Jon iz teh kewl: rock you like a hurricane
doyner: I'm saving my wife's name for when I discover a new species of hornet.
bonno: [img12.imageshack.us image 256x192]"She is a life sucking biatch from which there is no escape"
Scorpion thread! Scorpion thread!He's not often given his due cred!Bet he never thought in his life,He'd be named after a human's....wife?!Look out....Here comes the scorpion thrrrrrread!
gameshowhost: The idiom is "hopeless romantic".helpless romantic :-/
lack of warmth: gameshowhost: The idiom is "hopeless romantic".helpless romantic :-/IDK, I think helpless fits here. There probably no helping this guy.
GarretSidzaka: ARIZONA TAG WHAARRRGARBLE
Apos: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x360]
studebaker hoch: jdemartino"helpless romantic"?FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.So much for that etymology degree.
SamFlagg: studebaker hoch: jdemartino"helpless romantic"?FARK, where even the clichés get mangled.So much for that etymology degree.This is at least the 2nd time this year I've seen this idiom wrong........I can't figure out if it's on purpose or due to idiocy. Please don't let this idiom go the way of "moot point"
hundreddollarman: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 493x1000]/Hot, like holding Block and hitting Up, Up from about sweep distance
gravy chugging cretin.: : Sir, I'm retired navy, I know all about classified. But one more thing. The person that finds her gets to name her right?: Yes-yes that's right, that's right.: I wanna name her Dottie after my wife. She's a vicious life-sucking biatch from which there is no escape.
Thanks for the Meme-ries: hundreddollarman: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 493x1000]/Hot, like holding Block and hitting Up, Up from about sweep distance[i291.photobucket.com image 200x173]
Trollin4Colon: SamFlagg: studebaker hoch: jdemartinoAt least your GF doesn't walk around telling people "That was really comedical" when she finds something funny.//ive stopped trying to argue with her about it. She can look stupid if she wants.
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