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(CBS Dallas/Ft. Worth)   Drug-sniffing dogs increasingly employed by worst helicopter parents ever, to sniff out their kids' bedroom stash   (dfw.cbslocal.com) divider line 72
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2013-03-16 12:17:46 PM  
Do you trust your parents? You sure as hell won't now!
 
2013-03-16 01:09:39 PM  
Eventually this will lead to a more drug dog resistant teenager who will hide his stash better.
 
2013-03-16 01:50:04 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
What a drug sniffing dog might look like.
 
2013-03-16 02:02:20 PM  
Parents: These are the people who will execute your DNRs. Tread softly.
 
2013-03-16 02:06:38 PM  
if your kid is addicted to heroin, this may not be such a horrible thing.

I mean, your roof, your rules type deal.  I could see this being used in a good way, to get someone help.

I can also totally see it being used by overprotective home-schooling twats as well, when their kid just has a dime bag under his socks.

They aren't mutually exclusive.
 
2013-03-16 02:07:24 PM  
Use coffee grounds to mask the smell.

/Beverly Hills Cop FTW!
 
2013-03-16 02:08:40 PM  
That's it, I give up. Human Race, you're on your own, somebody get me out of here.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-16 02:10:10 PM  
/kids across the land booby-trapping their rooms in 4........3..........2..........

"Served mom right, she knew I don't take to snoops real well. Shoulda kept her peeping eyes off my shiat"
 
2013-03-16 02:11:32 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-16 02:11:45 PM  
$350 a visit?
I'm in the wrong business.
 
2013-03-16 02:12:21 PM  
My roof:  My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.  The last time I caught my son with some dope I let him have the belt and took away most of his things, his wife was none too impressed.
 
2013-03-16 02:13:00 PM  
Ok, i get that he leaves it up to the parents to decide which course of action to take, but if mom and dad decide to flush the junk and send junior to his room (y'know, disposing of evidence and obstruction of justice) isn't he at the very least an accessory??

not saying i have a firm grasp on any of it, but i fail to see how his "i just located the drugs for my clients and left the situation up to them" defense would hold up in court
 
2013-03-16 02:14:55 PM  

Revek: Eventually this will lead to a more drug dog resistant teenager who will hide his stash better.


It'll also lead to mom and dad being left one day in the most bargain basement retirement home that can be found.
 
2013-03-16 02:17:01 PM  

DeusMeh: Ok, i get that he leaves it up to the parents to decide which course of action to take, but if mom and dad decide to flush the junk and send junior to his room (y'know, disposing of evidence and obstruction of justice) isn't he at the very least an accessory??

not saying i have a firm grasp on any of it, but i fail to see how his "i just located the drugs for my clients and left the situation up to them" defense would hold up in court


I have no duty to report. This guy is me with a dog.
 
2013-03-16 02:20:26 PM  
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Now just imagine a trunk that shoots out dog biscuits....
 
2013-03-16 02:20:57 PM  

BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.


I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.
 
2013-03-16 02:24:00 PM  
real parents should respect their kids privacy ...and that means letting have any drugs they want.  Just because its dangerous and illegal doesn't mean your precious snowflake cant totally handle it.

/kids aren't citizens in a tiny household democracy, they are kids ...they dont pay taxes and they dont vote
 
2013-03-16 02:25:29 PM  
I am going to get into this business, and part of my contract is that I have to "dispose" of any illegal substance found.
 
2013-03-16 02:26:45 PM  

MikeSass: The smart kids will hide their dope in their parents' room along with gay porn and a huge black dildo.  Let them figure out whose it really is then.


And, to really start confusing the parents, a bible.
 
2013-03-16 02:27:55 PM  

downstairs: BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.

I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.


Do you search the when they come onto your premises?
 
2013-03-16 02:30:09 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: downstairs: BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.

I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.

Do you search the when they come onto your premises?


No need to get anal about it.
 
2013-03-16 02:30:21 PM  

easypray: real parents should respect their kids privacy


I didn't keep any drugs at home. If my parents sent a god damned dog through my room, I would have lost all respect for them and severed all communication with them much earlier than I did.  Then again, that would mean that they gave a shiat and there was no danger of THAT ever happening.
 
2013-03-16 02:30:29 PM  
Do they pee test their kids  too?   Do they strip them down so they can be assured the kid isn't using a whizinator?
 
2013-03-16 02:32:39 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: DeusMeh: Ok, i get that he leaves it up to the parents to decide which course of action to take, but if mom and dad decide to flush the junk and send junior to his room (y'know, disposing of evidence and obstruction of justice) isn't he at the very least an accessory??

not saying i have a firm grasp on any of it, but i fail to see how his "i just located the drugs for my clients and left the situation up to them" defense would hold up in court

I have no duty to report. This guy is me with a dog.


My crotch is a drug.
 
2013-03-16 02:34:27 PM  
Mom was visiting once, and found my stash. Smoked it her self right in front of me without asking.
All she said is "Do you have any more?"

/CSB
 
2013-03-16 02:35:07 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: downstairs: BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.

I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.

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YKHIK he's white?
 
2013-03-16 02:36:16 PM  

downstairs: BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.

I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.


That's called the "these aren't my pants" defense, and it totally gets you on COPS.
 
2013-03-16 02:40:07 PM  
These highly trained dogs have to find work somewhere now that the war on drugs has been won, and all.
 
2013-03-16 02:44:31 PM  

downstairs: BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.

I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.


Fail. You did not read the entire post. It was well done.

MikeSass: CygnusDarius: MikeSass: The smart kids will hide their dope in their parents' room along with gay porn and a huge black dildo.  Let them figure out whose it really is then.

And, to really start confusing the parents, a bible.

If the parents are bringing in drug-sniffing dogs, I am assuming the Bibles are already prominently displayed.


