking India for a vacation???

Starving Ethernopians looking to get away from it all, perhaps, but the farkin Swiss?

Come on, what did you expect to happen?
 
2013-03-16 11:58:51 PM

give me doughnuts: SavageWombat: So now that it's happened to a white woman, America pays attention?

No, that's just when you started paying attention. Incidents like these have been in the news several times the past few months without involving Europeans.

p.s. Why assume someone from Switzerland is caucasian?


Maybe because something like 70% of the population is of Germanic or French descent. Isn't exactly a diverse country.
 
2013-03-16 11:59:49 PM

orclover: India is becoming more and more of a GoP paradise every day.


Yes because gang rapes happen by gop types every day, I would like to think this is sarcasm but I know its not and you have been brainwashed into believing anyone on the right is an evil creature. Christ, its amazing how easily people were pushed to see the boogyman in a political party.

As little as people think about them, they still have more respect for women than most men in India and all of the middle east.
 
2013-03-17 12:01:24 AM

steamingpile: orclover: India is becoming more and more of a GoP paradise every day.

Yes because gang rapes happen by gop types every day, I would like to think this is sarcasm but I know its not and you have been brainwashed into believing anyone on the right is an evil creature. Christ, its amazing how easily people were pushed to see the boogyman in a political party.

As little as people think about them, they still have more respect for women than most men in India and all of the middle east.


"Some women just rape easy." GOP or Indian male?
 
2013-03-17 12:01:40 AM

Amusement: Gyrfalcon: This is what happens when you have one billion people in a country smaller than half the US.

So it's like Detroit but butter funded.


Detroit is emptying out.
 
2013-03-17 12:03:25 AM
I've been to India. In some places, they'll kill you for your t-shirt.
 
2013-03-17 12:04:00 AM
I guess I don't get why people go there on vacation. I want to go on vacation to a magical land of pervasive poverty, dysentery, and curry scented gang rape. Aren't there any warm and sunny places more friendly to swiss bicyclers?

For the record, I wouldn't suggest a trip to Steubenville either, it's a depressing post-rust-belt shiat hole filled mostly with people for whom "local athletes" are heroes. LOL. Also, just as much dysentery.
 
2013-03-17 12:04:08 AM

Martin Silenus: give me doughnuts: SavageWombat: So now that it's happened to a white woman, America pays attention?

No, that's just when you started paying attention. Incidents like these have been in the news several times the past few months without involving Europeans.

p.s. Why assume someone from Switzerland is caucasian?

Maybe because something like 70% of the population is of Germanic or French descent. Isn't exactly a diverse country.


Also because according to my SIL who was living there a few years ago, they are extremely xenophobic and outright racist there... She said their political ads were pretty blatant about 'outsiders', something about a black sheep in a bunch of white sheep...
 
2013-03-17 12:05:03 AM

orclover: India is becoming more and more of a GoP paradise every day.


Yeah, because we always hear about the GOP raping women.

Seriously, fark you for that comparison.
 
2013-03-17 12:06:01 AM

give me doughnuts: p.s. Why assume someone from Switzerland is caucasian?


Shes IS caucasian. Visible minorities probly make up a whopping 5% of Switzerland population. Its like asking why i would assume someone from china is asian...
 
2013-03-17 12:06:08 AM

give me doughnuts: p.s. Why assume someone from Switzerland is caucasian?



Because all Swiss women look just like this.

www.halloweentownstore.com

Every. Last. One of them.
 
2013-03-17 12:06:10 AM

machoprogrammer: orclover: India is becoming more and more of a GoP paradise every day.

Yeah, because we always hear about the GOP raping women.

Seriously, fark you for that comparison.


We hear of the GOP  talkingabout rape and women quite often. Where have you been?
 
2013-03-17 12:06:15 AM
India:  Officially downgraded to shiat hole back asswards Taliban infested crap hole.

At least I have something else to yell at the male Indian tech support people.
 
2013-03-17 12:08:04 AM

Martin Silenus: machoprogrammer: orclover: India is becoming more and more of a GoP paradise every day.

Yeah, because we always hear about the GOP raping women.

Seriously, fark you for that comparison.

We hear of the GOP  talkingabout rape and women quite often. Where have you been?


Bills redefining rape?
Some women rape easy?
Rape babies gifts from god?
Rape a part of god's plan?

GOP, GOP, GOP, GOP.
 
2013-03-17 12:08:47 AM

TomD9938: give me doughnuts: p.s. Why assume someone from Switzerland is caucasian?


Because all Swiss women look just like this.



Every. Last. One of them.


Dammit. Now I want powdered hot cocoa with little tiny marshmallows.
 
2013-03-17 12:09:00 AM
You can tell she is white because you an see her hand in the picture in the article.
 
2013-03-17 12:09:16 AM

give me doughnuts: SavageWombat: So now that it's happened to a white woman, America pays attention?

No, that's just when you started paying attention. Incidents like these have been in the news several times the past few months without involving Europeans.

p.s. Why assume someone from Switzerland is caucasian?


Nicely done. I was about to write just about the same thing.
 
2013-03-17 12:10:23 AM
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