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(KHOU Houston)   All hell breaks loose when an overprotective helicopter mom spots a cleaning crew employee in the parking lot of her children's school and automatically assumes he's an armed lunatic hellbent on snuffing the life out of every student   (khou.com) divider line 290
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2013-03-16 03:47:29 PM  

John the Magnificent: When I was young Americans were thought of as courageous.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?


We were invaded by foreigners and illegals.
 
2013-03-16 03:49:50 PM  
No one has done this yet? Really?
 
2013-03-16 03:51:15 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: "The safety of the children is a major priority compared to having a vehicle stolen or a house broken into," said mother Krystal Turbeville.

Until it's *her* vehicle or house.


I was going to snark and say something catty like "Oh I bet they are just over-reacting because they saw a black dude for the first time in their lives", and then I looked up the FaceBook page of the lady with the stripper name.

Texas public high school grad, RMoney supporter, not a single non-white as rice FB amigo.  This shiat is really tooo predictable.
 
2013-03-16 03:51:46 PM  

balki1867: If she'd been able to Stand Her Ground (tm), the headline you'd be reading would be about a hero mother who shot and killed a suspicious-looking man in a school parking lot and single-handedly prevented Sandy Hook 2 from happening, and there'd be no other side of the story to refute what happened.


She was able to Stand Her Ground©, she was in Texas.
 
2013-03-16 04:00:06 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: Sarah Atchison, please shoot yourself now.


Even worse, she's a realtor.  And nothing of value would be lost.
 
2013-03-16 04:05:22 PM  
I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that the cleaning guy was somewhat darker than the "concerned" mother.
 
2013-03-16 04:44:58 PM  
I think if I was concerned, I would just go to the office and ask. Call 911?  Noy so much.
 
2013-03-16 05:37:44 PM  
Freakin' mommies...
Double points for Texas wingnut conservatism.
 
2013-03-16 05:52:29 PM  
I bet she has wine parties. A lot of them are probably her alone.
 
2013-03-16 06:03:50 PM  

Clint_Torres: I bet she has wine parties. A lot of them are probably her alone.


She probably drank a whole box that day.  I bet when the cop stated that they had been pulling a body out of the lake, that he was one more comment from her before the cuffs would've came out.  I wish he had.
 
2013-03-16 06:21:58 PM  

D2theMcV: No one has done this yet? Really?


Some friends and I got into a big flame war with some of her associates who were defending her on her FB fan page..  Needless to say, the page no longer exists.

SUCCESS!!!!

My only regret is not getting a screenshot of the epic threads we had going on.  Some delusional folks out there in Cypress, TX.
 
2013-03-16 06:25:17 PM  

Mikey1969: Zelron: You're more likely to use a car for its intended purpose than have an accident.  With a gun it's the other way around, you're more likely to hurt yourself or someone else in the house than you are to actually protect yourself.

Sorry, bullshiat "statistic" is bullshiat.


Calling it bullshiat doesn't make it bullshiat.  You are, in fact, more likely to injure yourself or someone else than you are likely to protect you or someone else.

And this is reason one why I don't want them in my house.  I don't want to be this dad, mother, or child.  As much as I respect firearms and treat every one as loaded, never point them at anything I don't want to shoot and kill, the potential damage caused by one slip up is...sad.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/15/adam-bass-dead-baby-shot-te nn essee_n_2882213.html
 
2013-03-16 06:26:34 PM  

Zelron: I'm not so paranoid that I have to carry around a 9mm penis enhancer.


They're penis enhancers?  Then why doesn't my wife walk bow-legged?

i135.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-16 06:29:19 PM  
What a paranoid, delusional, minority-phobe might look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXo7SWMOvaw
 
2013-03-16 06:30:07 PM  

Zelron: StoPPeRmobile: You are just scared because you don't want to fire an armed teacher.

Nope, I'm not.  I'm actually suffer from depression and frankly wish someone would put me out of my misery every day.  I take medicine for it but it just takes the edge off.  I sometimes think about jumping in front of the train on my way to work, but that'd be inconsiderate to my family and to the driver and to the people trying to get to work.

So no, I'm not afraid of firing an armed teacher.


If teachers are so unstable and you don't want to commit suicide but still want to die, I don't understand why you wouldn't WANT them to have guns, so you can be really rude when you fire them.
 
2013-03-16 06:31:06 PM  

kim jong-un: Zelron: Giltric: You almost sound like the paranoid mom in the article.

