Snapper Carr: this clip sums up Lil Wayne (and the current state of rap/hip-hop) pretty well.
FriarReb98: But here's the difference: While they may have had some of those lyrics back in the day, they were a helluva lot more clever about making them so people not in the know didn't know what they meant. They'd find a clever way to talk about sex drugs & musical lifestyle instead of just out and out saying it in the most vulgar way possible.I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,I got somethin' 'tween my legs 'll make a dead man come,Oooh daddy-baby, won't you shave 'em dry, oooh!Won't you grind me baby, grind me till I cry.Say I farked all night and all the night before, baby,And I feel just like I want to fark some more,Ooh, babe, goddamn daddy, grind me honey, shave 'em dry,And when you hear me yowl baby, want you to shave 'em dry.I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,And daddy you can have 'em any time you want and you can make 'em come.Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry,And I can give you some baby, swear it'll make you cry.I will turn back my mattress and let you oil my springs,I want you to grind me daddy till the bells do ring,Ooh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry.,Oh pray God daddy, shave 'em baby, won't you try?Now farkin's one thing that'll take me to Hell,I'll be farkin' in the studio just to fark that to leather,Oooh, daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,I would fark you baby, honey I would make you cry.Now your nuts hangs down like a damn bell-clapper,And your stick stands up like a steeple,Your goddamn asshole's open like a church door,And the crabs walks in like the people,Oooh baby, won't you shave 'em dry. ...A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,And the pig gets fat from suckin',Reason this whore got like, I am,Great God I got fat from farkin',Whee ... tell 'em about me! fark it!My back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass,And my farkin's made for workin' men, two dollars round to fit my ass,Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry.
B.L.Z. Bub: "Seizurrps"? Is that like a combination of "Seizure" and "Oops" -- as in, "Oops, he's actually fine"? Is that the joke?
soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in. We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?Pretty much..."Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?
soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in. We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.
99sportster: And nothing of value was lost.
kxs401: But usually face tattoos indicate excellent decision-making skills....
fusillade762: Cocaine misuse doubles both the risks of hemorrhagic and ischemic strokes.
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