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(Chron)   ♫The poop police, they live inside of my head. The poop police, they come to me in my bed. The poop police, they're coming to arrest me, oh no♫   (chron.com) divider line 43
    More: Silly, dog owners, DNA, DNA sequencing, Houston area, Molly Kalish  
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2013-03-16 05:26:38 PM  
"I've been pooping, I've been shiatting, it's the way of the world"

/Another Cheap Trick thread is always awesome
 
2013-03-16 05:44:12 PM  

alexjoss: "I've been pooping, I've been shiatting, it's the way of the world"

/Another Cheap Trick thread is always awesome


Ma's poop is alright
Dad's poop is alright
They just get a little smeared
 
2013-03-16 08:07:03 PM  
Oh, you KNOW that's a +1, subby.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-16 08:12:08 PM  
Just the other day I saw them pooping on the couch...
 
2013-03-16 08:20:57 PM  
A resident there should go out late at night and poop on the lawn.

Imagine the reaction when the tests come back as human poop.
 
2013-03-16 08:57:15 PM  
Nice headline
 
2013-03-16 09:15:25 PM  
Since alexjoss took my favorite track, I'll have to go with this...

"You didn't know your dog was pooping out, til you heard the noises from his rear"
 
2013-03-16 09:30:03 PM  
I thought this was about Randy Orton.
 
2013-03-16 09:30:13 PM  

L.D. Ablo: A resident there should go out late at night and poop on the lawn.

Imagine the reaction when the tests come back as human poop.


You could totally up that and make a trip to the Zoo with a half dozen ziploc bags and a helpful zookeeper.

/holy shiat, we've got a tiger in the complex
//freaking zebra too!
 
2013-03-16 10:00:49 PM  
Poop, there it is.
 
2013-03-16 10:00:52 PM  
fark with the neighbors, get strangers to drop trou and leave a pile of people scat.
 
2013-03-16 10:04:14 PM  
Then along comes the dog owner who states that their dog has constitutional rights and no way is anyone going to take a sample of their dna since the dog has committed no crime.

/Then the HOA steals the persons home(rental or owned) and profits.

//funny thing is, humans have had cops take a cheek swab for traffic enforcement purposes(pretend allegation of driving while on drugs swipe), not realizing that the cops now have their dna on file.
///So now you get busted for crapping on that cops windshield while he was away for a few minutes.
 
2013-03-16 10:09:55 PM  

sheep snorter: ///So now you get busted for crapping on that cops windshield while he was away for a few minutes.


I don't know about you, I try not to cop on craps' cars.
 
2013-03-16 10:12:27 PM  
The Asylum is now open to all.  Whether or not we should run a background check on those wishing to purchase weapons is to subject of frantic national debate, but we can DNA check all dogs to see who shiat on the lawn.  USA, USA. USA...
 
2013-03-16 10:13:01 PM  
there's money well spent. it wouldn't make sense to just fine people walking their dog without a plastic bag for clean up.

Dad: "well honey, you got your degree in law enforcement, you landed a job on a Police Force and you passed their training with flying colors. what have they assigned you to?"

Daughter: "Poop Patrol".

Dad: --beaming with pride--
 
2013-03-16 10:13:58 PM  

alexjoss: "I've been pooping, I've been shiatting, it's the way of the world"

/Another Cheap Trick thread is always awesome


Didn't I didn't I didn't I see you poopin'
 
2013-03-16 10:14:26 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-16 10:18:30 PM  
I don't care if your anus starts leakin'

I'm a California Man!
 
2013-03-16 10:18:40 PM  
FTA : Although testing did not identify any tenant's dog as the recent culprit, Kalish said the problem had stopped, suggesting that a visitor might have been responsible

Sorry.
 
2013-03-16 10:19:09 PM  
It's good to see they've got plans in place to apprehend the alleged poopers, but how are they planning to handle the poopees?
 
2013-03-16 10:22:58 PM  

martissimo: L.D. Ablo: A resident there should go out late at night and poop on the lawn.

Imagine the reaction when the tests come back as human poop.

You could totally up that and make a trip to the Zoo with a half dozen ziploc bags and a helpful zookeeper.

/holy shiat, we've got a tiger in the complex
//freaking zebra too!