Way to guarantee f*cked up, sneaky kids that will hate their parents.

/350 a visit is lucrative however.
 
2013-03-16 02:44:49 PM  
I'm torn. On the one hand I'm a live and live guy who knows that most drugs are as harmful or less than alcohol on the other hand I'm a parent.
 
2013-03-16 02:48:07 PM  

BumpInTheNight: My roof:  My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.  The last time I caught my son with some dope I let him have the belt and took away most of his things, his wife was none too impressed.


9/10
Subtle beauty with trolly nuance.
 
2013-03-16 02:49:38 PM  
It depends on the circumstances.  If the parents are trying to get their kid off something nasty [after rehab or whatever], I think it's acceptable.  Look at the Rausing case [& I know she was an adult] but I believe her family had been involved in trying to help her.

If the parents are just trying to stop little Johnny smoking pot because "OMG it will warp his brain and he won't become the uniqu-est, snow-flakiest, successful precious ever," then no.
 
2013-03-16 02:51:26 PM  
www.vinylvendors.com
 
2013-03-16 02:51:38 PM  
Tell kids that they can't play:

http://www.fark.com/comments/7647764/Boca-Quay-HOA-to-childrens-fun- th ey-say-no-way

Then tell them they can't get high.  Wow, parents really are intent on farking kids lives up as much as possible, aren't they?
 
2013-03-16 02:54:19 PM  
AbbeySomeone:
Way to guarantee f*cked up, sneaky kids that will hate their parents.

/350 a visit is lucrative however.


When I was a kid, there was only one bible at home, but it was surrounded my either medicine books, or detective novels that featured priests as either the bad guys, or antagonists.

Also, there was a copy of Prisoners of Pax Tharkas.
 
2013-03-16 02:54:32 PM  
"You've got to nip it in the bud, Andy, nip it in the bud."

What I think this is for is "high profile" parents who don't want to make the news when the cops show up at the house to do a search and make an arrest.  If the parents are the upstanding members of the community, they really do care what the neighbors and everybody else thinks.  If the community thinks they are doing a poor job of raising their kids, it really does reflect badly on the parents.  And, if drugs are found, they'll probably pay to sent the kid to rehab.
 
2013-03-16 02:57:16 PM  
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU OK?!?!?!
 
2013-03-16 02:57:37 PM  

LiteWerk: "You've got to nip it in the bud, Andy, nip it in the bud."

What I think this is for is "high profile" parents who don't want to make the news when the cops show up at the house to do a search and make an arrest.  If the parents are the upstanding members of the community, they really do care what the neighbors and everybody else thinks.  If the community thinks they are doing a poor job of raising their kids, it really does reflect badly on the parents.  And, if drugs are found, they'll probably pay to sent the kid to rehab.


They'll have to switch churches...
 
2013-03-16 03:02:33 PM  

rnatalie: Do they pee test their kids  too?   Do they strip them down so they can be assured the kid isn't using a whizinator?


Happened to one of my best friends in high school.  His parents caught him with some weed, so they started drug testing him.  He moved on to pills and coke, since he wasn't being drug tested for those.  He became heavily addicted, but he's still alive.  He was valedictorian of my graduating class.  Last I saw, he was washing dishes in the back of a barbecue chain-restaurant.
 
2013-03-16 03:03:28 PM  

CruJones: if your kid is addicted to heroin, this may not be such a horrible thing.


If your kid is a junkie, you don't need a drug dog to determine this. It starts to become pretty obvious.
 
2013-03-16 03:04:07 PM  

BumpInTheNight: My roof:  My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.  The last time I caught my son with some dope I let him have the belt and took away most of his things, his wife was none too impressed.


/golf clap
 
2013-03-16 03:06:19 PM  
Now I know who to call if I misplace my weed.
 
2013-03-16 03:10:10 PM  

rnatalie: Do they pee test their kids  too?   Do they strip them down so they can be assured the kid isn't using a whizinator?


I had a friend that had parents that drug tested him regularly. The irony, of course, was that his dad was such a huge pothead we used to steal HIS rouches out of the front porch ashtray, and his mom was arrested not once, but twice for possession with intent to sell meth.
 
2013-03-16 03:12:04 PM  
No problem with this at all.  Their roof, their rules.  Pretty simple.
 
2013-03-16 03:12:15 PM  
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2013-03-16 03:14:02 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: downstairs: BumpInTheNight: My roof: My drug policy, go do your illegal stuff somewhere else and keep it there too.

I don't have kids, but same here when it comes to my friends.  Even though I'm in favor of legalization of some drugs... I'm not comfortable with currently illegal substances being in my house/car.  You're putting me at risk.  Yes, its a very slight risk.  And chances are if something happened, the cops/judge would use common sense that it wasn't my stuff.  But I don't want to be in that position.

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Thanks Hindi, I didn't have time to find it myself.  As long as the asset seizure laws are so draconian, I will do whatever it takes to keep my stuff in my possession.  And that means telling my kids' punk friends to not cross the threshold either, just in case.
 
2013-03-16 03:14:39 PM  
No need for drug dogs, just drug testing.  They fail the second time, they find a new place to live.

/parent
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-03-16 03:18:49 PM  
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"I finded their stash, it in bottom drawer under socks"
 
2013-03-16 03:22:05 PM  

mooseyfate: I had a friend that had parents that drug tested him regularly. The irony, of course, was that his dad was such a huge pothead we used to steal HIS rouches out of the front porch ashtray, and his mom was arrested not once, but twice for possession with intent to sell meth.


Another compelling example of how harmless drugs are to one's judgement. ;)

/I don't think I could let those parents off the hook about that, like wow I'd be calling them on that all the damn time
 
2013-03-16 03:35:30 PM  
 
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