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(CBS Detroit)   Student suspended over 'Hot For Teacher' essay sues Oakland University. "She was blonde and attractive in the Meg Ryan kind of way which I usually don't go for"   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 13
    More: Sappy, Hot for Teacher, Meg Ryan, Oakland University, students, Joseph Corlett, CBS Radio Inc.  
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2013-03-16 07:42:56 PM
3 votes:
"Her boobs hung in the air in exactly the way that bricks don't."

/with apologies to Douglas Adams
//no kidding, first thing I thought of when I read the quote in the headline
2013-03-16 06:14:00 PM
3 votes:

MontanaDave: I don't get it; why the sappy tag?


It was the closest to sticky?
2013-03-16 09:19:42 PM
2 votes:

BigRightRear: Were you ever a sophomore at a small mid-western college?


Hey now, my writing skills may be in need of improvement,

but they aren't 'mid-western college' bad!
2013-03-16 08:05:08 PM
2 votes:
I remember my critical writing class in high school, fondly. In particular, one hot early summer day.

The rest of the class had already left for the next period and Ms. Saulice, our young and eager 23y/o teacher, was cleaning the chalk board while I fumbled with my backpack.

"MurphyMurphy," she said "could you come over hear and help me reach the projector screen?"

Standing up I was immediately embarrassed when I noticed the time I had spent watching her clean the chalkboard had left me standing at attention. She may have been our teacher, but sometimes she just seemed like one of us students. She'd had fit right in if there was a 13th grade and that body would be a welcome addition to the cheer-leading squad.

If she noticed my adolescent reaction to her presence, she didn't let on. "Just reach up there and pull that screen down if you could. I told Mrs. Halls I'd put it down for her class in the morning."

Usually the last person to use the screen doesn't put it up all the way, it was odd to be fully retracted like that, I had to stand on my tiptoes just to reach it. "Got it!" I said, grabbing the screen with just the top bit of my middle finger. No sooner had I gained a hold on the screen handle I felt a hand grip me where none but my own had gripped before.

"Me too" Ms. Saulice said with a sly toothless smile and an intimidating look of mischief in her eyes.

I froze. I did not know how to react. This did not phase Ms. Saulice however, as the only part of me she was paying attention to was reacting on it's own. I can tell you now that what was about to happen, I truly thought would never happen to me.....
2013-03-16 07:32:39 PM
2 votes:
From one of the comment threads on the article:

I have to agree with Mr. Wallace on this issue. I too have had experiences with Mr. Corlett on campus, and on repeated occasions have bore witness to his intimidation of fellow students. Mr. Corlett has repeatedly used classroom discussion times in my class with him to make other students uncomfortable with sexist and borderline racist comments. I am, frankly, not surprised this hasn't happened sooner.

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2013-03-16 06:49:17 PM
2 votes:
I have the limpest boner right now.
2013-03-16 06:07:11 PM
2 votes:
I don't feel tardy...
2013-03-18 08:36:25 PM
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Fano: Dear Journal:

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass. So hot, want to touch the heinie.

I read that in Doug Funnie's voice.


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Could be
2013-03-17 12:21:27 PM
1 votes:
Dear Journal:

That Veronica Vaughn is one hot piece of ass. So hot, want to touch the heinie.
2013-03-17 04:39:35 AM
1 votes:

RedVentrue: Snort: RedVentrue: FTA "
"I've had a few worries lately, the first that Lynn Anne, my wife, would read this. But now I don't care. I suppose my fear is a good sign that I'm writing honestly," Corlett wrote."

No. You are violating the personal space of everyone around you.

You know how I know you don't know what personal space is, you know?

You can violate someones personal space with words.


And you just did.  I need to go wash the bullshiat out of my eyes now.
2013-03-16 07:59:16 PM
1 votes:

Theaetetus: A fellow student said Corlett was known around campus for strong opinions on open carry laws: He argued voraciously that students should be allowed to carry guns to class.


I heard from someone he picks his nose hairs and leaves them on other student's papers.
2013-03-16 07:24:27 PM
1 votes:
57 years old?

Siddown, WALDO.
2013-03-16 06:19:16 PM
1 votes:
Dear Penthouse...
 
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