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(CBS Detroit)   Student suspended over 'Hot For Teacher' essay sues Oakland University. "She was blonde and attractive in the Meg Ryan kind of way which I usually don't go for"   (detroit.cbslocal.com) divider line 143
    More: Sappy, Hot for Teacher, Meg Ryan, Oakland University, students, Joseph Corlett, CBS Radio Inc.  
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2013-03-16 05:59:09 PM
And . . . it's 1984.
 
2013-03-16 06:05:10 PM
Sounds pretty creepy, actually.
 
2013-03-16 06:06:00 PM
You're never too young to be a dirty old man.
 
2013-03-16 06:07:11 PM
I don't feel tardy...
 
2013-03-16 06:10:37 PM
Guy deserved to be kicked out. Wonder if any of the women took restraining orders out on the creep.
 
2013-03-16 06:10:54 PM
I don't get it; why the sappy tag?
 
2013-03-16 06:11:56 PM
Where are the hot teacher pics?
 
2013-03-16 06:13:44 PM
Got a bit of a creepy Charles Bukowski angle going there.

Not bad.  B+/A-
 
2013-03-16 06:14:00 PM

MontanaDave: I don't get it; why the sappy tag?


It was the closest to sticky?
 
2013-03-16 06:17:39 PM
So, he wrote the essays, and...  put them under his bed?  Published them on the web?  Stapled them to women's foreheads?

I'm not sure, from the article, precisely where he dangled his preposition.
 
2013-03-16 06:18:08 PM
Yuck.
 
2013-03-16 06:18:51 PM
i403.photobucket.com

I Love You Period. Do You Love Me Question Mark
 
2013-03-16 06:19:16 PM
Dear Penthouse...
 
2013-03-16 06:21:38 PM

thisispete: Sounds pretty creepy, actually.


This.
 
2013-03-16 06:23:37 PM

404 page not found: You're never too young to be a dirty old man.


At nearly 60, I don't think his age is a impediment.
 
2013-03-16 06:25:40 PM

MontanaDave: I don't get it; why the sappy tag?


The guy had real emotions that he chose to express real poorly.
 
2013-03-16 06:26:31 PM

wingedkat: 404 page not found: You're never too young to be a dirty old man.

At nearly 60, I don't think his age is a impediment.


At just over 50, I'm taking notes.
 
2013-03-16 06:26:50 PM
This is the pic which accompanies the Yahoo version of the story.
l1.yimg.com
 
2013-03-16 06:28:06 PM
Thought-crime.
 
2013-03-16 06:29:26 PM
FTA "
"I've had a few worries lately, the first that Lynn Anne, my wife, would read this. But now I don't care. I suppose my fear is a good sign that I'm writing honestly," Corlett wrote."

No. You are violating the personal space of everyone around you.
 
2013-03-16 06:29:35 PM
Idiot
 
2013-03-16 06:29:59 PM

platkat: MontanaDave: I don't get it; why the sappy tag?

The guy had real emotions that he chose to express real

 really  poorly.

You fail creative writing.
 
2013-03-16 06:31:04 PM
Eww, what a creeper.

I bet women were raped just by being near this guy's vicinity.
 
2013-03-16 06:31:51 PM

thisispete: Sounds pretty creepy, actually.


It does, but so what?

As long as he's not harassing them or worse the teachers should STFU and honestly grade his essays on the merits.
 
2013-03-16 06:32:12 PM

platkat: MontanaDave: I don't get it; why the sappy tag?

The guy had real emotions that he chose to express real poorly.



Technically, I suppose that "horny" counts as an emotion.
 
2013-03-16 06:34:14 PM

ACunningPlan: This is the pic which accompanies the Yahoo version of the story.
[l1.yimg.com image 630x354]


Wow, reminds me of a guy I used to work with....we called him Creepy D. Looked pretty much like that, and would probably write similar essays if he was back in school.

There was a huge party the night that guy got canned.
 
2013-03-16 06:39:43 PM
The lesson here is that when teachers insist students keep a journal of thoughts that might otherwise be self-censored, and when requested clarification upon requested clarification results in a repeat of the ambiguous requirements if the assignment, they should not be surprised when the entries contain things one might consider offensive.

This teacher should either lighten up, or stop teaching (in the manner she is teaching). Either way, I could give a fark less about some middle aged woman feigning outrage when she was the one pushing the limits.
 
2013-03-16 06:40:24 PM
 
2013-03-16 06:40:39 PM

platkat: MontanaDave: I don't get it; why the sappy tag?

The guy had real emotions that he chose to express real poorly.


So the "dumbass" and "asinine" tags were busy fapping to 80s rock album art?
 
