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(The Sun)   The top 10 celebrities who also happen to look like animals. Why yes, Sarah Jessica-Parker and Nikki Minaj are both on the list   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-03-16 03:23:22 AM  
I feel dumber for having clicked that.
 
2013-03-16 06:44:32 AM  
Something I did for a Fark photoshop contest:
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-16 08:51:09 AM  
Typical, for a British newpaper. They put  Sarah Jessica-Parker  but not
www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com
(Camilla's on the left)
 
2013-03-16 11:27:02 AM  
Haley Joel Osment looks like his face never grew into his body...
 
2013-03-16 11:37:24 AM  

Time to "trot" this out again, methinks

THE MASTER LIST
BEATING A DEAD PUN
SJP "HORSE" HEADLINES ON FARK.COM SINCE JULY 18, 2006
6 YEARS OF EASY GREENLIGHTS AND BAD JOKES

Original list by thomps, cleaned up, researched, and completed by DanZero

NOTE: There were regular "non-horse" SJP headlines submitted in this time period, however, they will not be included here.


2006

FIRST HEADLINE SIGHTING: Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit to produce new HBO comedy series set in... wait for it... New York City

In retrospect, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit realizes it was probably a bad idea to wear black to her own wedding

Matthew Broderick breaks collar bone after falling off Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker in Seattle to promote new fragrance, "Lovely". When asked if her looks were the inspiration behind the name, Ms. Parker replied, "neigh"

Sarah Jessica Parker still loves trick-or-treating, getting sugar cubes

2007

Sarah Jessica parker has a long face over reviving her famous character for the movie version of "Sex and the City." No really, the high heels wrecked her knees

"Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day" is Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the "Sex and the City" movie. Even going by three names doesn't allow you to get away by wearing fur and pajamas together

2008

Sarah Jessica Parker may have finally found soulmate in upcoming "Sex and the City" movie. Submitter thought Mr. Ed died years ago

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a tumble during Vogue photoshoot. Thank goodness she didn't break her leg

Sarah Jessica Parker stamps her hoof three times to show that she's upset about being voted the "world's unsexiest woman"

Sarah Jessica Parker says the outer boroughs of NYC becoming more attractive than Manhattan due to lower cost of living, proximity to Belmont Park

Sarah Jessica Parker won't eat next to her "Sex In The City" co-stars, preferring the pile of hay in the corner

Dennis Quaid's reaction to filming a love scene with Sarah Jessica Parker just five minutes after meeting her? "WHOA."

Sarah Jessica Parker attends premiere in $9 dress, proving that she can keep herself from being saddled down with high fashion costs

Sarah Jessica Parker admits that she relies on a groomer to make her mane manageable

Kayla Paige looks like Sarah Jessica Parker, only more neighked

Sarah Jessica Parker wants you to stop with the horseface jokes or she'll throttle you with her 90-year-old woman hands

Sarah Jessica Parker won't say "neigh" to a "Sex and the City" sequel

The Daily Mail examines the two faces of Sarah Jessica Parker - one longer than the other

Sarah Jessica Parker makes it clear that she hates photo finishes

Sarah Jessica Parker stamped her hooves and bucked wildly after finding out the dress she wore to the "Sex and the City" premiere was worn twice before by other celebs

Sarah Jessica Parker not amused by websites claiming she looks like a horse, equines to comment

Big Brown looks to knock off Sarah Jessica Parker as the top horse this weekend (a/k/a your Belmont Stakes discussion thread)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's son bans the word "fat" from the household, insists the word upsets him more than anything. Submitter thought "glue factory" would rattle him more

Sarah Jessica Parker is afraid that her son will do something foalish such as becoming a smoker. If he ever takes up smoking, perhaps she can make him stop colt turkey

Sarah Jessica hoists a hoof and stomps around the stable on news that her new movie will be out soon, and tells neighsayers that they aren't cool

NCAA bans horse-collar tackling in football. Sarah Jessica Parker unavailable for comment

Hugh Jackman terrified by pack of charging horses while filming "Australia." In related news, you won't see him co-starring with Sarah Jessica Parker or Julia Roberts anytime soon

Kim Cattrall looks forward to starting work on the "Sex and the City" sequel just because of the casting couch experiences. Sarah Jessica Parker, on the other hand, is entirely more stable

Sarah Jessica Parker consults "astrotherapist" for personal advice, instead of relying on good old-fashioned horse sense

2009

Sarah Jessica Parker's relationship with Matthew Broderick has gone colt

Humans causing rapid evolution in animals. So that explains why horses are starting to look like Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker says 'neigh' to rumors that her marriage is in trouble

Sarah Jessica Parker photographed wearing hoofed boots. She's just mocking us now

"Scheduling problems" keep Chris Noth from signing up for the "Sex and the City" sequel. Sarah Jessica Parker wonders what could be stallion the negotiations

The strangest pictures of horses with perms and hair extensions you'll see today and no, that's not a Sarah Jessica Parker joke

