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(Daily Mail)   I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves. But perhaps you will not find her common now. Would you like to meet her? My people, the Princess Bone-Us   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 52
    More: Amusing, Cressida Bonas, Bonas, Chelsy Davy, fetish fashion, Prince Harry  
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2013-03-16 10:37:19 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Dude, XYZ!
 
2013-03-16 11:16:17 AM
This headline made me all excited that there was an official announcement and then it turned out they were just at a club together again.  :(
 
2013-03-16 12:04:37 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-16 12:05:04 PM
Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed
 
2013-03-16 12:53:04 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-16 12:54:39 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???
 
2013-03-16 12:55:12 PM

thamike: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x710]

Dude, XYZ!


I thought that was Dale Earnhardt, Jr. at first.
 
2013-03-16 12:55:33 PM

Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed


Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.
 
2013-03-16 12:56:37 PM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x750]

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???


She's British.
 
2013-03-16 12:57:50 PM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x750]

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???


Centuries of inbreeding.
 
2013-03-16 12:58:17 PM

generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.


This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.
 
2013-03-16 12:59:00 PM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x750]

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???


I thought that too, was the photog using a fisheye lens or something?
 
2013-03-16 01:00:31 PM
Ummm, excuse me, it's Bone-ASS. Got it?
 
2013-03-16 01:01:25 PM
Princess Bride Trifecta in play?
 
2013-03-16 01:02:06 PM
What the hell kind of name is Cressida?
 
2013-03-16 01:02:42 PM

CygnusDarius: generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.


www.emmys.com
Oh, I'm very sorry. I don't know anything about all that.
 
2013-03-16 01:03:37 PM
 
2013-03-16 01:03:43 PM

CygnusDarius: Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.


And that's before you even leave the palace.
 
2013-03-16 01:03:52 PM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x750]

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???


After the centuries of inbreeding within the British royal family, it's a miracle they aren't churning out kids who look more like this.

l.yimg.com
 
2013-03-16 01:06:11 PM

FARK rebel soldier: What the hell kind of name is Cressida?


cgdailydrive.com
 
2013-03-16 01:06:58 PM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x750]

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???


www3.pictures.zimbio.com

I would say the head is not the biggest problem *snark*
 
2013-03-16 01:10:26 PM

offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x750]

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???


img.spokeo.com

how could you even ask that!?
 
2013-03-16 01:10:38 PM

Horsebolt McStabledoor: offmymeds: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x750]

WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???

[www3.pictures.zimbio.com image 417x594]

I would say the head is not the biggest problem *snark*


Would hit it.
 
2013-03-16 01:14:48 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

PILATE: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. --- Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Cressida...

GUARD #1: [chuckling]

PILATE: ...Bone...

GUARD #1: [chuckling]

PILATE: ...Ass?

GUARDS: Ha, ha ha ha ha ha...

PILATE: I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not-- Seize her! Seize her! Blow your noses and seize her!
 
2013-03-16 01:16:36 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk cdn5.brusimm.com
 
2013-03-16 01:17:33 PM
Good job, old bean. She's delightful!
 
2013-03-16 01:20:01 PM

CygnusDarius: generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.


Or, in other words, welcome to the Fark politics tab.
 
2013-03-16 01:20:04 PM

offmymeds: WHAT THE FARK IS WRONG WITH HER HEAD???


Her Indian name at birth was Cinderblock.
 
2013-03-16 01:21:22 PM

Horsebolt McStabledoor: [www.toyoland.com image 850x409]


Bart Farker: [cgdailydrive.com image 720x354]


sheez hawt
groomsadvice.com
 
2013-03-16 01:26:09 PM

honk: CygnusDarius: generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.

Or, in other words, welcome to the Fark politics tab.


Shut it. I pay 5 bucks a month to be surrounded by them.

I think I'll go have a good cry now
 
2013-03-16 01:29:52 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-16 01:33:31 PM
She's too cute to be with a ginger.

