Don't Troll Me Bro!: MrBallou: Demetrius: Duuuuuude...I am sooooooo stoned right now[www.wisconsingazette.com image 385x292]WTF is wrong with his head*? It looks misshapen and sort of pin-ish.*The outside, I mean. We all know what's wrong with the inside.Fetal alcohol syndrome. Not joking, not trying to be mean. He's got all the telltale deformities of FAS.
sheep snorter: A picture from inside the convention hall.
maxheck: Supposedly it was a place for conservatives to gather, strategize, come up with new ideas and figure out how to get their agenda ahead.
Skarekrough: I've said it before and I will say it again. This is an awesome time to be a political junkie, and even better to be a Democrat.
largedon: /Seriously though, he could be Stiles brother.
Befuddled: Walker/Santorum 2016: because we didn't lose badly enough in 2012.
Richard Roma: Skarekrough: I've said it before and I will say it again. This is an awesome time to be a political junkie, and even better to be a Democrat.It's not a good time to be someone who likes to see the government actually pass productive legislation, though. That won't happen until the crazies and idiots left in the Republican party have been rendered completely impotent, without the executive or a majority in either house. And thanks to gerrymandering we're probably several years away from that.
Richard Roma: And thanks to gerrymandering we're probably several years away from that.
Khellendros: 1) Tell Chris Christie he's "it", so long as he loses some weight for public image, and doesn't say anything monumentally stupid for the next 24 months.
MurphyMurphy: Walker didn't garble Koch balls for the last few years to sit second seat to Santorum.
DigitalCoffee: Just for shiats and giggles I wonder how far a Christie/Huntsman or Huntsman/Christie ticket would go. At least it sounds sane enough that you could agree to disagree on issues without flinging poo everywhere.
GAT_00: Doktor_Zhivago: GAT_00: HuckleberryI will have to refer to him as that from this day forth.I'm assuming it's a portmanteau of Huckabee and dingleberry.That works. It also simply just fits to call him Huckleberry.
m00: TheManofPA: Odd to see a neurosurgeon who doesn't believe in evolution.Depends on what you mean by "believe in."I think there is room for healthy skepticism for specific mechanics of evolution, but not that evolution exists. The principle of evolution is that phenotypes in a population change over time. This cannot be disputed. But if you want to say certain kinds of simple organisms, or complex organizations in certain situations, seem to exhibit Lamarckian evolution vs Darwinian, for example with respect to epigenetics this isn't a crazy position. So for example, it would be legitimate to say "Darwinian evolution isn't really what's going on 100% of the time, in some cases there is inheritance of observable traits through some mechanism other than DNA." And you can maybe extend that to say "I think Darwin's Theory of Evolution is inaccurate," because there are a lot of poorly understood mechanisms. Now, this might grab headlines with "So-and-so doesn't believe in evolution." For example, in humans... there was some evidence that the dietary situation of grandparents (aka, they starved through a Great Depression) impact metabolic rates of grandchildren. This has been demonstrated controlling for social and dietary factors. This cannot be explained through Darwinian evolution.Was just a general comment. I have no idea what this guy's beliefs actually are.
starsrift: Rubio and Christie are the only electable ones on that list.
dickfreckle: starsrift: Rubio and Christie are the only electable ones on that list.But Rubio is the one most likely to make a poll-changing, retarded comment. I think Christie (with a fitness regimen) is the absolute smartest choice. The man can definitely be an asshole but he's certainly not stupid enough to mutter about rape, 47%, or any of the other quips we've heard from the modern GOP. He could actually engender younger or more diverse voters simply because he's not a Teabagging jerk.Sadly, he cooperated with Obama, which makes him a heretic. Even though 2016 is a ways off, folks in the primaries don't forget that sort of thing. He's obviously a socialist./would not vote for him, but would not be too upset if he won
netgamer7k: Yep, another Democrat is gonna win in 2016.
Tyrone Slothrop: netgamer7k: Yep, another Democrat is gonna win in 2016.Probaby, but weird shiat can still happen. Gore looked like a shoe-in due to Clinton's economy, but then Clinton got caught with his pants down.
dickfreckle: starsrift: Rubio and Christie are the only electable ones on that list.But Rubio is the one most likely to make a poll-changing, retarded comment.
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