Better yet, just ask the zoo for monkey poo, and spread rumors of a skunk ape on the loose
 
2013-03-16 10:24:58 PM  
Just showing the love, cause.....

Love stinks, yeah, yeah
 
2013-03-16 10:36:38 PM  
 
2013-03-16 10:39:17 PM  
I love poop threads....

//ate over a dozen deviled eggs today. soon...
 
2013-03-16 10:39:51 PM  
www.coolgizmotoys.com

Oh, bother.
 
2013-03-16 10:45:34 PM  
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who read that headline in Apu's voice.

tachrev.com
 
2013-03-16 10:49:55 PM  

Spaced Lion: Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

[tachrev.com image 338x306]


Please tell me I wasn't the only one who interpreted Spaced Lion's post this way.
 
2013-03-16 10:51:34 PM  

martissimo: L.D. Ablo: A resident there should go out late at night and poop on the lawn.

Imagine the reaction when the tests come back as human poop.

You could totally up that and make a trip to the Zoo with a half dozen ziploc bags and a helpful zookeeper.

/holy shiat, we've got a tiger in the complex
//freaking zebra too!


The Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle has a program called ZooDoo where you can get poop for fertilizer.

Or to screw with the poop police.  It's really your choice.
 
2013-03-16 10:59:12 PM  
I thought maybe Charlie Sheen was mad at someone again.
 
2013-03-16 11:38:23 PM  
You know that talk is cheap, and those rumors ain't nice.
 
2013-03-16 11:39:37 PM  

Tentacle: martissimo: L.D. Ablo: A resident there should go out late at night and poop on the lawn.

Imagine the reaction when the tests come back as human poop.

You could totally up that and make a trip to the Zoo with a half dozen ziploc bags and a helpful zookeeper.

/holy shiat, we've got a tiger in the complex
//freaking zebra too!

Better yet, just ask the zoo for monkey poo, and spread rumors of a skunk ape on the loose



i.imgur.com

Run for the hills!


/1 man, 20,000 cups
 
2013-03-16 11:40:37 PM  
I think it's a great idea...
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
zez
2013-03-17 12:26:07 AM  
stuffpoint.com
 
2013-03-17 12:44:10 AM  
This is what you scat, this is what you scat, when you meeesssssss on usssss
 
2013-03-17 12:55:27 AM  
TAL did it.
 
2013-03-17 01:00:57 AM  
How much are they spending on enforcement and testing? And how much would it have cost to hire some kid to clean the park every few days?

I know its a problem but you gotta consider how much cleaning up vandalism costs compared to how much its gonna cost to hunt the crumbums down and whats it going to cost community moral harassing them about something so petty.

I hate dogshiat in the park. I hate the idea of someone creating a bureaucracy to deal with dog shiat more.
 
2013-03-17 01:03:50 AM  
Oh wait -- this isnt in the park -- its in an apartment building.

Gross. I dont know. On the one hand im still all "this is a waste"

But then i'm like "who lets their dog crap in the hall of their apartment building?
 
2013-03-17 01:55:01 AM  
www.realclearscience.com
 
2013-03-17 07:00:24 AM  
Came for KotH references...leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-17 07:04:13 AM  

fjnorton: I love poop threads....

//ate over a dozen deviled eggs today. soon...


Especially on Scaturday evenings .
 
2013-03-17 08:18:17 AM  
s13.postimage.org

Sweet revenge.
 
2013-03-17 09:40:38 AM  
/Another Cheap Trick thread is always awesome

Could not agree more.

On topic:
"Gonna take a poopie.....
Leave out all my stool - yeah,
I'm gonna take a dump where the water's really cool,
And if my bowels stop clenchin' there's a litterbox down the hall,

We'll put our dumpage on and digestives all gone
you're sure to give the bowl a spew -ew -ew....

Give a real glutt-eral brown shakin,
I'm a tapeworm spewing man,
Push right out your intestinal spout,
I'm a tapeworm spewing man,

Well I pushed that nugget so bad,
my brown star she's a'makin' me mad,
Grunt right on till the bowl is breakin'
I'm a tapeworm spewing man..."


/Cheap Trick rules!!!!
 
2013-03-17 02:32:40 PM  
so teach them to poop in a litter box

i got my cats running treadmills
my dogs eating fish
all is good
 
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