ZAZ: Last time I walked into a chicken house the rooster attacked me to protect his hens.
potstiekam: Marcintosh: not a damn thing wrong with eating lobstah.Not funny to scare the life out of them first though.Sounds like the kind of people that put 'em in the pot TAIL instead of head first.Wanna be a man? Then dive to their house and try to catch 'em. Startled the wits out of me. Suddenly the damn bugs can fly - and they aint shy either. They're comin' to beat your ass.Also- big hint if you manage to get one on the bottom and he's headed for his hole DON'T chase him down the hole with anything you want back. I reached in the hole to drag his sorry ass out and found out that they have room mates sometimes. Not other lobsters either. My finger caught fire, when I pulled it out I found an eel attached up to the second joint.Cue Yakety SaxIt is far easier to catch them under water than it is with that claw machine. I have a non commercial diving lobster license, so I am just speaking from experience is all.
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Wise_Guy: [...] He would spread out some corn in the area and eventually a turkey would grab that piece and basically rip it's own throat out.
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