KaiserRoll: "Sorry your dad died, but we are happy he got better?"
Ivo Shandor: Alan Robertson said: "He had a massive heart attack. It took half an hour to resuscitate him, so he had half an hour with no oxygen to his brain. We don't know if he's going to pull through, but he is still alive."Also technically still alive:[1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x598]
the801: "Death comes for us all, but Death doesn't mean you have to stop doing your banking. When Death comes calling, go to Nethergate Bank."
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