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(ABC 4 Charleston)   Grand Theft Auto, Junior Edition: 12-year-old steals car from Walmart parking lot, leads SC police on chase down interstate   (abcnews4.com) divider line 36
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2013-03-16 12:40:40 AM
He killed her.
 
2013-03-16 12:40:54 AM
How high did he get his wanted level, though? 3 stars isn't that impressive, but if he got it up to 5 stars...that's pretty good for a kid.
 
2013-03-16 12:41:00 AM
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2013-03-16 12:41:22 AM
FTA: Driver, 12, leads Goose Creek police on chase after hit-and-run
Sounds like we've got a real

*puts sunglasses on*

Wild goose chase

/yeeeah!
//feel dirty now
 
2013-03-16 12:45:14 AM
Can't be sure without a mugshot, but the kid is probably successful and attractive.
 
2013-03-16 12:55:32 AM
Anyone wanna take a guess at the punk's ethnicty? Huh? Anyone?
 
2013-03-16 12:56:00 AM
Not many people pass their driver's test on the first try in South Carolina. Where's the Hero tag?
 
lmb
2013-03-16 12:57:11 AM
He just liked doin' hood rat things.
 
2013-03-16 01:00:26 AM
Welcome to permanent Loserville kid.Population you
 
2013-03-16 01:03:47 AM
 
2013-03-16 01:08:13 AM

Mark Ratner: Can't be sure without a mugshot, but the kid is probably successful and attractive.


That, or really likes rice and beans. I'll bet I win this guessing contest.
 
2013-03-16 01:09:38 AM

lmb: He just liked doin' hood rat things.



rap this thread up
 
2013-03-16 01:13:39 AM

Vector R: http://www.wtae.com/news/local/allegheny/14-year-old-driver-crashes-J e ep-on-Parkway-East/-/10927008/16084446/-/576io2/-/index.html

Maybe he wanted to go farther than he felt like walking!


The mother of that snowflake has huge brass balls blaming the victim.
 
2013-03-16 01:15:31 AM

bmihura: Mark Ratner: Can't be sure without a mugshot, but the kid is probably successful and attractive.

That, or really likes rice and beans. I'll bet I win this guessing contest.


Hey!, I like rice and beans and I'm neither. :-(
 
2013-03-16 01:16:15 AM
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Them boys are growin' up
 
2013-03-16 01:19:41 AM
Kid's been playing just a little too much Need For Speed.

/too be fair, not bad driving for a 12 yo
//seen some adults that drive much worse
 
2013-03-16 01:20:54 AM

Gaylord Fister: Anyone wanna take a guess at the punk's ethnicty? Huh? Anyone?


Well, from my experience...
Black people are incapable of driving above 20 mph, white people couldn't find a brake pedal with a GPS, and Asians are incapable of turning the turn signal off.
This guy is obviously white.
 
2013-03-16 01:23:19 AM

Mark Ratner: bmihura: Mark Ratner: Can't be sure without a mugshot, but the kid is probably successful and attractive.

That, or really likes rice and beans. I'll bet I win this guessing contest.

Hey!, I like rice and beans and I'm neither. :-(


Ha! Good point you. I am also neither but,,,

I also like rice and beans, and am successful and attractive, although some might debate the "attractive" adjective in my case :)
 
2013-03-16 01:27:27 AM
Approves...
www.wpbf.com
 
2013-03-16 01:31:58 AM

KrispyKritter: Them boys are growin' up


Like spider monkeys hopped up on Mountain Dew.
 
2013-03-16 01:35:13 AM
If only we didn't have cops, we wouldn't have problems like this.
 
2013-03-16 01:38:01 AM

Begoggle: If only we didn't have cops, we wouldn't have problems like this.


You could say the same thing about kids. Or cars. Or laws. Or words.
 
2013-03-16 02:01:59 AM
Smokin wit cigawettes...

\obscure?
 
2013-03-16 02:02:15 AM
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You know how I know that the guy who coded the mobile version of your site sucks at his job?
 
2013-03-16 05:53:36 AM

mikaloyd: The mother of that snowflake has huge brass balls blaming the victim.


Well if Americans weren't so obsessed with the damn things, there wouldn't be as many of them sitting around where kids could grab them.
The owner left it out where anyone could have used it, therefore she should be held responsible for her actions too.
A piece of high powered military style equipment like that is just too dangerous for a careless person to own.

/...Oh, wait, we're talking about cars.
/aaand the Mother also blamed the cops, for chasing her son, who was joyriding, in a stolen car.
 
