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(Talking Points Memo)   "Obama and Biden may be overseas at the same time next week" Which means Boehner is president and we all have to build a death ray pointed at a planet we've never heard of   (livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 40
    More: Interesting, President Obama, Biden, death rays, Boehner, White House, human beings, Josh Earnest, Susana Martinez  
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2013-03-16 01:59:41 PM
President Obama is President 24/7 365 no matter where he is in the world and Biden is still a jackass.
 
2013-03-16 02:38:28 PM

borg: President Obama is President 24/7 365 no matter where he is in the world and Biden is still a jackass.


But the president is going on a secret mission to Mars to meet with the Venutians that are even now preparing to invade Earth.  What's you're logical assessment of the situation, now?
 
2013-03-16 02:52:27 PM
Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-03-16 03:05:07 PM
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-16 03:16:40 PM
So get ready to hear the derpers tell us about how much Obama's expensive vacation cost, where they take the cost of Air Force One, secret service and all of his staff combined with all of the staff hired to work with him in Israel plus their security.

Meanwhile, back home some joker is going to see how many Boehners he can make.
 
2013-03-16 03:29:24 PM

Makh: So get ready to hear the derpers tell us about how much Obama's expensive vacation cost, where they take the cost of Air Force One, secret service and all of his staff combined with all of the staff hired to work with him in Israel plus their security.

Meanwhile, back home some joker is going to see how many Boehners he can make.


I bet it will cost $200 million a day!
Just ask Rush:
ethicsbob.files.wordpress.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXbRg9Biqh8
 
2013-03-16 04:44:39 PM
Boehner bowed out of an invitation to go with Biden's trip with him...

Anyone else getting a B5 flashback?
 
2013-03-16 04:45:51 PM

borg: President Obama is President 24/7 365 no matter where he is in the world and Biden is still a jackass.


The fact still stands that for a short duration sometime next week, Boehner will be the most powerful man in America.
 
2013-03-16 04:51:38 PM

borg: President Obama is President 24/7 365 no matter where he is in the world and Biden is still a jackass.


You don't happen to be the proprietor of a Dave and Buster's do you?
 
2013-03-16 04:51:55 PM
Obama's going to Israel for his first official visit while Unka Joe and Nancy Pelosi et al go check out the new dude with the ruby red slippers in Rome?

The Israel thing I get but why are so many officials attending the Papal coming out party?

First Pope of the Americas thingy?

fta: If both men do happen to be away at the same time, it would not "in any way impact the day to day running of the country,"

Yeah, we get it's a non story but it will still be fun to watch the nutters run with it.

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) declined an invitation to join Biden next week, citing pressing budget talks in Washington.

*rolls eyes*
 
2013-03-16 05:03:59 PM

quatchi: Obama's going to Israel for his first official visit while Unka Joe and Nancy Pelosi et al go check out the new dude with the ruby red slippers in Rome?

The Israel thing I get but why are so many officials attending the Papal coming out party?

First Pope of the Americas thingy?

House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) declined an invitation to join Biden next week, citing pressing budget talks in Washington.

*rolls eyes*


No funeral this time, don;t actively endorse the new guy until you see how he plays out.  How many American dignitaries showed up for the last funeral, as opposed to ben's installation?
 
2013-03-16 05:11:06 PM
Alabama? Please Boner?
 
2013-03-16 05:19:31 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: I bet it will cost $200 million a day!
Just ask Rush:


Is that what his show has come down to? Talking points based upon "FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:" emails?

Infernalist: Boehner bowed out of an invitation to go with Biden's trip with him...
Anyone else getting a B5 flashback?


Nah, Clark didn't bow out until the very last second, and it was under the guise of a medical condition.

Though Clark was a far more subtle and convincing politician than Boehner...
 
2013-03-16 05:21:22 PM

clkeagle: Is that what his show has come down to? Talking points based upon "FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:" emails?


Was it ever something more than that?
 
2013-03-16 05:27:36 PM
Stupid Derpers:

Read the Constitution. It requires that the president put dirt from the White House lawn in his socks so that where ever he is in the world he's always standing on American Soil.
 
2013-03-16 05:29:12 PM

Tax Boy: Stupid Derpers:

Read the Constitution. It requires that the president put dirt from the White House lawn in his socks so that where ever he is in the world he's always standing on American Soil.


This is why Nixon wore shoes all the time -- even on the beach.

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2013-03-16 05:47:14 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: clkeagle: Is that what his show has come down to? Talking points based upon "FW: FW: FW: FW: FW:" emails?

Was it ever something more than that?


thing is, he is the SOURCE of all those FW:FW:FW:FW: emails.

Tax Boy: Stupid Derpers:

Read the Constitution. It requires that the president put dirt from the White House lawn in his socks so that where ever he is in the world he's always standing on American Soil.


so.. like a vampire.. got it.
 
2013-03-16 05:50:27 PM

Via Infinito: Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?


