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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Drug-sniffing dogs increasingly employed by worst helicopter parents ever, to sniff out their kids' bedroom stash   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 14
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2013-03-16 02:12:21 PM  
8 votes:
My roof:  My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.  The last time I caught my son with some dope I let him have the belt and took away most of his things, his wife was none too impressed.
2013-03-16 02:11:32 PM  
5 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
2013-03-16 01:50:04 PM  
4 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
What a drug sniffing dog might look like.
2013-03-16 02:57:16 PM  
3 votes:
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU OK?!?!?!
2013-03-16 04:44:17 PM  
2 votes:

7th Son of a 7th Son: Use coffee grounds to mask the smell.

/Beverly Hills Cop FTW!



Unfortunately that won't fool a dog's nose, they just smell both.  It would however, potentially mask the smell from people, like your parents when they are snooping around without a dog. But once they bring the dog in it's probably game over.

Personally, I think the best hiding place would be inside the battery compartment of a huge dildo in the back of your sock drawer. Most people aren't going to want to touch that, and probably won't look inside. If they find a giant dildo in your room, but no drugs, I bet most are going to stop snooping after a couple tries.The dog may smell through that as well too though. I haven't heard of any actual realistic ways to fool a trained dog's nose if they're searching in your room. Your only chance is to make it as shockingly ostentatious a dildo as possible and hope the surprise tricks the team in to disregarding that hit I'd guess.
2013-03-16 03:47:45 PM  
2 votes:
Found out an overbearing parent is bringing in the dog?  Sprinkle some stash over some gay porn and hide it in their room.

Winning!
2013-03-16 02:30:09 PM  
2 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: downstairs: BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.

I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.

Do you search the when they come onto your premises?


No need to get anal about it.
2013-03-16 03:45:01 PM  
1 votes:
I put catnip in a baggy in our pantry when i was a kid.  Got some from the neighbors.  They found it and scolded me.  I explained it was catnip; they lied and said they had it tested.   Lol

CSB
2013-03-16 03:10:10 PM  
1 votes:

rnatalie: Do they pee test their kids  too?   Do they strip them down so they can be assured the kid isn't using a whizinator?


I had a friend that had parents that drug tested him regularly. The irony, of course, was that his dad was such a huge pothead we used to steal HIS rouches out of the front porch ashtray, and his mom was arrested not once, but twice for possession with intent to sell meth.
2013-03-16 02:30:21 PM  
1 votes:

easypray: real parents should respect their kids privacy


I didn't keep any drugs at home. If my parents sent a god damned dog through my room, I would have lost all respect for them and severed all communication with them much earlier than I did.  Then again, that would mean that they gave a shiat and there was no danger of THAT ever happening.
2013-03-16 02:26:45 PM  
1 votes:

MikeSass: The smart kids will hide their dope in their parents' room along with gay porn and a huge black dildo.  Let them figure out whose it really is then.


And, to really start confusing the parents, a bible.
2013-03-16 02:24:00 PM  
1 votes:
real parents should respect their kids privacy ...and that means letting have any drugs they want.  Just because its dangerous and illegal doesn't mean your precious snowflake cant totally handle it.

/kids aren't citizens in a tiny household democracy, they are kids ...they dont pay taxes and they dont vote
2013-03-16 02:02:20 PM  
1 votes:
Parents: These are the people who will execute your DNRs. Tread softly.
2013-03-16 01:09:39 PM  
1 votes:
Eventually this will lead to a more drug dog resistant teenager who will hide his stash better.
 
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