lesliessexxy: Have we as Americans really become so .... I can't even think of the word(s) to describe it ... stupid? that we have to color code EVERYTHING?If it has 4 patties, 3 layers of cheese, and 40,000 fries, IT'S PROBABLY NOT GOOD FOR YOU.
FirstNationalBastard: Hey, weren't all these regulations and laws and taxes just WONDERFUL when they were only targeting the nasty old smokers?You farkers asked for it. Enjoy!
iheartscotch: I'm glad I live in a red state! I can have all of the guns, cheeseburgers, sugary drinks, steaks, peanuts, strippers and prime rib I want./ dietary restrictions for some; steak and exercise for others
olddinosaur: And most of these juke jive dumbass busybodies could really benefit from about fifty cracks across the bare ass with a stiff leather belt.I am sick to death of these self--appointed asshats who want to dictate what kind of light bulbs I may use in my home, hot much soda pop I may have in my cup, what kind of toilet I may install in my bathroom, what kind of appliances I may have in my kitchen, how big a car I may drive, how much salt I may put on my burger, ad infinitum ad nauseam.I wish they would all go away and shut up, or at least get a life.
insano: You have to read between the lines like subby. He knows what this article is really saying; It's a call to arms! See, first there are graphics summarizing the nutritional content of foods, next Obummer is telling you what you can and can't eat, next they're stealing your babies in the middle of the night to be raised in food awareness indoctrination camps where they eat only tofu and bulger wheat and recite nutritional labels.You are right to purchase a firearm.
Alphax: You know, that's not a bad idea.I'm guessing that Wendy's Baconator will trigger a red light, but I'll have one on occasion anyway.
Majick Thise: It would certainly save the guesswork in finding the worst oneFirstNationalBastard: Hey, weren't all these regulations and laws and taxes just WONDERFUL when they were only targeting the nasty old smokers?You farkers asked for it. Enjoy!Second hand frenchfry grease is a killer... KILLER I say!
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