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(Entertainment Weekly)   Wands away, everyone; Emma Watson is not in Fifty Shades of Grey, claims studio   (insidemovies.ew.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-15 11:48:35 PM  
I think someone else might be able to a better job anyway.

allisondawnpr.com
 
2013-03-16 12:03:24 AM  
Don't want her in any shade of gray, I want her nice and pink.
 
2013-03-16 12:11:50 AM  
Don't tell me what to do with my wand

/I'll wave it as I wish
 
2013-03-16 02:13:39 AM  
Flaccidio.

/Couldn't be PAID enough to see this anyway.
 
2013-03-16 07:17:46 AM  

Relatively Obscure: Flaccidio.

/Couldn't be PAID enough to see this anyway.


The clips online would have been all you wanted to watch, anyway.  See also: Black Swan.
 
2013-03-16 07:17:51 AM  
I honestly doubt this film will get made. Most of the first book was comprised of sex scenes and unless they're going for a NC-17 rating, they'd have to trim those down. Even the porn that was made of the books had to combine parts of book one and two in order to have enough story, if what I've heard is true.  It's been pulled due to the lawsuit, so unfortunately I have no way of checking this.
 
2013-03-16 07:34:39 AM  
Hah!

(It's funny because "wand" is a euphemism for "penis.")
 
2013-03-16 07:42:02 AM  

Battlestar Girlactica: I honestly doubt this film will get made. Most of the first book was comprised of sex scenes and unless they're going for a NC-17 rating, they'd have to trim those down. Even the porn that was made of the books had to combine parts of book one and two in order to have enough story, if what I've heard is true.  It's been pulled due to the lawsuit, so unfortunately I have no way of checking this.


If they're doing it, they need to do it before the hype dies away.

If it happens, here's my guess:-

1. Lead actress will be an unknown bimbo.
2. Lead actor will be a handsome but washed-up has-been that women used to like.
3. Cheaply made
4. Very small cinema release in the quiet season (just to give it the credibility and publicity of a cinema release)
5. DVD release soon after

As the article yesterday failed to point out, no-one pays money to see sex scenes. They might see a drama/action/comedy with a sex scene in, but you'll never see another hit at the cinema like Basic Instinct or The Last Picture Show where people went for the sex.
 
2013-03-16 07:56:38 AM  

teto85: I think someone else might be able to a better job anyway.

[allisondawnpr.com image 550x400]


I don't know who that is, but she is the classiest and most pure looking girl I've ever seen. If I were with her I'd be showing her off to my mom because she looks so sweet...
 
2013-03-16 07:57:15 AM  

Battlestar Girlactica: if what I've heard is true


lol

Sometimes it's not about the movie. Its about the movie your date wants to see.
 
2013-03-16 08:24:52 AM  

Battlestar Girlactica: I honestly doubt this film will get made. Most of the first book was comprised of sex scenes and unless they're going for a NC-17 rating, they'd have to trim those down. Even the porn that was made of the books had to combine parts of book one and two in order to have enough story, if what I've heard is true.  It's been pulled due to the lawsuit, so unfortunately I have no way of checking this.


Well, see, there's a problem with that: according to people who have read the book, there is apparently no farking in the book.  So it can definitely make it to R, but as they are going to try and push it down to PG-13 so they can get the massive spending block that is teenage girls dragging their boyfriends to something risque, it doesn't really matter anyway.

The book may suck, but it doesn't have anything on how bad the movie is going to be after studio execs get their hands on it.
 
2013-03-16 08:33:28 AM  
Still a better love story then twilight.
 
2013-03-16 08:37:36 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Still a better love story then twilight.


Since 50 Shades originated as fan-fiction for Twilight, no, it really isn't a better love story. Just weirder.
 
2013-03-16 08:47:39 AM  
As long as it's not the author.
 
2013-03-16 08:48:37 AM  
Studio that likely leaked the rumor  about Mrs. Watson promptly denies rumor getting two headlines in as many days.  Hollywood hype machine in action.  Nothing to see here, move along.  Must be a day that ends in "Y."
 
2013-03-16 08:52:29 AM  

MmmmBacon: BumpInTheNight: Still a better love story then twilight.

Since 50 Shades originated as fan-fiction for Twilight, no, it really isn't a better love story. Just weirder.


