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2013-03-15 09:31:24 PM
That is HOTY worthy
 
2013-03-15 11:48:45 PM
But usually face tattoos indicate excellent decision-making skills....
 
2013-03-15 11:49:54 PM
And nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-03-15 11:50:56 PM
So why the sad tag now?
 
2013-03-15 11:52:45 PM
and I thought he was a pillar of health
 
2013-03-15 11:52:49 PM
He is stable but a Lil Weezy
 
2013-03-15 11:54:24 PM
A medically induced coma? OKAY!
 
2013-03-15 11:55:13 PM
Does Chris Bosh have an alibi?
 
2013-03-15 11:57:04 PM
And people care about this...?
 
2013-03-16 12:00:01 AM
Dear Doctors,

There is nothing wrong with him, the music is SUPPOSED to sound like that, morans!

Sincerely,
Devolving_Spud
 
2013-03-16 12:00:42 AM
gossipextra.com

www.refdag.nl

www.bangtidymusic.co.uk

2.bp.blogspot.com

cdn.wwtdd.com
 
2013-03-16 12:02:42 AM
Nothing of value will be lost if he dies.
 
2013-03-16 12:03:28 AM
Does this mean no more awful music?

/probably not
 
2013-03-16 12:03:44 AM
Headline gold
 
2013-03-16 12:04:37 AM
Looks like TMZ is

www.southerner.net
 
2013-03-16 12:07:46 AM
First DJ Screw, then Big Moe, then Pimp C, now L'il Wayne - this Sizzurp epidemic is destroying our country's best and brightest minds.
 
2013-03-16 12:11:12 AM
 
2013-03-16 12:11:14 AM
helluva headline, subs
 
2013-03-16 12:21:43 AM
i47.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-16 12:25:51 AM

Hector Remarkable: First DJ Screw, then Big Moe, then Pimp C, now L'il Wayne - this Sizzurp epidemic is destroying our country's best and brightest minds.


Don't forget JaWalrus
 
2013-03-16 12:25:53 AM

fusillade762: Cocaine misuse doubles both the risks of hemorrhagic and ischemic strokes.


Came here to say basically the same thing. The guy was probably high as f*ck on cocaine and had a stroke. Same thing happened to Steven Adler (GnR drummer) and now the guy can't talk without sounding like Jerry from Facts of Life. And yet, Charlie Sheen just keeps on winning...must be the tiger blood.
 
2013-03-16 12:26:21 AM
Lovely headline, Subby.

/ WTF is a Lil Wayne ?

// Has he ever wanted to choke a b*tch ?
 
2013-03-16 12:29:42 AM
I'm sorry, but you're a special kind of pathetic when you die from drinking large quantities of cough medicine mixed with soda pop and Jolly Ranchers. I mean, this falls below canned air huffers, toad lickers, and glue-sniffers.
 
2013-03-16 12:30:15 AM
Lil Weezy got Seizey
 
2013-03-16 12:38:28 AM
Lil Wayne gots ill brain
 
2013-03-16 12:39:09 AM

kxs401: But usually face tattoos indicate excellent decision-making skills....



www.karencivil.com
Sup.
 
2013-03-16 12:44:27 AM

contrapunctus: kxs401: But usually face tattoos indicate excellent decision-making skills....


[www.karencivil.com image 427x343]
Sup.


An ice cream cone with lightning bolts coming out of it?

That. Is. AWESOME
 
2013-03-16 12:47:41 AM

gilgigamesh: contrapunctus: kxs401: But usually face tattoos indicate excellent decision-making skills....


[www.karencivil.com image 427x343]
Sup.

An ice cream cone with lightning bolts coming out of it?

That. Is. AWESOME


Look closely.

The cone says "Brrr".
 
2013-03-16 12:48:08 AM

99sportster: And nothing of value was lost.


My sentiments exactly.
 
2013-03-16 12:52:40 AM

99sportster: And nothing of value was lost.


Well, we could have had the opportunity to laugh at someone OD'ing on cough syrup, but unfortunately, it seems like he pulled through.
 
2013-03-16 12:54:07 AM
He's 30 f*cking years old and calls himself Lil Wayne?  Does he carry around a giant lollipop and a blankie too?
 
2013-03-16 12:56:14 AM
Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.
 
2013-03-16 12:59:57 AM

andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.


I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.
 
2013-03-16 01:03:26 AM
this clip sums up Lil Wayne (and the current state of rap/hip-hop) pretty well.
 
