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(Dallas News)   Bigfoot hunters will be gathering in Fort Worth, Hendersons last seen plotting escape route   (dallasnews.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-16 09:43:10 AM  
If anyone ever finds a bigfoot it wont be those people on animal planet.
 
2013-03-16 09:46:54 AM  
Old school reference.  Well played 80'smitter
 
2013-03-16 09:47:20 AM  
Wahoo! Dust of the rifle. It's Bigfoot season. Imma gonna git me some tags.
 
2013-03-16 09:48:31 AM  
I'm hosting a Tooth Fairy Convention this summer.

Details and guest speakers TBA.
 
2013-03-16 09:51:45 AM  
squibbits: Wahoo! Dust of the rifle. It's Bigfoot season. Imma gonna git me some tags.

Well IF there is such a creature (don't believe myself but would put the probability at more than 0.0 since there was similar creatures in the fossil record at one time)  unless someone shoots it or one is roadkill by a car there would be no way to prove it. I don't care how good of a pic or footprint you ever had people would claim it was shopped they can tell by the pixels.
 
2013-03-16 09:52:50 AM  
SpdrJay: I'm hosting a Tooth Fairy Convention this summer.

Details and guest speakers TBA.


You gonna post it on Coast to Coast AM?
 
2013-03-16 09:54:24 AM  
Hang out with a bunch of buddies and drink beer and bullshiat? That's a good time, man.
 
2013-03-16 09:54:50 AM  
Fort Worth, Dallas' redheaded stepchild
 
2013-03-16 09:58:15 AM  
... okay, so I'm the only old farker who pictured Mrs Brady & copious amounts of Wesson oil?...

/shame
 
2013-03-16 09:59:38 AM  
Jeff Meldrum, author of 'Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science,'

Mor lik 'DOESN'T Meet Science', amirite?

I wonder if he's a descendant of Bob Meldrum?
 
2013-03-16 10:00:11 AM  

Oldiron_79: SpdrJay: I'm hosting a Tooth Fairy Convention this summer.

Details and guest speakers TBA.

You gonna post it on Coast to Coast AM?


I need to see how many Tooth Fairies want to speak first, so I know what size venue to book!
 
2013-03-16 10:03:07 AM  
Bigfoot is a practical joke played on whitey. Does anyone ever remember seeing an Indian Bigfoot Hunter?

Me neither.
 
2013-03-16 10:03:41 AM  
Bad idea gathering in Fort Worth, that's just what a squatch would expect.
 
2013-03-16 10:04:15 AM  

TheOther: Jeff Meldrum, author of 'Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science,'

Mor lik 'DOESN'T Meet Science', amirite?

I wonder if he's a descendant of Bob Meldrum?


Maybe the Legend is hanging out down near Boggy Creek?
 
2013-03-16 10:04:29 AM  

Oldiron_79: SpdrJay: I'm hosting a Tooth Fairy Convention this summer.

Details and guest speakers TBA.

You gonna post it on Coast to Coast AM?


That show is great.  The host, George, does it so well.  He's genuinely interested even in the most crackpot stories.  It's fun to listen to the stories, no matter how believable the are.

Caller: Yes I've been traveling to Zeta Reticulae for about 8 years now.
George: Wow! That's fascinating.  Can you tell us about the environment, about the planet you go to?
Caller: Well, my lizard based husband telepathically suppresses that knowledge so I can't really say.
George: Wow.  Just amazing. So, tell us, how long have you been married to your reptilian husband?

It's so good.  The best is the cryptozoology stuff, which actually does get the mind going for real since we are actually finding new and old species all the time.
 
2013-03-16 10:04:56 AM  
If you ever watch a show about Bigfoot, listen for the key phrase spoken by almost EVERY eyewitness:  "I seen it..."

I'd be less skeptical if an eloquent, educated person ever spotted a Sasquatch. However, I presume they would be unlikely to appear on camera stating, "I saw it..."
 
2013-03-16 10:08:55 AM  
White_Scarf_Syndrome: Oldiron_79: SpdrJay: I'm hosting a Tooth Fairy Convention this summer.

Details and guest speakers TBA.

You gonna post it on Coast to Coast AM?

That show is great.  The host, George, does it so well.  He's genuinely interested even in the most crackpot stories.  It's fun to listen to the stories, no matter how believable the are.

