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2013-03-16 02:06:17 AM
Is this another of those thing crises that is celebrity code for "had a gallon of semen pumped from their stomach"? Sad, coming so soon after it happened to Barbara Walters.
 
2013-03-16 02:09:26 AM

Mark Ratner: soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?

You forgot Young MC.

"Your best friend Larry has a brother Harry, in five days from now, he's gonna marry."


Yeah, those lyrics won't change your life LOL but they weren't meant to.

Young MC wasn't scary Black Nationalist like Public Enemy or Paris, wasn't scary Gangster like NWA or Ice T, wasn't scary psychotic like Geto Boys, wasn't scary sexual predator like 2 Live Crew, and wasn't involved in twelve million neighborhood beefs like all the New York rappers with one another.

He didn't cuss.  He put out lyrics you could repeat in front of your grandmother.  You could dance to it.  The point was to 'Bust A Move'.  Was he a studio- (what's the pop friendly equivalent of a studio gangster? what is someone called who pretends to be is marketed as appears bland and easy listening, but really isn't)?
 
2013-03-16 02:18:19 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mark Ratner: soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?

You forgot Young MC.

"Your best friend Larry has a brother Harry, in five days from now, he's gonna marry."

Yeah, those lyrics won't change your life LOL but they weren't meant to.

Young MC wasn't scary Black Nationalist like Public Enemy or Paris, wasn't scary Gangster like NWA or Ice T, wasn't scary psychotic like Geto Boys, wasn't scary sexual predator like 2 Live Crew, and wasn't involved in twelve million neighborhood beefs like all the New York rappers with one another.

He didn't cuss.  He put out lyrics you could repeat in front of your grandmother.  You could dance to it.  The point was to 'Bust A Move'.  Was he a studio- (what's the pop friendly equivalent of a studio gangster? what is someone called who pretends to be is marketed as appears bland and easy listening, but really isn't)?


Umm, but we still like that song don't we?

/not sure if you want to bust a move with me, or pop a cap in my ass
 
2013-03-16 02:21:08 AM
"Seizurrps"? Is that like a combination of "Seizure" and "Oops" -- as in, "Oops, he's actually fine"? Is that the joke?
 
2013-03-16 02:33:19 AM
Should be "amusing" tag.  I hope it never reproduced.
 
2013-03-16 02:37:30 AM
Apologies for the intensity of the second set of lyrics... Even with Fark's filter, it's nasty shiat.
 
2013-03-16 02:41:38 AM
And PS - I do believe the lyrics screwed up, and the line in "The Message" should be "Broke my sacroiliac", but whoever wrote them out misheard or misunderstood. I just copy-pasted, and it's pretty clear that "sacrophiliac" is wrong.
 
2013-03-16 03:37:46 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Mark Ratner: soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?

You forgot Young MC.

"Your best friend Larry has a brother Harry, in five days from now, he's gonna marry."

Yeah, those lyrics won't change your life LOL but they weren't meant to.

Young MC wasn't scary Black Nationalist like Public Enemy or Paris, wasn't scary Gangster like NWA or Ice T, wasn't scary psychotic like Geto Boys, wasn't scary sexual predator like 2 Live Crew, and wasn't involved in twelve million neighborhood beefs like all the New York rappers with one another.

He didn't cuss.  He put out lyrics you could repeat in front of your grandmother.  You could dance to it.  The point was to 'Bust A Move'.  Was he a studio- (what's the pop friendly equivalent of a studio gangster? what is someone called who pretends to be is marketed as appears bland and easy listening, but really isn't)?


The only two good posts in this thread.
 
2013-03-16 04:36:03 AM
In other news, actually talented performers like Trent Reznor, doing just fine.
 
2013-03-16 06:12:54 AM

Owangotang: Said to be inconsolable are members of the rap community such as Big Daddy biatchslappa, MC Dookiebutt, Chia Mane, Eddie "Dope Nutz" Washington, Taintdroppa', Swaggasaurus, Keiana "Dem Nipplez" Marie, The Deacon of Wang, Chavo the Smoked-Out Rican, YOLO Ohno, Cletus Bumblefaxx, Shoryukendriana, EmGeraldo Flores, Nyteshiatter, and Drake.


Lot of good ones there, but was particularly fond of YOLO Ohno.
 
2013-03-16 06:19:44 AM

Hector Remarkable: First DJ Screw, then Big Moe, then Pimp C, now L'il Wayne - this Sizzurp epidemic is destroying our country's best and brightest minds.


Could you please not compare the first 3 with Lil farkin Wayne, he's not even from Texas.
 