It's on my list of do-not-click, but not for any kind of rampant IQ-draining idiocy.  It just seems to usually lock up internet explorer and all of Windows about half the time I click on it.  That happen to anyone else?
 
2013-03-16 05:55:48 PM

Karac: Via Infinito: Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?

It's on my list of do-not-click, but not for any kind of rampant IQ-draining idiocy.  It just seems to usually lock up internet explorer and all of Windows about half the time I click on it.  That happen to anyone else?


What's "internet explorer"?
 
2013-03-16 05:59:39 PM
Obviously, this is when Fartbongo and Kim Jung Un have arranged for the U.S. to be bombed to Soshulism and back.
 
2013-03-16 06:00:53 PM

Tax Boy: Stupid Derpers:

Read the Constitution. It requires that the president put dirt from the White House lawn in his socks so that where ever he is in the world he's always standing on American Soil.


Fartbongo has no room in his shoes for American soil, because they're always filled with Kenyan soil. Stewpid Libbers.
 
2013-03-16 06:03:55 PM
Don't blame me...I voted for Kodos!
 
2013-03-16 06:09:52 PM

max_pooper: Karac: Via Infinito: Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?

It's on my list of do-not-click, but not for any kind of rampant IQ-draining idiocy.  It just seems to usually lock up internet explorer and all of Windows about half the time I click on it.  That happen to anyone else?

What's "internet explorer"?


I think it's some new thing microsoft has come out with trying to compete with firefox. I like to stick with the original tho, Mozzilla ftw.
 
2013-03-16 06:13:16 PM

max_pooper: Karac: Via Infinito: Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?

It's on my list of do-not-click, but not for any kind of rampant IQ-draining idiocy.  It just seems to usually lock up internet explorer and all of Windows about half the time I click on it.  That happen to anyone else?

What's "internet explorer"?


I explore it all the time.
 
2013-03-16 06:18:12 PM

Karac: Via Infinito: Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?

It's on my list of do-not-click, but not for any kind of rampant IQ-draining idiocy.  It just seems to usually lock up internet explorer and all of Windows about half the time I click on it.  That happen to anyone else?


Try this.
https://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/browser/
 
2013-03-16 06:26:09 PM

Goetz: Karac: Via Infinito: Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?

It's on my list of do-not-click, but not for any kind of rampant IQ-draining idiocy.  It just seems to usually lock up internet explorer and all of Windows about half the time I click on it.  That happen to anyone else?

Try this.
https://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/browser/


Actually I was about to comment that it does it to chrome, too
 
2013-03-16 06:33:03 PM

The Bestest: Goetz: Karac: Via Infinito: Is TPM okay to click or should it be on my list?

It's on my list of do-not-click, but not for any kind of rampant IQ-draining idiocy.  It just seems to usually lock up internet explorer and all of Windows about half the time I click on it.  That happen to anyone else?

Try this.
https://www.google.com/intl/en/chrome/browser/

Actually I was about to comment that it does it to chrome, too


I've never had TPM lock up my work or home PCs on Chrome or Firefox or Mozzilla.

And it's long been on my "don't mind if I do" happeh-click list, FWIW

Josh and crew are okay in my book..

/Not entirely sure what this "Internet Explorer" thing is, however.
//You kids and your crazy new trends.
 
2013-03-16 06:59:09 PM
Better yellow than orange.

i.imgur.com

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Stupid oompaloompas.
 
2013-03-16 07:06:30 PM
I cringe whenever I see Obama and Biden in the same room. One roof collapse and we get President Boner and the return of the 19th Century.
 
2013-03-16 07:20:42 PM
how long before some teabagger writes the constitution allows for a coup if both a democratic president and vice-president are out of the country at the same time?
 
2013-03-16 07:29:38 PM
Simple solution just rename the country Argentina and Boner can cry all he wants.
 
2013-03-16 07:38:44 PM

borg: President Obama is President 24/7 365 no matter where he is in the world and Biden is still a jackass.


HE AIN'T MAH PREZNIT
 
2013-03-16 07:56:43 PM
Unavailable for comment:

i158.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-16 09:37:52 PM
Good. I hate that planet anyway.
 
2013-03-16 09:39:30 PM
The story is stupid, but the headline keeps making me laugh for some reason.
 
2013-03-16 09:46:17 PM

Gyrfalcon: The story is stupid, but the headline keeps making me laugh for some reason.


Pretty much my takeaway here too.
 
2013-03-16 10:13:30 PM
The planet is called Cryth.

assets0.ordienetworks.com
 
2013-03-16 10:15:02 PM
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-03-16 10:46:38 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: how long before some teabagger writes the constitution allows for a coup if both a democratic president and vice-president are out of the country at the same time?


It does, see: Article Unicorn, Section Leprechaun
 
2013-03-17 12:08:53 AM

Gyrfalcon: The story is stupid, but the headline keeps making me laugh for some reason.


quatchi:  Pretty much my takeaway here too.

Well then I've done all I can do. Disappointed by the lack of "Don't blame me, I voted for Kang" comments

/subby
//Don't blame me, I voted for Kang...tor
 
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