I'm not so paranoid that I have to carry around a 9mm penis enhancer.

And there it is. Sorry, first to reference penis in a gun thread loses. Sorry, but that's the rule.


Not if someone calls me paranoid for not wanting to walk around with a 9mm penis enhancer on my hip.  He started it by calling my sanity into question.  So fark off.
 
2013-03-16 06:32:16 PM  

HeartBurnKid: Oh, and if this mom had a pistol in her purse, the janitor would most likely be dead.  But sure, let's use this as an argument for more guns.



She was armed with the multi-ton guided missile she drove her kids to day-care in, so why couldn't she have used that?
 
2013-03-16 06:34:12 PM  

TwowheelinTim: Yeah, I know, you don't need it or want it, but I can't help but feel sorry for you. I can't begin to imagine your torment.


All I can say is that I know that there are people out there who are much worse off than I am.  I get by.  Love my kids, my wife, my family.
 
2013-03-16 06:35:15 PM  

Secret Master of All Flatulence: Zelron: I'm not so paranoid that I have to carry around a 9mm penis enhancer.

They're penis enhancers?  Then why doesn't my wife walk bow-legged?

[i135.photobucket.com image 600x800]


I don't know, maybe she keeps it hidden in that special place.  You brought your wife into this, not me!  :)
 
2013-03-16 06:39:15 PM  
At least our culture of fear can be mildly entertaining at times.
 
2013-03-16 06:45:20 PM  

Zelron: Secret Master of All Flatulence: Zelron: I'm not so paranoid that I have to carry around a 9mm penis enhancer.

They're penis enhancers?  Then why doesn't my wife walk bow-legged?

[i135.photobucket.com image 600x800]

I don't know, maybe she keeps it hidden in that special place.  You brought your wife into this, not me!  :)


Hell, she complains about the weight of her CZ-75.  Somehow, I don't see her carrying a 26 pound GPMG plus the antiaircraft tripod.  Hell, the damned GPMG is both taller and wider than her!  And jokes about my wife don't bother me...I know she's wonderful, and don't care what anybody else thinks.  ;)
 
2013-03-16 07:34:25 PM  

The_Gallant_Gallstone: John the Magnificent: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Are you telling me that 9/11 didn't change everything?

9/11 changed everything...


You mean peeled away the veneer and showed us to be the pussies with machine guns that the world knew we were?
 
2013-03-16 08:22:44 PM  

The_Time_Master: The_Gallant_Gallstone: John the Magnificent: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Are you telling me that 9/11 didn't change everything?

9/11 changed everything...

You mean peeled away the veneer and showed us to be the pussies with terrified of machine guns that the world knew we were?

 
2013-03-16 08:27:34 PM  

Zelron: He started it by calling my sanity into question.



You did claim depression and suicidal thoughts didn't you?

http://www.fark.com/comments/7647624/83070197#c83070197

Your sanity is in question.
 
2013-03-16 09:07:12 PM  

Zelron: Calling it bullshiat doesn't make it bullshiat.  You are, in fact, more likely to injure yourself or someone else than you are likely to protect you or someone else.


The reason that it's a bullshiat statistic is that you are more likely to stab yourself in the eye with a pencil if you have pencils laying around, or cut yourself with a knife if you have knives laying around. Injure yourself with a power saw if you have one, electrocute yourself if your house has electricity, the list can go on. It's bullshiat because it can apply to ANYTHING people have around them, but the anti gun people would rather selectively apply it and pretend like it means something other than the fact that having ANYTHING around increases your chances of getting injured with it.

It's just cherry-picking data to fit the results you want, that's all.
 
2013-03-16 10:11:12 PM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: What a paranoid, delusional, minority-phobe might look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXo7SWMOvaw


Just the fact that she shot her stupid video with her phone and held it vertically is reason enough to mock her.

Also, I love the comments section of the video where someone called her out because of the race of the cleaning crew dude.  Her defense is the article doesn't state the race of the guy, therefore she can't be racist!  How farking stupid is that?!?!?  She won't say what the race of the guy is in her comments, but I'll bet a week's salary he was black or hispanic.
 
2013-03-16 11:04:24 PM  

Big_Doofus: The Ghost of Tom Ace: What a paranoid, delusional, minority-phobe might look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXo7SWMOvaw

Just the fact that she shot her stupid video with her phone and held it vertically is reason enough to mock her.