Sarah Jessica Parker preggers with twin mares. The rest of us will have night mares

Surrogate mother pictured carrying Sarah Jessica Parker's twins, said to be an openly bisexual tattooed rocker. Sarah worried she may end up with bi little ponies

Sarah Jessica Parker says tabloid horsing around about her marriage is hurtful

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick to separate; and here we thought their relationship was stable

Fans screamed themselves hoarse trying to get at Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the Sex and the City sequel

Jennifer Aniston stays fit with the Sarah Jessica Parker workout, running around a horse track

Sarah Jessica Parker bridles at unstable large crowds in NYC. Hopes cops can rein it in

"Sex and The City 2" in stable condition, Sarah Jessica Parker nose what men want to see in the sequel, adds a horse of a different color to the cast

Sarah Jessica Parker has "enormous regrets" over agreeing to do the Sex and the City sequel. Guess we finally have an explanation for the long face

Sarah Jessica Parker spent 15 years trying to get Hugh Grant to play with her but he kept saying, "Neigh"

2010

Matthew Broderick improvises his fathering skills as he goes along, whereas Sarah Jessica Parker uses her horse sense

Sarah Jessica Parker has been offered a top-level job with fashion designer Halston. First, it was success with Square Pegs, then Sex and the City, and now this; looks like she's finally completed her very own Triple Crown

Sarah Jessica Parker says that "Sex and the City 2" conjures up "the cinematic scope of Lawrence of Arabia." It behooves her to have a good sense of humor, apparently

Sarah Jessica Parker consults a psychic to save her marriage. So much for using horse sense

Sarah Jessica Parker has had it with neighsayers who insist that she tried to stirrup feuds with her "Sex and the City 2" co-stars

Sarah Jessica Parker was concerned the plot to Sex and the City 2 would be leaked because security surrounding the project wasn't stable

Reviewer says Sarah Jessica Parker's shoes are the only interesting thing about Sex and the City 2. Probably because they bring you good luck

Sarah Jessica Parker, who usually looks like a horse, manages to look like Lady GaGa, who usually looks like a man

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker had a quiet tenth anniversary, capped off with the obligatory roll in the hay

Sarah Jessica Parker's long lost brother comes forward. Easy boy

Sarah Jessica Parker says "Sex and the City" isn't over yet. It's true. I heard it right from her own mouth

Sarah Jessica Parker trots out the same old kind of dress at awards ceremony: "The way she's half-heartedly whipping her skirt up is making me think of horses whipping their tail. Horses. Now that's all I can think of"

This comes straight from the horse's mouth: Sarah Jessica Parker says she's not young anymare

Sarah Jessica Parker won't saddle fans with clothing of poor quality

2011

"Hey, Sarah Jessica Parker, was that a real snowstorm you were trotting through in New York?" "Neigh"

Sarah Jessica Parker thinks there's one more good story in her Sex and the City franchise. Talk about beating a dead horse

Greg Kinnear draws the short straw, has to kiss Sarah Jessica Parker

Does Sarah Jessica Parker look good in a bikini? Neigh.

Sarah Jessica Parker trots her offspring around New York

Sarah Jessica Parker proves that big manes are back

Kim Cattrall is beginning to resent her "Sex and the City" role. Sarah Jessica Parker isn't saddled with such feelings

Ryan Seacrest jockeying for new fashion series featuring Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker is hot to trot in this red gown

Katie Couric's first interview on ABC news will prove to be a horse of a different color

"Sarah Jessica Parker fails to 'wow' us at the races." Sometimes, it's just too easy

2012

Matthew Broderick purchasing a stable in Brooklyn

Townhouse used as location for Sarah Jessica Parker's residence in Sex and the City sells to anonymous buyer. Rent to continue to remain stable

Sarah-Jessica-Parker-has-unbridled-enthusiasm-about-Sex-in-City-3-Cy nt hia-Nixon-says-neigh">Sarah Jessica Parker has unbridled enthusiasm about Sex in the City 3. Cynthia Nixon says neigh

2013

Sarah Jessica Parker's feet permanently damaged by high heel shoes, says Doctor Farrier

The top 10 celebrities who also happen to look like animals. Why yes, Sarah Jessica-Parker and Nikki Minaj are both on the list

 
2013-03-16 11:39:43 AM  
Jeremy Renner looks like Grumpy Cat
 
2013-03-16 11:44:41 AM  
images.huffingtonpost.com
 
2013-03-16 11:55:14 AM  
Done in one.
 
2013-03-16 12:16:14 PM  

DanZero: ime to "trot" this out again, methinks


What's most sad is how you felt the need to document it.
 
2013-03-16 12:16:59 PM  
por-img.cimcontent.net
www.tnaqua.org
 
2013-03-16 12:27:34 PM  

Khellendros: DanZero: ime to "trot" this out again, methinks

What's most sad is how you felt the need to document it.


The rate these headlines get greenlit, on average, I imagine is one of the highest here on Fark. I also think it's probably one person who gets nearly all of them.
 
