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(The Courier UK)   There's all dead, there's mostly dead, and then there's only dead for 30 minutes and then not quite so dead, which results in the bank where you had your massive heart attack apologizing for offering your family condolences   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Dundee, Santander, heart attacks, condolences  
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3368 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2013 at 11:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-16 11:19:25 AM  
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"Death comes for us all, but Death doesn't mean you have to stop doing your banking. When Death comes calling, go to Nethergate Bank."
2013-03-16 11:10:27 AM  
2 votes:
Alan Robertson said: "He had a massive heart attack. It took half an hour to resuscitate him, so he had half an hour with no oxygen to his brain. We don't know if he's going to pull through, but he is still alive."

Also technically still alive:
2013-03-16 11:08:10 AM  
2 votes:
So the bank was like "Sorry we were sorry about your dad"?
2013-03-16 11:33:52 AM  
1 vote:
Just wait until he really DOES die.  The bank will probably take months to confirm it, and refuse to do any transactions without him coming into the bank branch in person to sign for it.
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