2013-03-16 06:18:38 AM

way south: mikaloyd: The mother of that snowflake has huge brass balls blaming the victim.

Well if Americans weren't so obsessed with the damn things, there wouldn't be as many of them sitting around where kids could grab them.
The owner left it out where anyone could have used it, therefore she should be held responsible for her actions too.
A piece of high powered military style equipment like that is just too dangerous for a careless person to own.

/...Oh, wait, we're talking about cars.
/aaand the Mother also blamed the cops, for chasing her son, who was joyriding, in a stolen car.


Apparently, because the primary use of cars is to transport people and things and not throw bullets your argument is invalid.  For some reason.
 
2013-03-16 06:21:07 AM
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2013-03-16 06:39:26 AM

lewismarktwo: way south: mikaloyd: The mother of that snowflake has huge brass balls blaming the victim.

Well if Americans weren't so obsessed with the damn things, there wouldn't be as many of them sitting around where kids could grab them.
The owner left it out where anyone could have used it, therefore she should be held responsible for her actions too.
A piece of high powered military style equipment like that is just too dangerous for a careless person to own.

/...Oh, wait, we're talking about cars.
/aaand the Mother also blamed the cops, for chasing her son, who was joyriding, in a stolen car.

Apparently, because the primary use of cars is to transport people and things and not throw bullets your argument is invalid.  For some reason.



Because cars don't throw bullets, you believe careless behavior with a dangerous piece of equipment is excused.
Do you also excuse the mothers casting of blame on everyone except herself for raising an opportunistic little criminal?
 
2013-03-16 07:00:48 AM
He dun R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
 
2013-03-16 07:15:50 AM

way south: lewismarktwo:

Apparently, because the primary use of cars is to transport people and things and not throw bullets your argument is invalid.  For some reason.


Because cars don't throw bullets, you believe careless behavior with a dangerous piece of equipment is excused.
Do you also excuse the mothers casting of blame on everyone except herself for raising an opportunistic little criminal?


Yes, you read good.
 
2013-03-16 07:27:13 AM

A_Listless_Wanderer: Gaylord Fister: Anyone wanna take a guess at the punk's ethnicty? Huh? Anyone?

Well, from my experience...
Black people are incapable of driving above 20 mph, white people couldn't find a brake pedal with a GPS, and Asians are incapable of turning the turn signal off.
This guy is obviously white.


I lived down that way and I will agree that the kid is most likely white, but not for the same reasons.  Every story I have ever read of a kid doing this in SC has been white every time.  It may be profiling, but I may be right.
 
2013-03-16 07:40:58 AM
I'm not going to get racial either, but I'm guessing he is a chiglet?
 
2013-03-16 08:10:19 AM

lmb: He just liked doin' hood rat things.


*nods sagely
 
2013-03-16 09:44:10 AM
Did he have hot coffee?
 
2013-03-16 12:09:24 PM

lewismarktwo: way south: mikaloyd: The mother of that snowflake has huge brass balls blaming the victim.

Well if Americans weren't so obsessed with the damn things, there wouldn't be as many of them sitting around where kids could grab them.
The owner left it out where anyone could have used it, therefore she should be held responsible for her actions too.
A piece of high powered military style equipment like that is just too dangerous for a careless person to own.

/...Oh, wait, we're talking about cars.
/aaand the Mother also blamed the cops, for chasing her son, who was joyriding, in a stolen car.

Apparently, because the primary use of cars is to transport people and things and not throw bullets your argument is invalid.  For some reason.


Does that mean that the car-gun comparisons are off the table?  Good.  No more having to hear about how we license cars and that that somehow justifies licensing guns.
 
2013-03-16 07:40:41 PM

lewismarktwo: way south: mikaloyd: The mother of that snowflake has huge brass balls blaming the victim.

Well if Americans weren't so obsessed with the damn things, there wouldn't be as many of them sitting around where kids could grab them.
The owner left it out where anyone could have used it, therefore she should be held responsible for her actions too.
A piece of high powered military style equipment like that is just too dangerous for a careless person to own.

/...Oh, wait, we're talking about cars.
/aaand the Mother also blamed the cops, for chasing her son, who was joyriding, in a stolen car.

Apparently, because the primary use of cars is to transport people and things and not throw bullets your argument is invalid.  For some reason.


Er, I thought it didn't matter what the PRIMARY purpose was, only what the object was used for that counts. "Oh, don't worry, your son WAS killed by an inattentive driver, but since the primary purpose of a car isn't to kill your son, you shouldn't be upset about it."
 
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