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(BBC)   Celery: a gateway to a) cream cheese b) peanut butter c) ickyness d) none of the above   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 11
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2013-03-16 03:32:49 PM
3 votes:
Buying celery will make your pink underpants fall down in public.  Proven fact.
2013-03-16 12:18:56 PM
2 votes:
Celery is a deceptive tool of the dental floss lobby.
2013-03-16 12:18:05 PM
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PacManDreaming: And anyone who doesn't like celery is, without a doubt, a coprophage.


You know what destroys your whole theory? There's this really delicious new type of celery -- you haven't heard of it -- that only grows inside a weasel's colon while that weasel is inside a giant pumpkin which is growing inside an elephant's colon. The celery looks like it's got peanut butter on it already but you know that's not peanut butter. So there are people who love celery and eat feces.

I know this because I saw that new hipster poop celery ("Fecelery™") on an episode of "Dragons' Den".
2013-03-16 03:01:51 PM
1 votes:
Stuff's worse than tequila.


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2013-03-16 02:17:11 PM
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2013-03-16 12:48:36 PM
1 votes:
Finally the long awaited celery thread. I feel both elated and nervous because it's been so long since we've had a celery thread I've forgotten what do.
2013-03-16 12:45:54 PM
1 votes:
Gateway? It's in the bag.

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2013-03-16 12:43:01 PM
1 votes:
FYI -  An 8-inch stalk of celery contains approximately 6 calories. But the mere act of digesting said stalk burns more than 6 calories, resulting in a negative caloric intake.
2013-03-16 12:30:47 PM
1 votes:
Cream cheese, of course. Anyone who says otherwise hates puppies and kittens and likes Nickelback.
2013-03-16 12:14:05 PM
1 votes:
I'm glad the BBC finally had the courage to take a stand and report on this issue.  If there's one problem that western society faces with regards to its diet, it's far too many people eating vegetables.
2013-03-16 10:57:11 AM
1 votes:
One of my favorite vegetables. I love the way the lighter colored inner stalks taste.

And anyone who doesn't like celery is, without a doubt, a coprophage.
 
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