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(AZCentral)   You're a helpless romantic if you name a new species of scorpion after your wife   (azcentral.com) divider line 42
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2013-03-16 01:03:51 PM  
rock you like a hurricane
 
2013-03-16 03:00:20 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: rock you like a hurricane


Will we see it in The Zoo?
 
2013-03-16 03:57:33 PM  
I'm saving my wife's name for when I discover a new species of hornet.
 
2013-03-16 05:22:27 PM  
thats gotta be worth a bj
 
2013-03-16 05:22:49 PM  
So he spears his wife in the throat and shout "GET OVER HERE!"
 
2013-03-16 05:24:55 PM  
Biatch, you knew I was a scorpion...
 
2013-03-16 05:27:28 PM  
My ex husband was the inspiration for the Dementors; absolute seamless transition from real-life to the page except he looks human.
 
2013-03-16 05:28:35 PM  
Clearly Subby you've never met his wife.
 
2013-03-16 05:33:26 PM  
"helpless romantic"?


FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.
 
2013-03-16 05:34:21 PM  

doyner: I'm saving my wife's name for when I discover a new species of hornet.


You don't want to marry a WASP!
 
2013-03-16 05:34:46 PM  
"Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site remove this text box. Feel free to read the article clearly displayed behind it."

Also, kill it with fire.
 
2013-03-16 05:36:07 PM  
: Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?
: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.
: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking biatch from which there is no escape.
 
2013-03-16 05:40:24 PM  
img12.imageshack.us

"She is a life sucking biatch from which there is no escape"
 
2013-03-16 05:41:54 PM  
Damn you, gravy!!

It took too long to get the picture sorted.

!*#£&$"!!~#!
 
2013-03-16 05:42:41 PM  
 
2013-03-16 05:50:15 PM  

bonno: [img12.imageshack.us image 256x192]

"She is a life sucking biatch from which there is no escape"


You, sir, win the internet.

/first thing I thought.
 
2013-03-16 05:53:31 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Scorpion thread! Scorpion thread!
He's not often given his due cred!
Bet he never thought in his life,
He'd be named after a human's....wife?!
Look out....Here comes the scorpion thrrrrrread!
 
2013-03-16 05:58:34 PM  
sporkme

"Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site remove this text box. Feel free to read the article clearly displayed behind it."

Also, kill it with fire.


Mine said "Javascript must be enabled on your browser to view this site."

That was adorable wasn't it. Right-click->Inspect Element->Click on ->delete.

Huh, looks like I can view it just fine without JS.

/Hide elements in "noscript" also works
 
2013-03-16 06:31:31 PM  
The idiom is "hopeless romantic".

helpless romantic  :-/
 
2013-03-16 07:09:04 PM  

gameshowhost: The idiom is "hopeless romantic".

helpless romantic  :-/


IDK, I think helpless fits here.  There probably no helping this guy.
 
2013-03-16 07:10:19 PM  
My first thought is that he was crediting her as a carnivorous arachnid with a dangerous sting.
 
2013-03-16 07:22:46 PM  

lack of warmth: gameshowhost: The idiom is "hopeless romantic".

helpless romantic  :-/

IDK, I think helpless fits here.  There probably no helping this guy.


I suppose.

/or do i... hope? dun dun dunnn
 
2013-03-16 07:35:17 PM  
Holy mother of fark that is worth indiscriminate bj's.

/I like creepy crawlies
 
2013-03-16 08:09:55 PM  
ARIZONA TAG WHAARRRGARBLE
 
2013-03-16 08:54:10 PM  

GarretSidzaka: ARIZONA TAG WHAARRRGARBLE


It's not like we take pythons that grow too large and throw them the desert like Floridians do, except with swamp replacing desert.

/there should be an Arpaio tag, though.
 
2013-03-16 08:59:28 PM  

Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x360]


That pic is awesome on so many levels. Im howling over here.
 
2013-03-16 09:09:31 PM  
jdemartino

"helpless romantic"?

FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.


So much for that etymology degree.
 
2013-03-16 09:20:42 PM  

studebaker hoch: jdemartino

"helpless romantic"?

FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.

So much for that etymology degree.


This is at least the 2nd time this year I've seen this idiom wrong........I can't figure out if it's on purpose or due to idiocy.  Please don't let this idiom go the way of "moot point"
 
2013-03-16 09:44:42 PM  
I think some people do it intentionally.

"Lip singing"
"Track housing"
"Ball headed"
 
2013-03-16 09:58:29 PM  

SamFlagg: studebaker hoch: jdemartino

"helpless romantic"?

FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.

So much for that etymology degree.

This is at least the 2nd time this year I've seen this idiom wrong........I can't figure out if it's on purpose or due to idiocy.  Please don't let this idiom go the way of "moot point"


At least your GF doesn't walk around telling people "That was really comedical" when she finds something funny.

//ive stopped trying to argue with her about it. She can look stupid if she wants.
 
2013-03-17 12:05:07 AM  

SamFlagg: studebaker hoch: jdemartino

"helpless romantic"?

FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.

So much for that etymology degree.

This is at least the 2nd time this year I've seen this idiom wrong........I can't figure out if it's on purpose or due to idiocy.  Please don't let this idiom go the way of "moot point"


MOOPS
 
2013-03-17 12:34:41 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/Hot, like holding Block and hitting Up, Up from about sweep distance
 
2013-03-17 01:47:43 AM  
It must have been love at first sting.
 
2013-03-17 01:58:28 AM  

hundreddollarman: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 493x1000]

/Hot, like holding Block and hitting Up, Up from about sweep distance


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-17 05:03:24 AM  

gravy chugging cretin.: : Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?
: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.
: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking biatch from which there is no escape.


FARK, always satisfies ^_^
 
2013-03-17 08:35:08 AM  
No hot Italian chick with the scorpion crawling on her back from the Fiat commercial?
 
2013-03-17 10:16:38 AM  
Yeah, I think I'll just leave this quote here: "it is my nature"
 
2013-03-17 01:30:05 PM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: hundreddollarman: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 493x1000]

/Hot, like holding Block and hitting Up, Up from about sweep distance

[i291.photobucket.com image 200x173]


FLAWLESS VICTORY

/FATALITY
 
2013-03-17 01:58:31 PM  
Some scientists, however, disagree on the fundamental logic of naming a scorpion "naggy naggy biatch biatch", and assert a more formal latin name should probably have been chosen..
 
2013-03-17 03:48:19 PM  
"Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate."

s4.hubimg.com
 
2013-03-17 09:17:58 PM  

Trollin4Colon: SamFlagg: studebaker hoch: jdemartino

At least your GF doesn't walk around telling people "That was really comedical" when she finds something funny.

//ive stopped trying to argue with her about it. She can look stupid if she wants.


I would have thought she covered that just going out with you.  :)

(Sorry, it was there.  Had to do it.)
 
2013-03-18 04:09:44 PM  
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Drosophilia-Grahamie!  OK, Dammit, I love you.  So, it's drosophilia-grahamie.
 
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