2013-03-16 06:39:17 AM

Walt_Jizzney: [www.theunticket.com image 326x343]

/Oblig


i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-16 08:04:35 AM

Snapper Carr: this clip sums up Lil Wayne (and the current state of rap/hip-hop) pretty well.


"Even as you read this, white people are telling other white people about the golden age of hip-hop"
 
2013-03-16 08:35:06 AM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?

TI organized and put out a wonderful tribute song-collaboration to Michael Jackson in, like, 48 hours.  He can't speak worth a damn in interviews, but neither can Beyonce ... and Beyonce is treated like a friggin' goddess.  I guess the trick is to try to appeal to whites while being as ambiguously brown as possible?

And he married Tiny.

I think Lil Wayne's lyrics are a waste (he comes up with legitimately clever word play, but it's not in the service of anything higher, just sex and drugs and rock and roll pop-hop) but assuming that the lyrics of today are any different from the lyrics of yesteryear just means one hasn't listened to the raunch of yesteryear, only the Pat Boone versions. You know?


But here's the difference: While they may have had some of those lyrics back in the day, they were a helluva lot more clever about making them so people not in the know didn't know what they meant.  They'd find a clever way to talk about sex drugs & musical lifestyle instead of just out and out saying it in the most vulgar way possible.

\and for the record, that list of old school artists needs more Motown & blues - Muddy, BB, Marvin & Stevie can't be missed on that list
\\hell, even MJ belongs on that list, despite turning himself white
 
2013-03-16 09:00:13 AM

Mark Ratner: fusillade762: Cocaine misuse doubles both the risks of hemorrhagic and ischemic strokes.

Came here to say basically the same thing. The guy was probably high as f*ck on cocaine and had a stroke. Same thing happened to Steven Adler (GnR drummer) and now the guy can't talk without sounding like Jerry from Facts of Life. And yet, Charlie Sheen just keeps on winning...must be the tiger blood.


neither of you get the headline huh?
 
2013-03-16 09:02:08 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: "Seizurrps"? Is that like a combination of "Seizure" and "Oops" -- as in, "Oops, he's actually fine"? Is that the joke?


Not sure if trolling, but i'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

"Sizzurp" is a concoction made from codeine syrup, Sprite, nugget ice, and a Jolly Rancher or a little grape jelly mixed in.

It's popular with the hip hop crowd, and is referenced in many lyrics.
 
2013-03-16 09:04:42 AM

FriarReb98: But here's the difference: While they may have had some of those lyrics back in the day, they were a helluva lot more clever about making them so people not in the know didn't know what they meant. They'd find a clever way to talk about sex drugs & musical lifestyle instead of just out and out saying it in the most vulgar way possible.

I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' 'tween my legs 'll make a dead man come,
Oooh daddy-baby, won't you shave 'em dry, oooh!
Won't you grind me baby, grind me till I cry.
Say I farked all night and all the night before, baby,
And I feel just like I want to fark some more,
Ooh, babe, goddamn daddy, grind me honey, shave 'em dry,
And when you hear me yowl baby, want you to shave 'em dry.
I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
And daddy you can have 'em any time you want and you can make 'em come.
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry,
And I can give you some baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I will turn back my mattress and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy till the bells do ring,
Ooh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry.,
Oh pray God daddy, shave 'em baby, won't you try?
Now farkin's one thing that'll take me to Hell,
I'll be farkin' in the studio just to fark that to leather,
Oooh, daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fark you baby, honey I would make you cry.
Now your nuts hangs down like a damn bell-clapper,
And your stick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddamn asshole's open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like the people,
Oooh baby, won't you shave 'em dry. ...
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And the pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason this whore got like, I am,
Great God I got fat from farkin',
Whee ... tell 'em about me! fark it!
My back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass,
And my farkin's made for workin' men, two dollars round to fit my ass,
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry.



Makes you wanna grab glass of finest wine and reminisce the good times, doesn't it
 
2013-03-16 09:33:34 AM

The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?


Winning post here
 
2013-03-16 09:43:21 AM

99sportster: And nothing of value was lost.


This.
 
2013-03-16 10:15:17 AM

Bslim: 99sportster: And nothing of value was lost.

This.


Concur.
 
ecl
2013-03-16 10:46:59 AM
I heard Lil Wayne beefed in the shower at the hospital and whilst heeling it down the drain, fell and smacked his head and peed and he drank his pee and it tasted like cinnamon.  The point is,  why is Obama trying to kill Lil Wayne?
 
