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(NBC Bay Area)   World's worst neighbor threatens to shutter bacon-obsessed restaurant over the smell. Of bacon   (nbcbayarea.com) divider line 77
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2013-03-15 08:25:31 PM
I'd say "find the neighborhood vegetarian/vegan," but it's San Francisco.  Whomever the douchenozzle is needs to not live next to a restaurant.
 
2013-03-15 08:32:02 PM
Change the name of the restaurant to Lutefisk Lutefisk. That'll fix him.
 
2013-03-15 09:06:52 PM
Compromise with a ventilation system? Over pork?

Can we get these folks in Congress stat?
 
2013-03-15 09:08:36 PM
Obviously this man is a Terrorist.
 
2013-03-15 09:15:10 PM
Everyone knows bacon is a gateway meat.
 
2013-03-15 09:19:08 PM
I'd love to live next to bacon obsessed restaurant on one side, coffee obsessed cafe on the other side, bubble gum obsessed living in the apartment below, and  hot cocoa obsessed living above.
 
2013-03-15 09:21:53 PM
STONE THE HERETIC!

/no seriously... get him stoned
 
2013-03-15 09:29:14 PM
Bacon shutters...

BACON SHUTTERS!

Almost.   And...just...what the hell did the caption say!?
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-15 09:43:54 PM
You know who ELSE didn't like bacon?????
 
2013-03-15 09:45:57 PM

xanadian: You know who ELSE didn't like bacon?????


The Jews...?
 
2013-03-15 09:46:51 PM

xanadian: You know who ELSE didn't like bacon?????


wiki.tarantino.info
 
2013-03-15 09:52:36 PM
I gave up bacon a few weeks ago because I have heart disease and it's really not on the heart-healthy list. Today I was in Albertsons and it was $2 off. The good brand, too. I snapped. Tomorrow morning I will make bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns. Then I will have a massive coronary and die with a smile on my face.
 
2013-03-15 09:56:55 PM

revrendjim: I gave up bacon a few weeks ago because I have heart disease and it's really not on the heart-healthy list. Today I was in Albertsons and it was $2 off. The good brand, too. I snapped. Tomorrow morning I will make bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns. Then I will have a massive coronary and die with a smile on my face.


I tell myself that on the morning of 9/11, there was some person that elected to do without a special treat that morning.  Not only could it have saved their life by taking time out of their morning to sit and enjoy a snack, but dying because of it just ain't worth it.

Moderate and enjoy life.

//psst-we all die in the end
 
2013-03-15 10:02:48 PM

EnviroDude: revrendjim: I gave up bacon a few weeks ago because I have heart disease and it's really not on the heart-healthy list. Today I was in Albertsons and it was $2 off. The good brand, too. I snapped. Tomorrow morning I will make bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns. Then I will have a massive coronary and die with a smile on my face.

I tell myself that on the morning of 9/11, there was some person that elected to do without a special treat that morning.  Not only could it have saved their life by taking time out of their morning to sit and enjoy a snack, but dying because of it just ain't worth it.

Moderate and enjoy life.

//psst-we all die in the end


What? And, I mean in, your farking insane what?
 
2013-03-15 10:09:45 PM
"Take my bacon away and I'll eat you!"
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2013-03-15 10:09:55 PM
rob.nu
 
2013-03-15 10:17:24 PM
Are we talking American or Canadian bacon?
 
2013-03-15 10:25:03 PM

L.D. Ablo: Are we talking American or Canadian bacon?


You dare speak of Canadian Bacon?

Do you also talk about Taco Bell menu items when the discussion turns to Mexican food?
 
2013-03-15 10:52:12 PM
I love farking, but I don't want a whorehouse moving in next door.

I love bacon, but I don't want that placing moving next door.

And yeah, I'm betting the restaurant came second: Bacon Bacon set up shop in its current location last summer.

Anyway, the complainer just wants the restaurant to put a filtration system on the air vents. That seems pretty reasonable.
 
2013-03-15 11:03:14 PM
i162.photobucket.com

Actual BLT sandwich at Tony's Restaurant in Frankenmuth, Michigan. Somewhere under that pound of bacon there's lettuce and tomato.
 
2013-03-16 12:49:32 AM
I really shouldn't have read this thread with no bacon in the house.
 