2013-03-16 12:37:06 PM  
Looks like Iggy stopped working out.
 
2013-03-16 12:48:51 PM  
buntz:

I will never stop laughing at this.
 
2013-03-16 01:06:29 PM  
gopher321 : I feel dumber for having clicked that
 
2013-03-16 01:15:14 PM  
I've got to admit the Iggy Pop/hairless cat made me chuckle.
 
2013-03-16 01:26:47 PM  

buntz: [images.huffingtonpost.com image 560x320]


That one cracks my shiat up.
 
2013-03-16 01:46:12 PM  

DanZero: Time to "trot" this out again, methinks

THE MASTER LIST
BEATING A DEAD PUN
SJP "HORSE" HEADLINES ON FARK.COM SINCE JULY 18, 2006
6 YEARS OF EASY GREENLIGHTS AND BAD JOKES

Original list by thomps, cleaned up, researched, and completed by DanZero

NOTE: There were regular "non-horse" SJP headlines submitted in this time period, however, they will not be included here.


2006

FIRST HEADLINE SIGHTING: Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit to produce new HBO comedy series set in... wait for it... New York City

...
[many other links]
...


"Do I really have a face like a horse?"
 
2013-03-16 01:56:15 PM  
Olivia Wilde needs to tell Iggy Pop to put a f***ing shirt on. Some people are trying to eat.
 
2013-03-16 01:58:37 PM  
People are animals.

I know, I know, journalism majors.  These are the people who look at an aerial photograph and write, "car accident so big it can be seen from space."
 
2013-03-16 02:13:59 PM  
What species of fish is this?
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2013-03-16 02:24:30 PM  
I'm guessing the Sun isn't aware of it's faux pas when it comes to that Kim Kardashian bit.
 
2013-03-16 05:36:12 PM  
wow, that was terrible, they didn't even try.
 
2013-03-16 06:13:03 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-03-16 07:17:06 PM  

DanZero: Time to "trot" this out again, methinks

THE MASTER LIST
BEATING A DEAD PUN
SJP "HORSE" HEADLINES ON FARK.COM SINCE JULY 18, 2006
6 YEARS OF EASY GREENLIGHTS AND BAD JOKES

Original list by thomps, cleaned up, researched, and completed by DanZero

NOTE: There were regular "non-horse" SJP headlines submitted in this time period, however, they will not be included here.


2006

FIRST HEADLINE SIGHTING: Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit to produce new HBO comedy series set in... wait for it... New York City

In retrospect, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit realizes it was probably a bad idea to wear black to her own wedding

Matthew Broderick breaks collar bone after falling off Sarah Jessica Parker

Sarah Jessica Parker in Seattle to promote new fragrance, "Lovely". When asked if her looks were the inspiration behind the name, Ms. Parker replied, "neigh"

Sarah Jessica Parker still loves trick-or-treating, getting sugar cubes

2007

Sarah Jessica parker has a long face over reviving her famous character for the movie version of "Sex and the City." No really, the high heels wrecked her knees

"Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day" is Sarah Jessica Parker on the set of the "Sex and the City" movie. Even going by three names doesn't allow you to get away by wearing fur and pajamas together

2008

Sarah Jessica Parker may have finally found soulmate in upcoming "Sex and the City" movie. Submitter thought Mr. Ed died years ago

Sarah Jessica Parker takes a tumble during Vogue photoshoot. Thank goodness she didn't break her leg

Sarah Jessica Parker stamps her hoof three times to show that she's upset about being voted the "world's unsexiest woman"

Sarah Jessica Parker says the outer boroughs of NYC becoming more attractive than Manhattan due to lower cost of living, proximity to Belmont Park

Sarah Jessica Parker won't eat next to her "Sex In The City" co-stars, preferring the pile of hay in the corner

Dennis Quaid's reaction to filming a love scene with Sarah Jessica Parker just five minutes ...


lol dan!!
time to trot this out again:

welcome to fark.......girlcryingothergirlslaughing.jpg
 
2013-03-16 08:41:02 PM  

gopher321: I feel dumber for having clicked that.


done in one
 
2013-03-16 09:00:08 PM  

Kell Bartok: Haley Joel Osment looks like his face never grew into his body...


I was going to say it was like his head grew bigger and wider, but his eyes stayed in the same place they were when he was 12.
 
2013-03-16 11:46:04 PM  
Nikki Minge.

Ha ha

That's you that is.
 
2013-03-17 12:49:25 AM  
The kim kardasian one is stupid
 
2013-03-17 12:52:09 AM  

Xcott: People are animals.

I know, I know, journalism majors.  These are the people who look at an aerial photograph and write, "car accident so big it can be seen from space."




My gosh you are dense. How about, people who look like different animals? Idiot.
 
2013-03-17 02:42:42 AM  

shintochick: I've got to admit the Iggy Pop/hairless cat made me chuckle.


The cat one made me think of this:

humorpig.com
 
2013-03-17 06:38:33 PM  
www.world-insights.com
 
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