2013-03-16 10:56:15 AM
It's omarion okay?
 
ecl
2013-03-16 10:57:07 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-16 12:28:18 PM

TheJoe03: Hector Remarkable: First DJ Screw, then Big Moe, then Pimp C, now L'il Wayne - this Sizzurp epidemic is destroying our country's best and brightest minds.

Could you please not compare the first 3 with Lil farkin Wayne, he's not even from Texas.


How delicate the sensibilities of the rap world are.
If you need to pop a cap in my azz now, I understand.
 
2013-03-16 01:10:14 PM
THAT is a headline.

+1!
 
2013-03-16 02:21:35 PM
Let's play "Guess The Toxicology Report!"

Long-term abuse of MDMA and purple drank. Maybe cocaine.
 
2013-03-16 05:14:24 PM

PiffMan420: Let's play "Guess The Toxicology Report!"

Long-term abuse of MDMA and purple drank. Maybe cocaine.


and sperm.
 
2013-03-16 07:11:29 PM

LewDux: FriarReb98: But here's the difference: While they may have had some of those lyrics back in the day, they were a helluva lot more clever about making them so people not in the know didn't know what they meant. They'd find a clever way to talk about sex drugs & musical lifestyle instead of just out and out saying it in the most vulgar way possible.

I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
I got somethin' 'tween my legs 'll make a dead man come,
Oooh daddy-baby, won't you shave 'em dry, oooh!
Won't you grind me baby, grind me till I cry.
Say I farked all night and all the night before, baby,
And I feel just like I want to fark some more,
Ooh, babe, goddamn daddy, grind me honey, shave 'em dry,
And when you hear me yowl baby, want you to shave 'em dry.
I got nipples on my titties big as the end of my thumb,
And daddy you can have 'em any time you want and you can make 'em come.
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry,
And I can give you some baby, swear it'll make you cry.
I will turn back my mattress and let you oil my springs,
I want you to grind me daddy till the bells do ring,
Ooh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry.,
Oh pray God daddy, shave 'em baby, won't you try?
Now farkin's one thing that'll take me to Hell,
I'll be farkin' in the studio just to fark that to leather,
Oooh, daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
I would fark you baby, honey I would make you cry.
Now your nuts hangs down like a damn bell-clapper,
And your stick stands up like a steeple,
Your goddamn asshole's open like a church door,
And the crabs walks in like the people,
Oooh baby, won't you shave 'em dry. ...
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
And the pig gets fat from suckin',
Reason this whore got like, I am,
Great God I got fat from farkin',
Whee ... tell 'em about me! fark it!
My back is made of whalebone and my cock is made of brass,
And my farkin's made for workin' men, two dollars round to fit my ass,
Oooh daddy, shave 'em dry.


Makes you wanna grab glass of finest wine and reminisce the good ...



Make's Trina's 'I Got A Problem' seem downright chaste.  But that's exactly what I'm talking about.  That old school juking and jiving from the men (and especially the women!) was just raunchy, raunchy, raunchy -- when folks weren't bragging about whatever.  Same shiat, different era.  S'all good.
 
2013-03-16 07:15:48 PM

tom baker's scarf: PiffMan420: Let's play "Guess The Toxicology Report!"

Long-term abuse of MDMA and purple drank. Maybe cocaine.

and sperm.


Win.
 
2013-03-16 09:07:40 PM

Hector Remarkable: How delicate the sensibilities of the rap world are.
If you need to pop a cap in my azz now, I understand.


Not a violent guy, I just think Lil Wayne shouldn't be compared to the pioneers of Houston/Texas rap music.

/at least the dudes from the Geto Boys are still alive
 
2013-03-16 09:30:44 PM

TheJoe03: Hector Remarkable: How delicate the sensibilities of the rap world are.
If you need to pop a cap in my azz now, I understand.

Not a violent guy, I just think Lil Wayne shouldn't be compared to the pioneers of Houston/Texas rap music.

/at least the dudes from the Geto Boys are still alive


Point taken.
Didn't really want to get capped anyway.
 
2013-03-16 10:43:02 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: THAT is a headline.

+1!


Thank You :)
 
2013-03-16 11:54:33 PM

TheJoe03: Hector Remarkable: How delicate the sensibilities of the rap world are.
If you need to pop a cap in my azz now, I understand.

Not a violent guy, I just think Lil Wayne shouldn't be compared to the pioneers of Houston/Texas rap music.

/at least the dudes from the Geto Boys are still alive


even the midget?
 
2013-03-17 10:32:05 PM
Q: What is Lil Wayne's favorite pizza?

A: Little Seizure's.
 
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