Caller: Yes I've been traveling to Zeta Reticulae for about 8 years now.
George: Wow! That's fascinating.  Can you tell us about the environment, about the planet you go to?
Caller: Well, my lizard based husband telepathically suppresses that knowledge so I can't really say.
George: Wow.  Just amazing. So, tell us, how long have you been married to your reptilian husband?

It's so good.  The best is the cryptozoology stuff, which actually does get the mind going for real since we are actually finding new and old species all the time.


I like the show although I'm not a believer in most of the topics, but its a fun story to listen to.
 
2013-03-16 10:09:38 AM  
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Run Bigfoot, Run!
 
2013-03-16 10:10:58 AM  
Using my psychic powers, I predict that they will find no valid evidence for the existence of Bigfoot (more correctly known as a "Sasquatch").
 
2013-03-16 10:11:59 AM  
Wasn't there supposed to be some big evidence reveal at this conference?

I thought there was a Fark story on in a few months back.
 
2013-03-16 10:14:27 AM  
Man I lived and ran around the mountains of Arcata, Willow Creek, and McKinleyville and I've never seen anything.  Kinda sucks, but I can only believe what I haven't witnessed. No Bigfoot, it was all a hoax.

Wish there was some bigfoots though
 
2013-03-16 10:20:00 AM  

Farking Canuck: Wasn't there supposed to be some big evidence reveal at this conference?


They were hunting for Bigfoot and found a Chupacabra?
 
2013-03-16 10:20:05 AM  
Earths hominid. We're too dumb to catch one.
 
2013-03-16 10:20:48 AM  

WhippingBoy: Using my psychic powers, I predict that they will find no valid evidence for the existence of Bigfoot (more correctly known as a "Sasquatch").


Not if they're meeting in Dallas, they won't. Now, if they were meeting in Prince Rupert, Hundred Mile House or maybe even Dawson Creek...y'know, where Bigfoot might actually be found should he exist, they might find new evidence. But in Dallas? Yer kiddin' me. All they're doing there is drinking beer and swapping lies...nttawwt.
 
2013-03-16 10:37:20 AM  
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2013-03-16 10:38:22 AM  
I'm surprised no one thought of this: Link
 
2013-03-16 10:44:51 AM  
 
2013-03-16 10:52:05 AM  
You have to be a special kind of retarded to believe in bigfoot.  Or under 12.
 
2013-03-16 12:58:42 PM  
Fort Worth eh, where the legendary Lake Worth Monster is said to live! (Puts flashlight under chin)
The Lake Worth Monster is said to be a horrifying creature, with a body of a ape but the legs of a goat! It eats people and fried chicken and can swim. It only comes out at night and only if a person has consumed copious amounts of alcohol.
 
2013-03-16 01:07:16 PM  
It sounds like they are looking for Janet Reno.  She probably forgot to shave again.
 
2013-03-16 01:14:14 PM  
well if they drive about 20 miles northwest of ft worth they can find peter mayhew (chewbacca) and it's possible they'd mistake him for bigfoot
 
2013-03-16 02:06:29 PM  

Richard C Stanford: Fort Worth eh, where the legendary Lake Worth Monster is said to live! (Puts flashlight under chin)
The Lake Worth Monster is said to be a horrifying creature, with a body of a ape but the legs of a goat! It eats people and fried chicken and can swim. It only comes out at night and only if a person has consumed copious amounts of alcohol.


It lives in the Castle of Lake Worth. Took some pictures of the Castle and three men in black suits knocked on my door and asked why I was taking pictures of the Castle on Lake Worth.

Did you ever notice how the people in the Albertsons in Lake Worth look weird...sort of like Aliens?

I do miss going to the Flying Saucer in downtown Fort Worth since I moved.
 
2013-03-16 02:31:07 PM  

majestic: You have to be a special kind of retarded to believe in bigfoot.  Or under 12.


I dont believe but its less retarded to believe in than most of the other crytids. I mean there was critters that resemble it in the fossil record as little as like 12,000 years ago or so.
 
2013-03-16 02:37:59 PM  
Bigfoot is people. Just like us

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2013-03-16 03:16:04 PM  

Rufus Lee King: Down here in The South around the Okeefenokee, we generally spot "Grizzly Gators". Damned things stand up and walk like a man. Things stand up to eight feet tall..

Usually spotted after a night of drinking "Swamp Juice", a concoction of Nyquil  and vodka, with speed added.

I've been around.


We have those too. Usually spotted in the bars close to closing time. Took one home once. Never do that again.
 
2013-03-16 05:41:05 PM  
I bet their film festival is gonna be awesome too!
 
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