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(CBS New York)   Inoperable NYC railroad station elevator nicknamed a "vertical urinal". NYC subways still considered horizontal urinals   ( newyork.cbslocal.com) divider line
    More: Sick, LIRR, transportation authority, Woodside tram stop  
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5808 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Mar 2013 at 9:03 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-16 09:10:21 AM  
3 votes:
Electrify the floor. Dog collar sort of jolt will take care of the problem :)
2013-03-16 09:14:59 AM  
2 votes:
Inoperable NYC railroad station elevator nicknamed a "vertical urinal".
2013-03-16 04:01:46 AM  
2 votes:
Force catheters on everyone who enters the subway. It's the only way to be sure.

I've been seeing a lot of commercials on TV lately for catheters and even though I don't need one, it's made me think. What if I do need one some day? Why should I wait until I need one. The commercials make it sound so pleasant.

Or maybe just install a security camera and randomly assign some cop to look for these pissers and arrest them when they do piss in the elevator.
2013-03-16 09:16:45 AM  
1 vote:

BumpInTheNight: gryhnd: Electrify the floor. Dog collar sort of jolt will take care of the problem :)

+1, and install a camera linked to some TLC reality show to catch the hilarity.  I'd watch that.


Pissy Poo Poo?
2013-03-16 09:15:01 AM  
1 vote:
"I say, what a marvelous infrastructure the fine folks who manage transportation have installed here."

"Quite."

"So, shall we relieve ourselves in it, on it, near it and scribble bullsh*t on the walls with discount spray enamel?"

"Rawther."
 
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