Oldiron_79: SpdrJay: I'm hosting a Tooth Fairy Convention this summer.Details and guest speakers TBA.You gonna post it on Coast to Coast AM?
TheOther: Jeff Meldrum, author of 'Sasquatch: Legend Meets Science,'Mor lik 'DOESN'T Meet Science', amirite?I wonder if he's a descendant of Bob Meldrum?
Farking Canuck: Wasn't there supposed to be some big evidence reveal at this conference?
WhippingBoy: Using my psychic powers, I predict that they will find no valid evidence for the existence of Bigfoot (more correctly known as a "Sasquatch").
Richard C Stanford: Fort Worth eh, where the legendary Lake Worth Monster is said to live! (Puts flashlight under chin)The Lake Worth Monster is said to be a horrifying creature, with a body of a ape but the legs of a goat! It eats people and fried chicken and can swim. It only comes out at night and only if a person has consumed copious amounts of alcohol.
majestic: You have to be a special kind of retarded to believe in bigfoot. Or under 12.
Rufus Lee King: Down here in The South around the Okeefenokee, we generally spot "Grizzly Gators". Damned things stand up and walk like a man. Things stand up to eight feet tall..Usually spotted after a night of drinking "Swamp Juice", a concoction of Nyquil and vodka, with speed added.I've been around.
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