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2013-03-15 08:33:33 PM
What would make someone think it's okay to put your hands all over some stranger?
Does that just go along with being a douchenozzle?
 
2013-03-15 08:42:30 PM
That made me feel good.
 
2013-03-15 08:55:34 PM
He had a very punchable face.  Smarmy f*cker.
 
2013-03-15 09:29:02 PM

Via Infinito: What would make someone think it's okay to put your hands all over some stranger?
Does that just go along with being a douchenozzle?


Pretty much. Douche got what he deserved
 
2013-03-15 09:43:46 PM
Wow can't say I didn't see it coming. The douchebag looks like he needs to be punched more often.
 
2013-03-15 09:47:22 PM
Good.
 
2013-03-15 10:03:22 PM
How many times do I get to reference this movie this week?
quotetheshow.com
 
2013-03-15 10:09:51 PM
i48.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-15 11:12:22 PM

Via Infinito: What would make someone think it's okay to put your hands all over some stranger?
Does that just go along with being a douchenozzle?


Dunno...But it goes along with getting your ass kicked pretty well.
 
2013-03-15 11:56:35 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: How many times do I get to reference this movie this week?
[quotetheshow.com image 600x324]


Referencing Eurotrip should not be an accomplishment.  Nor should my immediate recognition of it.
 
2013-03-16 12:34:10 AM

Relatively Obscure: That made me feel good.


This. Chicken Soup for the Farker.
 
2013-03-16 12:49:23 AM
stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-03-16 12:52:58 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

Guess he blinked
 
2013-03-16 01:02:16 AM
Asshats like that need their face punched more often.
 
2013-03-16 01:12:44 AM
woulda punched em after the wet willy
 
2013-03-16 01:27:23 AM

ltdanman44: woulda punched em after the wet willy


That's what made the performer a pro.  Took the wet willy, knowing the asshat was too close to his left arm to hit with it, and he'd have to spin so far around that a right handed punch could be ducked.  Patience.  The asshat is moving consistently in a circle, he's going to get within range of the right arm in a second-BOOM!  HEADSHOT!  Resume character.
 
2013-03-16 02:35:52 AM
That was the best thing I've seen all week.
 
2013-03-16 02:57:24 AM
that made me smile
 
2013-03-16 03:10:21 AM
Very satisfying.
 
2013-03-16 03:43:06 AM
The clip stopped too soon. I wanted to see what happened after, even if it was only to watch the dimwit walk away defeated.
 
2013-03-16 03:50:25 AM
That was the most well deserved punch I have ever seen.
 
2013-03-16 04:28:50 AM
I would have immediately given the statue a twenty after that awesomeness.
 
2013-03-16 05:56:55 AM

Complicit: He had a very punchable face.  Smarmy f*cker.


Such a punchable face. Begging for it.
 
2013-03-16 07:41:04 AM

CipollinaFan: I would have immediately given the statue a twenty after that awesomeness.


Man, that would be a great thing to secretly have in your show to get people on your side and tip higher. If I was that statue, I think I'd have a guy solely for the purpose of being annoying so I could punch him hard enough that people would give me big tips in appreciation.  I guarantee that if people tipped him big after that, the statue guy would have considered the financial benefits to it.
 
2013-03-16 08:18:50 AM
 He had a very punchable face.  Smarmy f*cker.

Such a punchable face. Begging for it.


Oh most definitely - it was inevitable, perfect in it's design & subsequent interaction with Mr. Fist.  And on that day, not a single fark was given...
 
2013-03-16 08:36:09 AM
That was some quality justice porn
 
2013-03-16 08:46:45 AM
That was the very definition of the male "Asking for it" defense.
 
2013-03-16 08:57:59 AM
Or as we say in The South..."In my defense your honor, he needed punching."
 
2013-03-16 10:00:37 AM
I thought it was coming right after the saliva finger in the ear.
 
2013-03-16 10:15:45 AM
The only problem I have is that he didn't punch hard enough.
 
2013-03-16 10:29:16 AM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: The only problem I have is that he didn't punch hard enough.


That's the beauty of it... hard enough to make the point, but not so hard as to make horrified mothers cover their crying kids eyes as they ran away from the blood gushing out of the guys' nose.
 