2013-03-16 01:51:03 AM
www.stakeholdergroup.com
 
2013-03-16 01:52:32 AM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 480x360]

Actual BLT sandwich at Tony's Restaurant in Frankenmuth, Michigan. Somewhere under that pound of bacon there's lettuce and tomato.


I love bacon as much as anyone else, but how the fark does someone eat that?  The point of bacon is that is a supernova of salty, meaty flavor in a small package.  Taken in moderation, bacon makes things better.  Just eating a pound of bacon is like drinking a gallon of pure, fresh-squeezed, unsweetened lemon juice.
 
2013-03-16 01:52:33 AM
On Subway's Corporate Facebook page today, a man complained that his wife ordered a BLT, and when asked if she wanted any veggies, she said "no."   Her sandwich was bacon only.  (ignoring the whole tomato/fruit thing, because lets face it, most people consider it a veggie)   This guy goes on a tirade against the minimum wage worker instead of returning to the restaurant.


If I order a BLT without veggies, should I really expect lettuce or tomato?
 
2013-03-16 01:52:39 AM
Nobody is being unreasonable here...

'You should install a smoke filter to reduce the smell...' 'Okay, I'll install one if my permits are renewed'
 
2013-03-16 01:58:17 AM
 
2013-03-16 02:00:30 AM
Not seeing the issue here.

Grease smoke, even lightly greased smoke, gets kinda nasty after a while.  And by a while I mean that if your house is next to an unfiltered stove cooking nothing but bacon, within a week running your finger over the wall will drag off about an eighth of an inch of cold, unsalted lard.

And it sounds like the owner's response was basically "yeah, I can see that, as soon as a get a work permit I'll fix it."  Pretty reasonable interaction, yeah?
 
2013-03-16 02:01:13 AM

revrendjim: I gave up bacon a few weeks ago because I have heart disease and it's really not on the heart-healthy list. Today I was in Albertsons and it was $2 off. The good brand, too. I snapped. Tomorrow morning I will make bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns. Then I will have a massive coronary and die with a smile on my face.


if you think store bacon is yummy do yourself a flavor. stop at a meat packing store / butcher shop and treat yourself to a pound of their smoked bacon. maybe it's not cheap but you'll never eat vacuum sealed supermarket bacon again.
 
2013-03-16 02:01:45 AM
The only thing that improves the smell of frying bacon is frying bacon with onions. Brewing coffee at the same time is my favorite combination of smells.

If the smell is that repugnant, I'd start shopping for another rental. This is people's livelihood in a struggling economy we are talking about.
 
2013-03-16 02:11:50 AM

Girion47: (ignoring the whole tomato/fruit thing, because lets face it, most people consider it a veggie)


Psst: Fruits are vegetables.
 
2013-03-16 02:19:38 AM
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2013-03-16 02:20:18 AM
Bacon is a sign that God is a Christian God.

/Bacon! God wills it!
 
2013-03-16 02:40:23 AM
i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-03-16 02:43:16 AM
There are plenty of holes in the desert for people who complain about the smell of bacon.
 
2013-03-16 02:44:42 AM
No surprise this is in Haight Ashbury.  That's like vegan hipster central of San Francisco.  Half the people who live there only do because they like to say, "I live in the Haight", which is worth something like 25 hipster points.  They can barely afford the rent and live on handouts to get by, but they live in the Haight.  The other half can't stand the hipsters, though.
 
m00
2013-03-16 02:45:11 AM
I dunno, when people cook bacon in the kitchen at my office it STINKS. I like bacon, but it's that awful rotting-grease smell.  I can imagine a situation where the smell is intolerable, especially if they dump stuff in the dumpster out back and your window overlooks that alley.
 
2013-03-16 02:46:18 AM
Angelus

Vampires like bacon?


FriarReb98: I'd say "find the neighborhood vegetarian/vegan," but it's San Francisco.  Whomever the douchenozzle is needs to not live next to a restaurant.


It's Haight-Ashbury. My guess is aging hippie vegetarian.
 
2013-03-16 02:48:26 AM
suprised i've never heard of this place, being a denizen of SF myself. turns out it's a food truck, not a restaurant -- not surprised.

although i don't get why they just don't park somewhere else...?
 
2013-03-16 02:51:03 AM
What the neighbor might look like:
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2013-03-16 02:53:46 AM

OgreMagi: No surprise this is in Haight Ashbury.  That's like vegan hipster central of San Francisco.  Half the people who live there only do because they like to say, "I live in the Haight", which is worth something like 25 hipster points.  They can barely afford the rent and live on handouts to get by, but they live in the Haight.  The other half can't stand the hipsters, though.


