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(MassLive)   11-year old girl shot in leg after altercation breaks out in line to buy new Air Jordans   (masslive.com) divider line 45
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2013-03-16 08:35:23 PM
8 votes:

GAT_00: Oh goodie, I was just waiting here for the not so subtle racist posts to start.


You don't see these shootings at work boot sales.
2013-03-16 08:10:13 PM
8 votes:

feckingmorons: They're shooting people over athletic shoes. We could control this with common sense laws.


No one but professional athletes require Air Jordans. At the very least, there should be a ten-day waiting period before you can purchase them.

I know, I know, "From my cold dead feet..."
2013-03-16 09:43:13 PM
6 votes:
memeorama.com
2013-03-16 11:37:29 PM
4 votes:
To all you people turning this into a race issue, here's an inconvenient fact for you.  The shoes were white.
2013-03-16 08:26:11 PM
4 votes:
Look, let me state the obvious: shoes don't kill people.  People who want shoes kill people.

There should be a background check and a "cooling off" period before buying Jordans.  If you cut off the supply of Jordans to convicted felons, then we wouldn't have these problems.
2013-03-16 10:14:31 PM
3 votes:

GAT_00: This thread is fantastic.  It ought to be kept around and reposted every time some of these people claim they aren't racist.


What do you mean "these people"?
2013-03-16 11:57:20 PM
2 votes:
bloggfiler.no
2013-03-16 11:11:06 PM
2 votes:
I once had to stand in line and wait to buy shoes at LL Bean because the person in front of me was buying maple syrup and there was no price tag and the SKU gave an error so I'm getting a kick out of this thread.

/she bought the maple syrup
2013-03-16 10:42:39 PM
2 votes:

TsukasaK: WHAT THE ACTUAL FARK HAPPENED IN THIS THREAD?!


EJECT! EJECT! EVERYONE EJECT!
www.chinalakemuseum.org
2013-03-16 09:59:01 PM
2 votes:
Farkers arguing about racism is like skunks arguing about ass hygiene.
2013-03-16 09:46:59 PM
2 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Anderson's Pooper: feckingmorons: You don't see these shootings at work boot sales.

Or at sales for ballerina slippers

You are racist.


Why do you keep saying that like it's a bad thing?
2013-03-16 08:39:17 PM
2 votes:

feckingmorons: GAT_00: Oh goodie, I was just waiting here for the not so subtle racist posts to start.

You don't see these shootings at work boot sales.


Well, a brawl broke out when I tried to buy my new Air Bunyans.
2013-03-16 08:32:44 PM
2 votes:
New Air Jordan's and a black gunman....is anyone really surprised?
2013-03-17 12:34:36 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: feckingmorons: sendtodave: Amos Quito: So, you're actually advocating shoecialism?

Anything to sock it to these big corporations, and one less sole going to heaven, is fine by me.

But Republicans would cry like babes to defeet anything like this, and Democrats would just toe the line, like always.

Nice to see you're instep with these comments.

I like to stay on the ball, and not come off looking like a heel.


It is patently clear to see that you are an arch rival to big footwear.
2013-03-17 12:33:12 AM
1 votes:

feckingmorons: sendtodave: Amos Quito: So, you're actually advocating shoecialism?

Anything to sock it to these big corporations, and one less sole going to heaven, is fine by me.

But Republicans would cry like babes to defeet anything like this, and Democrats would just toe the line, like always.

Nice to see you're instep with these comments.


I like to stay on the ball, and not come off looking like a heel.
2013-03-17 12:07:58 AM
1 votes:
Dear god there's more confirmation bias, strawmen beatings, and utter bullshiat here than your average politics thread. Hope you tards are proud of yourselves.
2013-03-16 11:30:26 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: eraser8: feckingmorons: Why can you find these racist images so quickly? Are they on your hard drive?

They're literally the first results in GIS. There's a reason for that that has nothing to do with me.


DON'T GIS "michelle obama salt monster"

Trust me on this one!


supportyourlocalgunfighter.com

"Guess where I had my finger?"
2013-03-16 11:21:26 PM
1 votes:
Fark really is slipping.  We all know sucessful and attractive urban youth shoot each other over shoes.  Just like Asian kids are really good at math and Australians have poisonous creatures and lock their daughters in the basement for procreation purposes.

It was in Springfield so........

t3.gstatic.com
/Hot like Lisa
//from NZ
///Aussies are 'roo rooters
////likes slashies
2013-03-16 11:13:47 PM
1 votes:

sendtodave: feckingmorons: Why do you have pictures like that, does it excite you to look at them and be racist in private, while putting on the concerned liberal face in public?

The whole "You're the real racist for pointing out racism" schtick?  Really?


What racism in the article or the comments? He wasn't pointing out racism he was calling anyone who wasn't a handrwinger a racist?

Tell me your first thought was not 'Oh, no not this black people fighting over expensive sneakers shiat again'. If it was a story about two dudes beating each other with canoe paddles of a catfish you'd think redneck too.

Reality, it is difficult, but it beats the alternative.
2013-03-16 10:56:22 PM
1 votes:
2013-03-16 10:56:04 PM
1 votes:

Benjamin Orr: Witnesses said the shooter was a black male wearing a camouflage jacket


I knew that Dorner got away!!!!


