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2013-03-15 11:52:49 PM
5 votes:
He is stable but a Lil Weezy
2013-03-15 11:48:45 PM
4 votes:
But usually face tattoos indicate excellent decision-making skills....
2013-03-16 12:21:43 AM
3 votes:
i47.photobucket.com
2013-03-16 01:27:56 AM
2 votes:
Said to be inconsolable are members of the rap community such as Big Daddy biatchslappa, MC Dookiebutt, Chia Mane, Eddie "Dope Nutz" Washington, Taintdroppa', Swaggasaurus, Keiana "Dem Nipplez" Marie, The Deacon of Wang, Chavo the Smoked-Out Rican, YOLO Ohno, Cletus Bumblefaxx, Shoryukendriana, EmGeraldo Flores, Nyteshiatter, and Drake.
2013-03-16 01:07:33 AM
2 votes:

soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.


If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?
2013-03-16 12:00:42 AM
2 votes:
gossipextra.com

www.refdag.nl

www.bangtidymusic.co.uk

2.bp.blogspot.com

cdn.wwtdd.com
2013-03-17 10:32:05 PM
1 votes:
Q: What is Lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

A: Little Seizure's.
2013-03-16 10:56:15 AM
1 votes:
It's omarion okay?
ecl
2013-03-16 10:46:59 AM
1 votes:
I heard Lil Wayne beefed in the shower at the hospital and whilst heeling it down the drain, fell and smacked his head and peed and he drank his pee and it tasted like cinnamon.  The point is,  why is Obama trying to kill Lil Wayne?
2013-03-16 09:04:42 AM
1 votes:

FriarReb98: But here's the difference: While they may have had some of those lyrics back in the day, they were a helluva lot more clever about making them so people not in the know didn't know what they meant. They'd find a clever way to talk about sex drugs & musical lifestyle instead of just out and out saying it in the most vulgar way possible.

I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' 'tween my legs 'll make a dead man come,
Oooh daddy-baby, won't you shave 'em dry, oooh!
Won't you grind me baby, grind me till I cry.
Say I farked all night and all the night before, baby,
And I feel just like I want to fark some more,
Ooh, babe, goddamn daddy, grind me honey, shave 'em dry,
And when you hear me yowl baby, want you to shave 'em dry.
I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
And daddy you can have 'em any time you want and you can make 'em come.
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry,
And I can give you some baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I will turn back my mattress and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy till the bells do ring,
Ooh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry.,
Oh pray God daddy, shave 'em baby, won't you try?
Now farkin's one thing that'll take me to Hell,
I'll be farkin' in the studio just to fark that to leather,
Oooh, daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fark you baby, honey I would make you cry.
Now your nuts hangs down like a damn bell-clapper,
And your stick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddamn asshole's open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like the people,
Oooh baby, won't you shave 'em dry. ...
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And the pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason this whore got like, I am,
Great God I got fat from farkin',
Whee ... tell 'em about me! fark it!
My back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass,
And my farkin's made for workin' men, two dollars round to fit my ass,
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry.



Makes you wanna grab glass of finest wine and reminisce the good times, doesn't it
2013-03-16 08:04:35 AM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: this clip sums up Lil Wayne (and the current state of rap/hip-hop) pretty well.


"Even as you read this, white people are telling other white people about the golden age of hip-hop"
2013-03-16 01:47:10 AM
1 votes:

soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?


You forgot Young MC.

"Your best friend Larry has a brother Harry, in five days from now, he's gonna marry."
2013-03-16 01:39:59 AM
1 votes:

Owangotang: Said to be inconsolable are members of the rap community such as Big Daddy biatchslappa, MC Dookiebutt, Chia Mane, Eddie "Dope Nutz" Washington, Taintdroppa', Swaggasaurus, Keiana "Dem Nipplez" Marie, The Deacon of Wang, Chavo the Smoked-Out Rican, YOLO Ohno, Cletus Bumblefaxx, Shoryukendriana, EmGeraldo Flores, Nyteshiatter, and Drake.


I really did enjoy Nyteshiatter's latest album darkbowl.
2013-03-16 01:15:04 AM
1 votes:
"Negroglyphics?"

Okay, that's pretty goddamned funny.
2013-03-16 12:30:15 AM
1 votes:
Lil Weezy got Seizey
2013-03-16 12:00:01 AM
1 votes:
Dear Doctors,

There is nothing wrong with him, the music is SUPPOSED to sound like that, morans!

Sincerely,
Devolving_Spud
2013-03-15 11:49:54 PM
1 votes:
And nothing of value was lost.
2013-03-15 09:31:24 PM
1 votes:
That is HOTY worthy
 
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