Ummm... where are you getting this from? The Haight is one of the most expensive neighborhoods in SF. I strongly doubt that anyone living there lives on handouts, sans the crust kids who tend to hand out near Golden Gate Park.

...also i doubt vegan hipsters would be too fond of a food truck called Bacon Bacon.
 
2013-03-16 02:55:37 AM
I really like bacon and I really like Chinese food.
I also like the smell of fresh baked goods, but smelling them 24/7, would ruin it for me.
I for one, do not want to be jaded to the things I love, so I can see their point.
 
2013-03-16 02:57:38 AM
If you like your house to smell heavenly fry up a batch of this.
s10.postimage.org
 
2013-03-16 02:59:29 AM

HotWingAgenda: CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 480x360]

Actual BLT sandwich at Tony's Restaurant in Frankenmuth, Michigan. Somewhere under that pound of bacon there's lettuce and tomato.

I love bacon as much as anyone else, but how the fark does someone eat that?  The point of bacon is that is a supernova of salty, meaty flavor in a small package.  Taken in moderation, bacon makes things better.  Just eating a pound of bacon is like drinking a gallon of pure, fresh-squeezed, unsweetened lemon juice.


A while back D1vwife had to spend a month away at her parents.  Coincidentally, bacon went on sale at the wholesale club near our house.

I...I went a little nuts.  Pretty sure I took a month off of my life recreating the "Bacon between 2 Bacon and Cheese sandwiches" meal (with bacon bits on top).

Anyway - I support your claim.  Alcohol isn't the only thing that needs to be enjoyed in moderation.
 
2013-03-16 03:04:01 AM

Krieghund: I love farking, but I don't want a whorehouse moving in next door.

I love bacon, but I don't want that placing moving next door.

And yeah, I'm betting the restaurant came second: Bacon Bacon set up shop in its current location last summer.

Anyway, the complainer just wants the restaurant to put a filtration system on the air vents. That seems pretty reasonable.


When you're talking about bacon, NOTHING IS REASONABLE!!!
 
2013-03-16 03:09:57 AM
Seems to me "complaint" is a misunderstanding and as long as the city gets a move on with the permits this'll all be wrapped up pretty swiftly. It's not as if the guy is out there picketing.

/That said, that has to be the least appetizing picture of bacon I've ever seen. Or would be, if it didn't immediately get me wanting bacon.
 
2013-03-16 03:39:36 AM

HotWingAgenda: CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 480x360]

Actual BLT sandwich at Tony's Restaurant in Frankenmuth, Michigan. Somewhere under that pound of bacon there's lettuce and tomato.

I love bacon as much as anyone else, but how the fark does someone eat that?  The point of bacon is that is a supernova of salty, meaty flavor in a small package.  Taken in moderation, bacon makes things better.  Just eating a pound of bacon is like drinking a gallon of pure, fresh-squeezed, unsweetened lemon juice.


Pansy.
 
2013-03-16 03:40:51 AM

believe the hype: OgreMagi: No surprise this is in Haight Ashbury.  That's like vegan hipster central of San Francisco.  Half the people who live there only do because they like to say, "I live in the Haight", which is worth something like 25 hipster points.  They can barely afford the rent and live on handouts to get by, but they live in the Haight.  The other half can't stand the hipsters, though.

Ummm... where are you getting this from? The Haight is one of the most expensive neighborhoods in SF. I strongly doubt that anyone living there lives on handouts, sans the crust kids who tend to hand out near Golden Gate Park.

...also i doubt vegan hipsters would be too fond of a food truck called Bacon Bacon.


Yes, the Haight is expensive. That was my point.  They can't afford anything but rent so they mooch off of friends and buy their clothes second hand, and try to pass that off as being cool.

And yes, they would not be fond of a food truck called Bacon Bacon.  Did you miss the part about people complaining?
 
m00
2013-03-16 03:42:52 AM

HotWingAgenda: a supernova of salty, meaty flavor in a small package


Yeah... hey baby I got some bacon for you
 
2013-03-16 03:45:01 AM

mcarp22: What the neighbor might look like:
[img.photobucket.com image 850x478]


The best part about that line was that it was right before her splash screen, which called her insane for saying that.
 
2013-03-16 04:11:44 AM
Bacon strips!
Bacon strips!
BACON STRIPS!!!!
 
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