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(CNN)   Once again, Fark's lack of sovereign-nation status costs it a spot on the list of the top 10 drinking countries   (cnn.com) divider line 28
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2013-03-16 07:24:46 AM
To the UN!
 
2013-03-16 07:39:21 AM

thegrievingmole: To the UAAN!


FTFY
 
2013-03-16 08:01:27 AM
makes me proud...
 
2013-03-16 08:09:03 AM

thegrievingmole: To the UN!


We must defeat the evil un.
 
2013-03-16 08:13:12 AM
Well, 10 is australia.

Don't know what the other 9 were because they were STREWN ACROSS 7 MORE PAGES. Since when does a 10 item list need 8 pages? Fark! Why do people do that? Is it a page view / ad revenue thing?
 
2013-03-16 08:17:20 AM

barnacleboy: makes me proud...


Also as someone on the way to the boozefest that is a Scottish wedding, I shall not be letting the side down.
Haha America you suck at drinking.
 
2013-03-16 08:24:07 AM

The Snow Dog: Well, 10 is australia.

Don't know what the other 9 were because they were STREWN ACROSS 7 MORE PAGES. Since when does a 10 item list need 8 pages? Fark! Why do people do that? Is it a page view / ad revenue thing?


Did you, um, ya know, scroll down?  'Cos they were all on one page for me in Chrome.
 
2013-03-16 08:31:47 AM

dbirchall: Did you, um, ya know, scroll down? 'Cos they were all on one page for me in Chrome.


same here in FF
 
2013-03-16 08:34:27 AM

The Snow Dog: Well, 10 is australia.

Don't know what the other 9 were because they were STREWN ACROSS 7 MORE PAGES. Since when does a 10 item list need 8 pages? Fark! Why do people do that? Is it a page view / ad revenue thing?


Oddly enough, I'm on a phone and it was all one page for me. Is your mouse broken? You can't click next page?
 
2013-03-16 08:35:13 AM

dopekitty74: Oddly enough, I'm on a phone and it was all one page for me. Is your mouse broken? You can't click next page?


scrolling down works too, seeing as the entire list is on the first page
 
2013-03-16 08:41:58 AM
This is an outrage!
 
2013-03-16 08:45:09 AM

Oldiron_79: thegrievingmole: To the UN!

We must defeat the evil un.


. . .but the UN un-Nazied the world Forever!

www.underconsideration.com
 
2013-03-16 08:51:23 AM
Ireland didn't make the top 10?
 
2013-03-16 09:01:55 AM
Do you have any idea, Subby, how much liquor we'd have to give up to qualify as a country?
 
2013-03-16 09:04:17 AM
For what it's worth, I am pulling my weight in trying to get the U.S. onto that list!
 
2013-03-16 09:34:07 AM
Read the comments. The French got pissy. Again. Of course.
 
2013-03-16 09:37:47 AM
Once again, Fark's lack of sovereign-nation status costs it a spot on the list of the top 10 drinking countries

Well, we once decided to take a vote on it once we all sobered up... but that's been years ago.

As it is, somehow... we decided on being an antonymous collective, an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week. I'm surprised a vote was taken since it takes a simple majority on internal matters... and no one gets up early enough to vote.

I don't really know where that came from. I must've blacked out.  There also seems to be an amendment dealing with møøse[sic]  bites... which, apparently can be "pretty nasti"[sic]. I guess moose were a real problem in the early 2000's.
 
2013-03-16 10:06:22 AM
Hm, some of the top consuming nations are not listed.

While the exact tanking varies from year to year:
Hungary - top/one of the top alcohol per capita consumption
Czech Republic - top/one of the top beer per capita consumption
 
2013-03-16 10:16:53 AM
This list fails for not including Canada
 
2013-03-16 10:34:01 AM

uttertosh: Ireland didn't make the top 10?


Last time I checked a list of drinking per capita Ireland was #1 and Russia #2.
 
2013-03-16 10:44:32 AM
List is a Fail! without Finland or Ireland.
 
2013-03-16 01:07:39 PM
With seven and a half years worth of Lootie photoshops, we would be dead last in Human Rights.
 
2013-03-16 03:18:05 PM

dopekitty74: The Snow Dog: Well, 10 is australia.

Don't know what the other 9 were because they were STREWN ACROSS 7 MORE PAGES. Since when does a 10 item list need 8 pages? Fark! Why do people do that? Is it a page view / ad revenue thing?

Oddly enough, I'm on a phone and it was all one page for me. Is your mouse broken? You can't click next page?


I'm on a phone and I'm in an are a where I'm lucky if I get 3g. It took me 30 seconds to load the one paragraph page. Not doing it 8 times. Maybe its just this browser that sucks. Other pages don't do that though. (Unless it's Shortlist.com.)
 
2013-03-16 03:18:31 PM

uttertosh: Ireland didn't make the top 10?


I think the list was meant to be top ten countries not named Ireland.  Could be wrong, though; haven't started drinking yet.

/Alright, now I have.  Give me a bit to catch up.
 
2013-03-16 03:19:04 PM
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2013-03-16 05:20:11 PM

ten foiled hats: uttertosh: Ireland didn't make the top 10?

I think the list was meant to be top ten countries not named Ireland.  Could be wrong, though; haven't started drinking yet.

/Alright, now I have.  Give me a bit to catch up.


cool. Tahpadehmahrnitujah.
 
2013-03-16 05:23:40 PM

thegrievingmole: To the UN!


Fark could become a non-voting observer state, like Palestine and the Holy See.  Right to complain without obligation to vote is already in Fark's TOS, isn't it?
 
2013-03-17 12:58:23 AM

BarkingUnicorn: thegrievingmole: To the UN!

Fark could become a non-voting observer state, like Palestine and the Holy See.  Right to complain without obligation to vote is already in Fark's TOS, isn't it?


well, yeah, unless you run NoScript, or AdBlock or something. Check your Whitelist...
 
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