This is why I don't really believe the witness statements.  If he was wearing a camouflage jacket, how did they see him?  Sounds like a bunch of racists covering up for the fact that the girl shot herself in the leg.
2013-03-16 10:48:13 PM
1 votes:
Seriously people.  Racist or not.  You shouldn't judge the alleged shooter until you've walked a mile in his shoes.
2013-03-16 10:40:41 PM
1 votes:
Here is a stock photo for MSM to use for this story.

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-03-16 10:29:13 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
Pictured: A troll in this thread, with several farkers waiting to bite.
2013-03-16 10:25:12 PM
1 votes:

feckingmorons: eraser8: feckingmorons: I'm as entitled to my opinion as you are to yours and your insinuations.

Of course.

But, the fact remains that I never called you -- or anyone else here -- a racist.

Yes, you never used the word.

Well except when you said Republican/racist cartoons, you know the kind you have a procedure for finding.

That seems a little odd to me.


Will you two just get a room already?
2013-03-16 10:24:32 PM
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: Trophy worthy thread for sheer asshole content. Outstanding.


Seriously, they really went all out.  The only thing that could have gave these people a bigger hard on is if watermelon, chicken or crack could have somehow been worked into it.
2013-03-16 10:22:41 PM
1 votes:
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.  How that wasn't racist, I'll never know.
2013-03-16 10:21:03 PM
1 votes:
But did anyone get ammonia waiting for a new pair of shoes?
2013-03-16 10:20:52 PM
1 votes:
Racist is our word, only we're allowed to call each other that.
2013-03-16 10:18:34 PM
1 votes:

feckingmorons: Yes, I think you are one. I didn't say what race.
I'm as entitled to my opinion as you are to yours and your insinuations.


Stupid crackers. Always thinking they know more. I'm gonna enjoy watching little yellow feet put boots on your neck!

media.screened.com
2013-03-16 10:16:33 PM
1 votes:

eraser8: Elvis_Bogart: eraser8: "Obama watermelon patch"

If you enter that what else do you possibly think would pop up beside racist imagery?

I'm not sure whether you understand the point being argued here.

I was defending myself against a charge that, because it was so easy for me to find racist imagery, I MUST have kept these images locally on my computer.

My point was to show that saving such images is completely unnecessary.  A simple GIS search will return them in droves.


And you have a procedure - methodology perfected by continuous searches for racist images and the timing of the searches - just so you can tell us about it.
2013-03-16 10:12:43 PM
1 votes:

feckingmorons: eraser8: feckingmorons: Why are you harping on this, why do you want people to find racism.

It isn't my place to either encourage or discourage people from looking for racism.  But, YOU implied something about my facility for finding these images.  YOU were the one who asked, "Why can you find these racist images so quickly? Are they on your hard drive? "

I offered my procedure to thread as a whole to prove that local storage of these images isn't necessary.  Are you now willing to admit that these images can be found exceedingly quickly, without art?  Are you willing to admit that simple searches bring return these images in large numbers?

So your point that racist images can quickly be found on the Internet because you do it frequently and time it with a stopwatch is what exactly?

All I can gather is that you like looking at racist images. I'm sure you'll find plenty, but remember you're judge by the company you keep.



Dude, I have been reading your posts and they are awesome.  I'm giving you 10/10 just because you kept it up so long.  Bravo!
2013-03-16 10:04:30 PM
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: It's not about race. It's about greed and ignorance.


Don't tell the guys who call everyone a racist.

You've hit the nail right on the head.
2013-03-16 10:03:53 PM
1 votes:
Controlling the availability of shoes will curtail gun violence.

/snicker
2013-03-16 10:01:12 PM
1 votes:
world class trolling in this here thread, gents. impressive.
2013-03-16 09:55:48 PM
1 votes:
I don't get it. This happened in Massachusetts, which has a Democratic Party veto proof state legislature and an entire Democratic congressional delegation. That state should be a utopian paradise.
2013-03-16 09:53:11 PM
1 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-03-16 09:52:20 PM
1 votes:

eraser8: feckingmorons: So your point that racist images can quickly be found on the Internet because you do it frequently and time it with a stopwatch is what exactly?

Who knew I controlled GIS...all by my lonesome?


Could you make sure there are more quality boobies pictures on the first page of results?
2013-03-16 09:48:22 PM
1 votes:
Black people problems
2013-03-16 09:46:58 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: Anderson's Pooper: feckingmorons: You don't see these shootings at work boot sales.

Or at sales for ballerina slippers

You are racist.


Not necessarily. He may be Russian.
2013-03-16 09:46:47 PM
1 votes:
Aim a bit lower and they could have shared a pair.
2013-03-16 09:46:41 PM
1 votes:

MrHappyRotter: CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?


Stop being a racist.
2013-03-16 09:46:33 PM
1 votes:
What is this, 1993? Did someone got shot over an Oakland Raiders Starter jacket also?
2013-03-16 09:05:10 PM
1 votes:

eraser8: GAT_00: eraser8: What's your point?

His point is that all black people are criminals.

I suppose that's what accounts for all the Republican/racist jokes about the president.

Republicans/racists just don't seem bright enough to realize that because a behavior is exhibited largely by a specific demographic does not mean that people of that specific demographic largely exhibit that behavior.

I mean, other than abject racism, why would anyone believe that President Obama was likely to modify presidential vehicles with "spinners" or oversize wheels or such?

[powip.com image 450x270]


You seem to be the one suggesting it. Why do you mask your racism in false concern?
2013-03-16 08:33:27 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com

Sees what ought to be done.
 
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