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(KETV Omaha)   God doesn't want you to drink hard liquor on a Sunday morning* since that is the holy time. (*unless the bar buys an extra permit)   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Alcohol law, Omaha, Irish Pub  
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2013-03-16 10:05:47 AM  
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Then let God deal with me as He choose, and go fark yourself. Same thing with hating on the gays, no hunting on Sundays, or whatever other bullshiat view you want to cram down other peoples throats because you think the Bible tells you so. If God has a problem with something somebody is doing he can judge them when they're dead, but until then you're -supposed- to be acting with love and tolerance for your fellow man. There was a whole thing written about it, called the New Testament.
If you're Jewish, making your book the Old Testament, then maybe you've got a religious right to be a dick about things, because Old Testament god was pretty hard core, but Christians who are supposed to follow the New Testament don't have a holier-than-thou leg to stand on when it comes to judging or punishing others.
Don't know about the Muslims, never so much as looked at their book.
Think Buddhists are supposed to be cool about things too. Stay away from the Norse though. They have to die in battle to make it to their heaven.
I think that if you were to put a gun to my head and make me pick a deity to worship, I'd go with Bacchus/Dionysus. Then I'd pass a law making it mandatory to drink hard liquor on Sunday morning.

/Yeah the world would swing if I were king
2013-03-16 09:11:05 AM  
1 vote:
God drinks in mysterious ways.
2013-03-16 09:03:00 AM  
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Why should Sunday morning be any different than any other morning during the week?...

It's done with the standard, institutionalized religious flare - I gulp 'the blood' (usually mixed with orange juice) and eat 'the body' (percocet - flattened into proper wafer, sacramentally shaped and evathing) and then I  act self-rightous and pious, announcing in a loud, heartfelt voice my displeasure with that which I view/hear on my TV.

Amidoingitrite?... yes, I believe I am.

/lifts face toward heaven amidst volumetric and backlit cloud/nature/hands/faces - all in slowmo with low camera POV.
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