2013-03-16 10:42:40 AM
No doubt there was a lawsuit wherein the drunken fratboy used the 'but, street performers are SUPPOSED to 'deal with the public' in a proper way' defense - and statue man caught bowl-shirt - so with THAT in mind, the punch should've been delivered in an orbital socket crushing/mandible shattering way so that for the rest of his days, drunken fratboy would wear his deserved lazy eye &/or lisp for the rest of his days - despite the best efforts of medical science.

/2 cents.
 
2013-03-16 10:51:29 AM

bump: No doubt there was a lawsuit wherein the drunken fratboy used the 'but, street performers are SUPPOSED to 'deal with the public' in a proper way' defense - and statue man caught bowl-shirt - so with THAT in mind, the punch should've been delivered in an orbital socket crushing/mandible shattering way so that for the rest of his days, drunken fratboy would wear his deserved lazy eye &/or lisp for the rest of his days - despite the best efforts of medical science.

/2 cents.


I don't know what this means.
 
2013-03-16 11:17:31 AM
He had a very punchable face. Smarmy f*cker.


Backpfeifengesicht (German)

A face badly in need of a fist.
see also

twimg0-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-03-16 11:27:13 AM
B-b-but Gavin got those sweet, tribally arm-tats and adopted the "bro" persona so people wouldn't mess with him! What gives?!
 
2013-03-16 12:14:59 PM
I love how nobody seemed too concerned that guy got hit.
 
2013-03-16 12:35:59 PM

Gilligann: I love how nobody seemed too concerned that guy got hit.


Not sure where that was taken, but here in the US, when dooshbag prime touched statue guy, it was assault. STANJERGRON! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!
 
2013-03-16 01:10:41 PM
Pwned!
 
2013-03-16 01:11:38 PM

KarmicDisaster: Gilligann: I love how nobody seemed too concerned that guy got hit.

Not sure where that was taken, but here in the US, when dooshbag prime touched statue guy, it was assault. STANJERGRON! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!


And battery. Don't think he was in danger of immediated threat to life and limb. I'd be happy to let emotions run wild in your case.
 
2013-03-16 01:25:49 PM

FatalDischarge: That was the most well deserved punch I have ever seen.


Right up there with the nutjob harassing Buzz Aldrin and his family: Pow!, Right in the kisser.
 
2013-03-16 01:35:13 PM

StoPPeRmobile: Don't think he was in danger of immediated threat to life and limb.


Wet willies potentially endanger lives,
 
2013-03-16 01:51:27 PM
That was actually rather satisfying. A++, would watch punch again.
 
2013-03-16 02:28:13 PM
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a wet finger is a good guy with a gun.
 
2013-03-16 02:35:17 PM

KarmicDisaster: Gilligann: I love how nobody seemed too concerned that guy got hit.

Not sure where that was taken, but here in the US, when dooshbag prime touched statue guy, it was assault. STANJERGRON! BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!


Ecobuckeye: The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a wet finger is a good guy with a gun.


You two.  Quit being shiatheads.  And wipe your filthy farking feet at the door to the thread so you don't track your political bullshiat into a thread about a douchebag being punched by a street performer.
 
2013-03-16 02:39:48 PM
If statue don't win, we all jump in!
 
2013-03-16 03:47:51 PM
*reads through thread*  Huh, no "faaake!" or "staged!" comments.  Am I still on Fark?

/Yeah, I know the video is neither fake nor staged, but that's never stopped people around here before.
 
2013-03-16 03:53:15 PM
Yeah, that guy had it comin'. What an ass. Anyone who gives ya a wet willy deserves a good face punch.
 
2013-03-16 04:05:42 PM
What I like is that only about three people in the crowd actually catch on to what just happened.
 
2013-03-16 05:38:46 PM

Teufelaffe: *reads through thread*  Huh, no "faaake!" or "staged!" comments.  Am I still on Fark?

/Yeah, I know the video is neither fake nor staged, but that's never stopped people around here before.


ok to make you feel more like your in the right place

This is a farking set up no one would take that much crap without beating the ever living crap out of someone. i call shenanigans

/there does it sound like the right place
//watching it again and smiling
///Watched it well over 50 times so far :)
 
2013-03-16 06:06:08 PM

the8re: BraveNewCheneyWorld: The only problem I have is that he didn't punch hard enough.

That's the beauty of it... hard enough to make the point, but not so hard as to make horrified mothers cover their crying kids eyes as they ran away from the blood gushing out of the guys' nose.



sounds like he did bleed some tho.

"When it happened we stopped recording because we were a bit concerned, the guy was bleeding from the mouth,'' he said.

news.com.au
 
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