Also, I love the comments section of the video where someone called her out because of the race of the cleaning crew dude.  Her defense is the article doesn't state the race of the guy, therefore she can't be racist!  How farking stupid is that?!?!?  She won't say what the race of the guy is in her comments, but I'll bet a week's salary he was black or hispanic.


Exactly.  And yeah, that was me that called her out on her video.  This woman's sister and I had quite a few words on her FB fan page earlier today.  Sadly, it no longer exists (yeah I did that too) but she was a raging coont and basically sold her family out on being a bunch of a-holes when she insinuated that I lived in a crappy part of town and was probably used to encounters with suspicious people like the guy in the article.  At the time I didn't know they were related, but when she followed me onto youtube I saw that she had the same last name (on FB she uses her first and middle name).  That's why I think this lady felt compelled to finally speak for herself - knowing that I figured out her relation to that other dumb broad.  I guess to defend her reputation or whatever.
 
2013-03-17 01:59:15 AM  
 

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Exactly. And yeah, that was me that called her out on her video.


this is from her comment 6 hours ago: Anyone inside of a school calling 911 who feels in danger should be priority #1.

really anyone who feels in danger becomes priority #1. good lord is this woman self centered. and wants us to be the same.

with any luck she will get a bill from the police for a nuisancecall.
 
2013-03-17 02:11:28 AM  
Curious:
with any luck she will get a bill from the police for a nuisancecall.

Oh that would just be fantastic.  Sadly, this woman's sister is still trying to stalk/menace me via facebook; sending me messages, replying to posts from a year ago that I made on public sites...   (She's the one that made the most recent comment).

She encourages the publicity, claiming that any publicity is good publicity.  Do you think that holds true for a field like real estate?  I almost want to buy a TF account just to try to submit a farkus followup to this article, telling my story from today in regards to this delusional nutjob.  It was pretty entertaining for me.
 
2013-03-17 02:35:10 AM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Do you think that holds true for a field like real estate?


i would think not, at least for high end stuff.
 
2013-03-17 02:47:12 AM  

Curious: The Ghost of Tom Ace: Do you think that holds true for a field like real estate?

i would think not, at least for high end stuff.


"I think I'll google my prospective real estate agent... Hmm... what's this fark.com site all about"?
 
2013-03-17 06:58:48 AM  

The Ghost of Tom Ace: Curious:
with any luck she will get a bill from the police for a nuisancecall.

Oh that would just be fantastic.  Sadly, this woman's sister is still trying to stalk/menace me via facebook; sending me messages, replying to posts from a year ago that I made on public sites...   (She's the one that made the most recent comment).

She encourages the publicity, claiming that any publicity is good publicity.  Do you think that holds true for a field like real estate?  I almost want to buy a TF account just to try to submit a farkus followup to this article, telling my story from today in regards to this delusional nutjob.  It was pretty entertaining for me.


I still find it hard to believe that people spend time with all these media sites just to stalk others or justify their own behavior; it's no wonder their kids are all f*cked up.
 
gja
2013-03-17 11:07:49 AM  

kim jong-un: Zelron: Giltric: You almost sound like the paranoid mom in the article.

I'm not so paranoid that I have to carry around a 9mm penis enhancer.

And there it is. Sorry, first to reference penis in a gun thread loses. Sorry, but that's the rule.


Damn straight, here's the rule.
/loss of argument, flag on the play, and a 15 yard penalty.
 
gja
2013-03-17 11:10:30 AM  

The_Time_Master: The_Gallant_Gallstone: John the Magnificent: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Are you telling me that 9/11 didn't change everything?

9/11 changed everything...

You mean peeled away the veneer and showed us to be the pussies with machine guns that the world knew we were?


Speak for yourself, pal.

/sorry to hear you are so scaredy-cat
 
2013-03-17 06:48:02 PM  

Big_Doofus: The Ghost of Tom Ace: What a paranoid, delusional, minority-phobe might look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXo7SWMOvaw

Just the fact that she shot her stupid video with her phone and held it vertically is reason enough to mock her.

Also, I love the comments section of the video where someone called her out because of the race of the cleaning crew dude.  Her defense is the article doesn't state the race of the guy, therefore she can't be racist!  How farking stupid is that?!?!?  She won't say what the race of the guy is in her comments, but I'll bet a week's salary he was black or hispanic.