2013-03-16 06:40:58 PM

ACunningPlan: This is the pic which accompanies the Yahoo version of the story.
[l1.yimg.com image 630x354]


Mike Martz?

Anyway, it sounds like the guy was trying to remove his inhibitions through creative writing and was having some personal success with it. Big farking deal.
 
2013-03-16 06:44:51 PM
He's guilty of being older and not very attractive.
 
2013-03-16 06:45:03 PM

Happy Hours: thisispete: Sounds pretty creepy, actually.

It does, but so what?

As long as he's not harassing them or worse the teachers should STFU and honestly grade his essays on the merits.


Sure, unless the teachers feel they are being targeted in the creepy essays. Or that their colleagues are. Or their students. Written harassment is still harassment. I mean, he's free to write whatever he so chooses, but some stuff just does not need to be shared.

/If I were his classmate or prof, I'd be creeped out, too.
 
2013-03-16 06:45:14 PM
What's his FARK handle?
 
2013-03-16 06:46:42 PM
Michigan. Hmm.

Karl Welzein?
 
2013-03-16 06:46:53 PM

Happy Hours: thisispete: Sounds pretty creepy, actually.

It does, but so what?

As long as he's not harassing them or worse the teachers should STFU and honestly grade his essays on the merits.


This. So long as none of the teachers are, say, the one he is submitting the essay(s) to, I don't see the problem. He isn't threatening anyone, or describing rape fantasies involving classmates.
 
2013-03-16 06:48:09 PM
In other journal entries, Corlett described sleeping in the nude with his gun

But I always... of course he... I mean how would you... what other way...
 
2013-03-16 06:49:17 PM
I have the limpest boner right now.
 
2013-03-16 06:49:49 PM
I agree with the school for kicking him out. The fantasy he wrote about where he rapes and dismembers his teacher must have profoundly disturbed her.

Oh wait, he only wrote her a few offhand and obnoxious compliments? Yeah, the school is insane.

Why not tell him "I know I said to write whatever you want and not be limited at all, but please refrain from writing about me or anyone else in the class" and move on.

This isn't as stupid as the pastry gun kid, but it's close. Don't overreact to an slightly annoying idiot as if he were an active shooter.
 
2013-03-16 06:53:16 PM
Well, if I had the time, I'd engage in a lengthy creative writing effort about my freshman year high school rookie redhead American History instructor, and how I'd yearned to earn some extra credit with her.

Remembering those days takes me away from the keyboard.  I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-03-16 06:54:06 PM

wambu: And . . . it's 1984.


1. Be attractive
 
2013-03-16 06:54:25 PM
I work for this college...so I'm getting a very creepy kick...
 
2013-03-16 06:55:15 PM

MontanaDave: platkat: MontanaDave: I don't get it; why the sappy tag?

The guy had real emotions that he chose to express real poorly.

So the "dumbass" and "asinine" tags were busy fapping to 80s rock album art?


F*ck if I know. I didn't submit this.
 
2013-03-16 07:02:29 PM
Dear Oakland Forum...
 
2013-03-16 07:06:16 PM
This story and people who think this guy is commiting some sort of wrongdoing give Chuck Palahniuk, and other modern, A-List writers a sad. If shiat like this, which is an honest look inside this guys thought processes makes you uncomfortable, go back to reading Stephanie Meyer, FFS.
 
2013-03-16 07:06:20 PM
It's part of modern feminism that any normal feeling that any heterosexual man has is automatically wrong.
 
2013-03-16 07:15:01 PM

Apos: What's his FARK handle?


What took you so long? Thought I was gonna have to do it myself...
 
2013-03-16 07:15:20 PM
Ewwwww
 
2013-03-16 07:16:38 PM

bingethinker: It's part of modern feminism that any normal feeling that any heterosexual man has is automatically wrong.


No, but turning in an essay where you tell the teacher her looks are distracting is bad judgement.

This article does seem to only represent his side in the suit. For all we know, his teacher may have repeatedly asked him to stop writing about her.
 
2013-03-16 07:17:39 PM

RedVentrue: FTA "
"I've had a few worries lately, the first that Lynn Anne, my wife, would read this. But now I don't care. I suppose my fear is a good sign that I'm writing honestly," Corlett wrote."

No. You are violating the personal space of everyone around you.


You know how I know you don't know what personal space is, you know?
 
2013-03-16 07:19:21 PM

Happy Hours: thisispete: Sounds pretty creepy, actually.

It does, but so what?

As long as he's not harassing them or worse the teachers should STFU and honestly grade his essays on the merits.


So, you agree that he was properly kicked off campus?
 
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