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2013-03-16 08:04:35 AM
3 votes:

Snapper Carr: this clip sums up Lil Wayne (and the current state of rap/hip-hop) pretty well.


"Even as you read this, white people are telling other white people about the golden age of hip-hop"
2013-03-16 12:21:43 AM
3 votes:
i47.photobucket.com
2013-03-16 12:02:42 AM
3 votes:
Nothing of value will be lost if he dies.
2013-03-15 11:49:54 PM
3 votes:
And nothing of value was lost.
2013-03-16 12:03:28 AM
2 votes:
Does this mean no more awful music?

/probably not
2013-03-16 12:00:42 AM
2 votes:
gossipextra.com

www.refdag.nl

www.bangtidymusic.co.uk

2.bp.blogspot.com

cdn.wwtdd.com
2013-03-16 09:04:42 AM
1 votes:

FriarReb98: But here's the difference: While they may have had some of those lyrics back in the day, they were a helluva lot more clever about making them so people not in the know didn't know what they meant. They'd find a clever way to talk about sex drugs & musical lifestyle instead of just out and out saying it in the most vulgar way possible.

I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' 'tween my legs 'll make a dead man come,
Oooh daddy-baby, won't you shave 'em dry, oooh!
Won't you grind me baby, grind me till I cry.
Say I farked all night and all the night before, baby,
And I feel just like I want to fark some more,
Ooh, babe, goddamn daddy, grind me honey, shave 'em dry,
And when you hear me yowl baby, want you to shave 'em dry.
I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
And daddy you can have 'em any time you want and you can make 'em come.
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry,
And I can give you some baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I will turn back my mattress and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy till the bells do ring,
Ooh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry.,
Oh pray God daddy, shave 'em baby, won't you try?
Now farkin's one thing that'll take me to Hell,
I'll be farkin' in the studio just to fark that to leather,
Oooh, daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fark you baby, honey I would make you cry.
Now your nuts hangs down like a damn bell-clapper,
And your stick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddamn asshole's open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like the people,
Oooh baby, won't you shave 'em dry. ...
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And the pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason this whore got like, I am,
Great God I got fat from farkin',
Whee ... tell 'em about me! fark it!
My back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass,
And my farkin's made for workin' men, two dollars round to fit my ass,
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry.



Makes you wanna grab glass of finest wine and reminisce the good times, doesn't it
2013-03-16 09:02:08 AM
1 votes:

B.L.Z. Bub: "Seizurrps"? Is that like a combination of "Seizure" and "Oops" -- as in, "Oops, he's actually fine"? Is that the joke?


Not sure if trolling, but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

"Sizzurp" is a concoction made from codeine syrup, Sprite, nugget ice, and a Jolly Rancher or a little grape jelly mixed in.

It's popular with the hip hop crowd, and is referenced in many lyrics.
2013-03-16 01:59:19 AM
1 votes:

soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?


TI organized and put out a wonderful tribute song-collaboration to Michael Jackson in, like, 48 hours.  He can't speak worth a damn in interviews, but neither can Beyonce ... and Beyonce is treated like a friggin' goddess.  I guess the trick is to try to appeal to whites while being as ambiguously brown as possible?

And he married Tiny.

I think Lil Wayne's lyrics are a waste (he comes up with legitimately clever word play, but it's not in the service of anything higher, just sex and drugs and rock and roll pop-hop) but assuming that the lyrics of today are any different from the lyrics of yesteryear just means one hasn't listened to the raunch of yesteryear, only the Pat Boone versions. You know?
2013-03-16 01:07:33 AM
1 votes:

soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.


If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?
2013-03-16 12:56:14 AM
1 votes:
Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.
2013-03-16 12:54:07 AM
1 votes:
He's 30 f*cking years old and calls himself Lil Wayne?  Does he carry around a giant lollipop and a blankie too?
2013-03-16 12:52:40 AM
1 votes:

99sportster: And nothing of value was lost.


Well, we could have had the opportunity to laugh at someone OD'ing on cough syrup, but unfortunately, it seems like he pulled through.
2013-03-16 12:48:08 AM
1 votes:

99sportster: And nothing of value was lost.


My sentiments exactly.
2013-03-16 12:39:09 AM
1 votes:

kxs401: But usually face tattoos indicate excellent decision-making skills....



www.karencivil.com
Sup.
2013-03-16 12:25:53 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Cocaine misuse doubles both the risks of hemorrhagic and ischemic strokes.


Came here to say basically the same thing. The guy was probably high as f*ck on cocaine and had a stroke. Same thing happened to Steven Adler (GnR drummer) and now the guy can't talk without sounding like Jerry from Facts of Life. And yet, Charlie Sheen just keeps on winning...must be the tiger blood.
2013-03-16 12:11:12 AM
1 votes:
2013-03-15 11:57:04 PM
1 votes:
And people care about this...?
2013-03-15 11:52:49 PM
1 votes:
He is stable but a Lil Weezy
2013-03-15 09:31:24 PM
1 votes:
That is HOTY worthy
 
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