/it's good to be king
 
2013-03-16 01:33:44 PM

MissFeasance: This headline made me all excited that there was an official announcement and then it turned out they were just at a club together again.  :(


You may be the only one who actually cares what the royals do.  Outside of their families that is.  Unless you are family, then carry on.
 
2013-03-16 01:34:37 PM
Is the young lady Thai?

That's a respectable bulge beyond her fly.
 
2013-03-16 01:34:45 PM

MFAWG: thamike: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x710]

Dude, XYZ!

I thought that was Dale Earnhardt, Jr. at first.


Well Dale Jr. is royalty in America
 
2013-03-16 01:35:10 PM

Horsebolt McStabledoor: I would say the head is not the biggest problem *snark*


Bite your tongue. Here in America we like angry-looking young women with ample bottoms who wear American flag bikinis, even if they are British royalty.

On the other hand, "Cressida Bonas" sounds like a mean girl from Slytherin House.
 
2013-03-16 01:36:22 PM

CygnusDarius: so: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.


Taint what you think it's like
 
2013-03-16 02:00:17 PM

semiotix: Horsebolt McStabledoor: I would say the head is not the biggest problem *snark*

Bite your tongue. Here in America we like angry-looking young women with ample bottoms who wear American flag bikinis, even if they are British royalty.

On the other hand, "Cressida Bonas" sounds like a mean girl from Slytherin House.


I'm looking for the baby oil and a flight to Blighty as we speak.
 
2013-03-16 02:23:02 PM

CygnusDarius: generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.


"Surrounded by Dicks and Assholes"

I think I rented that porno once.
 
2013-03-16 02:24:49 PM

CygnusDarius: generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.


YO!

www.celluloidheroreviews.com
 
2013-03-16 02:36:07 PM

Z-clipped: CygnusDarius: generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.

YO!

[www.celluloidheroreviews.com image 425x233]


Fire away, assholes!.
 
2013-03-16 02:50:06 PM
She has sharp knees.  No, really.  Buy the girl some angers and mash, Harry.
 
2013-03-16 02:56:37 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Surprised England hasn't legalized murder for paparazzi yet.
 
2013-03-16 03:17:06 PM

CygnusDarius: generallyso: Lor M. Ipsum: Everyone in those photos looked really annoyed

Being hounded by professional stalkers does that.

This. Imagine your whole life constantly surrounded by dicks and assholes.


Yeah, I feel sorry for them, they look haunted. Give them some privacy and personal space ffs.
 
2013-03-16 03:19:40 PM

FARK rebel soldier: What the hell kind of name is Cressida?



The kind that names their sons  Tarquin and Guinevere?
 
2013-03-16 03:50:17 PM
We need some 21st Century Roundheads up in here!

/off with their heads
//I'm a republican in case you hadn't noticed
 
2013-03-16 03:50:42 PM

MissFeasance: This headline made me all excited that there was an official announcement and then it turned out they were just at a club together again.  :(


Off topic here, but thnx for the 1 month TF.
 
2013-03-16 04:45:50 PM
Yet another blonde bimbo from the chinless wonder class.
 
2013-03-16 04:54:34 PM

FARK rebel soldier: What the hell kind of name is Cressida?


Well known from Shakespeare's Troilus and Cressida as a fickle, faithless woman who swore her love to a Trojan soldier and then changed her mind and gave herself over to a Greek.  In her own words, she considers this typical female behavior:

 Ah, poor our sex! this fault in us I find,
The error of our eye directs our mind:
What error leads must err; O, then conclude
Minds sway'd by eyes are full of turpitude.



I guess English royals don't read Shakespeare.
 
2013-03-16 05:36:49 PM

Malik Sardonis: I guess English royals don't read Shakespeare.


Maybe her parents didn't, or maybe it's just a name, and not a reason to judge a person?
 
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