2013-03-16 01:04:19 AM
Pray for Omarion.
 
2013-03-16 01:04:57 AM
So lonely when the drugs are gone. He felt like dying. He felt like dying.
 
2013-03-16 01:07:33 AM

soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.


If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?
 
2013-03-16 01:14:05 AM

The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?


Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."
 
2013-03-16 01:15:04 AM
"Negroglyphics?"

Okay, that's pretty goddamned funny.
 
2013-03-16 01:18:40 AM

ZeroCorpse: I'm sorry, but you're a special kind of pathetic when you die from drinking large quantities of cough medicine mixed with soda pop and Jolly Ranchers. I mean, this falls below canned air huffers, toad lickers, and glue-sniffers.


Lil Wayne was sexually abused as a minor.  Allegedly.  Which is why the 'strange' relationship with Birdman.
 
2013-03-16 01:21:50 AM

soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.


I didn't know Lil Wayne is Catholic.  Do Protestants also have Last Rites performed?
 
2013-03-16 01:25:31 AM

carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."


How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?
 
2013-03-16 01:27:56 AM
Said to be inconsolable are members of the rap community such as Big Daddy biatchslappa, MC Dookiebutt, Chia Mane, Eddie "Dope Nutz" Washington, Taintdroppa', Swaggasaurus, Keiana "Dem Nipplez" Marie, The Deacon of Wang, Chavo the Smoked-Out Rican, YOLO Ohno, Cletus Bumblefaxx, Shoryukendriana, EmGeraldo Flores, Nyteshiatter, and Drake.
 
2013-03-16 01:39:59 AM

Owangotang: Said to be inconsolable are members of the rap community such as Big Daddy biatchslappa, MC Dookiebutt, Chia Mane, Eddie "Dope Nutz" Washington, Taintdroppa', Swaggasaurus, Keiana "Dem Nipplez" Marie, The Deacon of Wang, Chavo the Smoked-Out Rican, YOLO Ohno, Cletus Bumblefaxx, Shoryukendriana, EmGeraldo Flores, Nyteshiatter, and Drake.


I really did enjoy Nyteshiatter's latest album darkbowl.
 
2013-03-16 01:40:19 AM
He do the Harlem shake.....
 
2013-03-16 01:43:02 AM

baorao: He is stable but a Lil Weezy


...and a Lil Siezey.
 
2013-03-16 01:43:08 AM

soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.


Because the most trustworthy news sources are rappers.  TMZ  is shiat, don't get me wrong, but I'll take their word over DJ Baghdad Bob.  Didn't Chavez tweet he was fine right before cancer was cured of him?
 
2013-03-16 01:47:10 AM

soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?


You forgot Young MC.

"Your best friend Larry has a brother Harry, in five days from now, he's gonna marry."
 
2013-03-16 01:57:27 AM
www.theunticket.com

/Oblig
 
2013-03-16 01:59:19 AM

soupbone: carnifex2005: The Billdozer: soupbone: andychrist420: Seems like he's back in the ICU, and his moms is flying in.  We may still get a chance to laugh at the dumbass.

I don't think you'll get your laughs. TMZ originally reported that he had been given his last rites, and have now deleted parts of the story. Then a whole bunch of tweets from idiots like T.I. that aren't written in English seem to suggest he's fine.

If they aren't in English, what are they in? Negroglyphics?

Pretty much...

"Just holla'd @my Lil bruh Tunechi..& he skraight! TMZ some f*ck-n*ggaz for reporting that hoe-ass-sh*it!!! That man daughter is like mines."

How did we go from truly inspiring old school black artists like Louis Armstrong, John Coltrane, and even a few newer guys like Wynton Marsalis to idiots like T.I. and Lil Wayne? Who actually buys the crap they shiat out?


TI organized and put out a wonderful tribute song-collaboration to Michael Jackson in, like, 48 hours.  He can't speak worth a damn in interviews, but neither can Beyonce ... and Beyonce is treated like a friggin' goddess.  I guess the trick is to try to appeal to whites while being as ambiguously brown as possible?

And he married Tiny.

I think Lil Wayne's lyrics are a waste (he comes up with legitimately clever word play, but it's not in the service of anything higher, just sex and drugs and rock and roll pop-hop) but assuming that the lyrics of today are any different from the lyrics of yesteryear just means one hasn't listened to the raunch of yesteryear, only the Pat Boone versions. You know?
 
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