SilentStrider: Shaolin spades work well for that, i've heard
Ennuipoet: Well, one of the reasons we can't make any headway in gun law reform is because we keeping bringing up shiat that DOESN'T EXIST!
doglover: Farker Soze: What's laughable is that you don't believe, even when they tell it to your face and have been fighting for it for 30 years, that some of these politicians will not stop until all you are left with is a pea shooter and home made slingshot.After seeing the Slingshot Channel slingshots, they'll ban rubber, too.
Ablejack: Are any of you arguing that we don't have the power to take over the government with every election?
Silly Jesus: So pass a law, that isn't based in reality as far as effectiveness is concerned, for the sole purpose of it MAYBE being a bargaining chip for passing laws that might actually do some good?
cman: Izicata: The point of an AWB is to stop mass shootings. Most people who are shot to death are not shot to death in a mass shooting, but that doesn't mean that stopping mass shootings is a bad thing.Australia passed their assault weaponry ban in 1996, and it was followed by more than a decade free of fatal mass shootings, and accelerated declines in firearm deaths (PDF). In comparison, the United States has had twenty-five mass shootings since 2006, seven of those in 2012 alone.Saudi Arabia banned woman drivers and their accident rate was much lower for many years. Should we try that, too?
cameroncrazy1984: CaptSacto: Zombies. Why is it always frikkin' zombies? Why not giant ants or something for once?We need more variety in our apocalypsesYou know, maybe it IS time to remake the movie THEM!
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