This implies you've actually read both series, thus increasing your authority on the topic but at such a terrible cost its not even speakable.

/This post is a better story then twilight.
 
2013-03-16 09:00:21 AM  
It should star the exact same people as Twilight.
 
2013-03-16 09:59:33 AM  
Stiffius evaporatus!
 
2013-03-16 10:06:54 AM  
As per Fark regulation 5.23b.....

epicdemotivational.com
 
2013-03-16 10:26:24 AM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: As per Fark regulation 5.23b.....

[epicdemotivational.com image 599x479]


*sigh*... OK, I'll ask...

Anyone have the original of that?
 
2013-03-16 10:26:38 AM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: As per Fark regulation 5.23b.....

[epicdemotivational.com image 599x479]


and the obligated follow up....

Would you happen to have the original?
 
2013-03-16 10:32:35 AM  

TXEric: Anyone have the original of that?



Here you go.

drgullo.com
 
2013-03-16 10:55:01 AM  

Shan: TXEric: Anyone have the original of that?


Here you go.

[drgullo.com image 400x500]


You farkers are too fast for me.
 
2013-03-16 11:17:35 AM  

Shan: TXEric: Anyone have the original of that?


Here you go.

[drgullo.com image 400x500]


Thanks... you complete me.
 
2013-03-16 11:39:14 AM  

farkeruk: Battlestar Girlactica: I honestly doubt this film will get made. Most of the first book was comprised of sex scenes and unless they're going for a NC-17 rating, they'd have to trim those down. Even the porn that was made of the books had to combine parts of book one and two in order to have enough story, if what I've heard is true.  It's been pulled due to the lawsuit, so unfortunately I have no way of checking this.

If they're doing it, they need to do it before the hype dies away.

If it happens, here's my guess:-

1. Lead actress will be an unknown bimbo.
2. Lead actor will be a handsome but washed-up has-been that women used to like.
3. Cheaply made
4. Very small cinema release in the quiet season (just to give it the credibility and publicity of a cinema release)
5. DVD release soon after

As the article yesterday failed to point out, no-one pays money to see sex scenes. They might see a drama/action/comedy with a sex scene in, but you'll never see another hit at the cinema like Basic Instinct or The Last Picture Show where people went for the sex.


I blame piracy.
 
2013-03-16 01:43:51 PM  

Shan: TXEric: Anyone have the original of that?


Here you go.

[drgullo.com image 400x500]



Ahhhh.  Thread is complete.
 
2013-03-16 02:06:42 PM  
Sorry, but there is only one movie worth seeing concerning a Mr. Grey and his submissive love interest:

images.artistdirect.com
 
2013-03-16 02:07:10 PM  
 
2013-03-16 03:27:34 PM  

Elegy: Sorta NSFW


That's both awesome and awful at the same time
 
2013-03-16 05:51:53 PM  
Following this "Emma Watson in "50 Shades of Grey" thing on FARK for the past few months, and they can't seem to get it together. First she's in, then she's out... she's in, she's out... in, out, in, out...

Wait a sec... a friend wants me to come over to her house tonight, and she asked what I wanted to do... I think I've come up with something.
 
Ab3
2013-03-16 07:16:17 PM  
 
2013-03-16 07:49:18 PM  
Emma Watson ... oh my ...
 
2013-03-16 10:58:55 PM  

Shan: TXEric: Anyone have the original of that?


Here you go.

[drgullo.com image 400x500]


I will never get tired of this joke.
 
2013-03-17 12:10:33 AM  
Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.
- Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 17, 2013
 
2013-03-17 12:52:05 PM  

IlGreven: Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.
- Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 17, 2013


Considering that on Super Bowl Sunday she retweeted the following things, consecutively:

@EmWatson 49ers win and I will propose naked to you in front of Big Ben!

@EmWatson I'll propose to you naked regardless of who wins

@EmWatson Screw the proposal, I'll just get naked for fun.


...she shouldn't be so sure about the answer being what she thinks it is.
 
2013-03-18 07:44:24 PM  

Shan: TXEric: Anyone have the original of that?


Here you go.

[drgullo.com image 400x500]


You know, one of these days someone is going to post the other photo, its going to be completely out of the blue and its going to be ...giggity.  So always ask, always.
 
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