My cousin read the police report to me.  You would win the bet (but you wouldn't get any takers)
 
2013-03-17 07:38:34 PM  

gja: John the Magnificent: When I was young Americans were thought of as courageous.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Many of us still are. I don't cocoon my daughter this way.
CSB:
I went to a shop that I didn't want my daughter to come with me to, and since it was my day to have her there was no options.
Left her in the car, with the door locked. 3 minutes later some dumb blonde is in my grill blabbing about "..you left her in that car alone?... etc/soforth"
Finally got a word in edgewise, motioned for my kid to roll down her window and told her to tell the woman what I taught her.
My kid holds up my 5D-cell maglight and says "daddy told me if anyone messes with us I'm allowed to knock their brains out!".
Stupid blonde just stands there with her pie-hole hung open and walks slowly away.
I say "that's daddy's girl, wanna get Carvel?"
/CSB

Not all of us are pansies.


Reminded me of this : ( Adult language, by the way.)
img.youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2tc9e8-iE
 
gja
2013-03-17 11:18:17 PM  

70Ford: gja: John the Magnificent: When I was young Americans were thought of as courageous.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Many of us still are. I don't cocoon my daughter this way.
CSB:
I went to a shop that I didn't want my daughter to come with me to, and since it was my day to have her there was no options.
Left her in the car, with the door locked. 3 minutes later some dumb blonde is in my grill blabbing about "..you left her in that car alone?... etc/soforth"
Finally got a word in edgewise, motioned for my kid to roll down her window and told her to tell the woman what I taught her.
My kid holds up my 5D-cell maglight and says "daddy told me if anyone messes with us I'm allowed to knock their brains out!".
Stupid blonde just stands there with her pie-hole hung open and walks slowly away.
I say "that's daddy's girl, wanna get Carvel?"
/CSB

Not all of us are pansies.

Reminded me of this : ( Adult language, by the way.)
[img.youtube.com image 480x360]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm2tc9e8-iE


HAHAHA. I would buy THAT. Hell I bet I could teach her how to use that thing.
 
2013-03-17 11:36:58 PM  

gja: John the Magnificent: When I was young Americans were thought of as courageous.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Many of us still are. I don't cocoon my daughter this way.
CSB:
I went to a shop that I didn't want my daughter to come with me to, and since it was my day to have her there was no options.
Left her in the car, with the door locked. 3 minutes later some dumb blonde is in my grill blabbing about "..you left her in that car alone?... etc/soforth"
Finally got a word in edgewise, motioned for my kid to roll down her window and told her to tell the woman what I taught her.
My kid holds up my 5D-cell maglight and says "daddy told me if anyone messes with us I'm allowed to knock their brains out!".
Stupid blonde just stands there with her pie-hole hung open and walks slowly away.
I say "that's daddy's girl, wanna get Carvel?"
/CSB

Not all of us are pansies.


So, you knew it was your day to have your daughter and you could not put off going to the porn store?  Yeah, not a cool story, bro.
 
gja
2013-03-18 06:12:17 PM  

Mock26: gja: John the Magnificent: When I was young Americans were thought of as courageous.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU PEOPLE?

Many of us still are. I don't cocoon my daughter this way.
CSB:
I went to a shop that I didn't want my daughter to come with me to, and since it was my day to have her there was no options.
Left her in the car, with the door locked. 3 minutes later some dumb blonde is in my grill blabbing about "..you left her in that car alone?... etc/soforth"
Finally got a word in edgewise, motioned for my kid to roll down her window and told her to tell the woman what I taught her.
My kid holds up my 5D-cell maglight and says "daddy told me if anyone messes with us I'm allowed to knock their brains out!".
Stupid blonde just stands there with her pie-hole hung open and walks slowly away.
I say "that's daddy's girl, wanna get Carvel?"
/CSB

Not all of us are pansies.

So, you knew it was your day to have your daughter and you could not put off going to the porn store?  Yeah, not a cool story, bro.


Yup, electrical supply porn. Romex, connectors, some NMEC, some wire-nuts, and lost of money evacuated from my account......
/copper based products are effing ridiculously expensive these days, dammit
 
2013-03-19 04:01:58 PM  

titwrench: aharown: MikeSass: It took the cops 16 minuters to get there...now you know why having responsible citizens carry guns is a good idea.

Oh my little troll, how I've missed you so.

So now a troll is anyone that makes a statement you may not agree with?


Not really a troll, just some woefully unable to read the article.
 
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