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(Daily Mail)   If your doctor is wearing a suspiciously large watch, he might be filming your hoo haw   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
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2013-03-15 09:37:35 PM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-15 09:52:05 PM  
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-03-15 10:01:01 PM  
in steps Japan with robot gynos to stop the madness
 
2013-03-15 10:01:29 PM  
67-72chevytrucks.com
 
2013-03-15 10:02:15 PM  
Warning: Flavor Flav is not an actual doctor. Do not trust him.
 
2013-03-15 10:04:21 PM  
The watch did not actually look that big.
 
2013-03-15 10:10:18 PM  
A watch isn't the most stylish tool for voyeurism. A few days ago, we had an article about a gynecologist with a camera hidden in a pen. That was probably a bit less obvious, but the guy still got busted.
 
2013-03-15 10:11:06 PM  
Takes a lickin and keeps on tickin.
 
2013-03-15 10:13:09 PM  
I have that exact watch bookmarked for when my Casio SPF40 dies.

/damn them for discontinuing that watch
 
2013-03-15 10:16:18 PM  
I'm a doctor.  I wear a big watch.  Does that make me suspicious?
 
2013-03-15 10:18:02 PM  
And this is why you stick with doctors from your own country and avoid the imports.
 
2013-03-15 10:18:22 PM  

hoyt clagwell: I'm a doctor.  I wear a big watch.  Does that make me suspicious?


do you test its waterproof claims by inserting into patients rectums?
 
2013-03-15 10:19:25 PM  
Only 9 comments for this article? Really? What is going on here?
 
2013-03-15 10:19:37 PM  
cdn-images.hollywood.com
 
2013-03-15 10:24:28 PM  
All the really SMART criminals create lots of evidence against themselves for police to find.
 
2013-03-15 10:25:02 PM  

danielscissorhands: Only 9 comments for this article? Really? What is going on here?



All of the farkers that plan to do this arn't talking thats why.
 
2013-03-15 10:27:21 PM  

super_grass: And this is why you stick with doctors from your own country and avoid the imports.


*facepalm*

Yes, because an American doctor has never been caught doing similar things. Except all those times it happened.
 
2013-03-15 10:27:47 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: [cdn-images.hollywood.com image 755x805]


nice. you win!
 
2013-03-15 10:28:09 PM  
It is just Oby Gyns practicing their love of women. Nothing to see here. Move along.
 
2013-03-15 10:29:14 PM  
Although I will say, I will only go to women ob/gyns. Not because I think that all men are predators like this guy, but because the one time I saw a man for this kind of exam, it was really uncomfortable and he didn't seem to realize that certain things hurt.
 
2013-03-15 10:31:40 PM  

Genevieve Marie: super_grass: And this is why you stick with doctors from your own country and avoid the imports.

*facepalm*

Yes, because an American doctor has never been caught doing similar things. Except all those times it happened.


there was a pediatrician who raped a bunch of toddlers filming all of it somewhere in America. the evidence was his own recordings. one of the worst things I have ever read. some white guy.
 
2013-03-15 10:33:47 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Genevieve Marie: super_grass: And this is why you stick with doctors from your own country and avoid the imports.

*facepalm*

Yes, because an American doctor has never been caught doing similar things. Except all those times it happened.

there was a pediatrician who raped a bunch of toddlers filming all of it somewhere in America. the evidence was his own recordings. one of the worst things I have ever read. some white guy.


There was a white guy ob/gyn in Lake Charles, LA who got arrested for basically the exact same thing this guy did- recording patient pelvic exams.
 
2013-03-15 10:34:00 PM  
Was it a Omicron Spymaster?
 
2013-03-15 10:44:21 PM  
I always thought it was a hoohah.

Maybe these ladies have a hoo haw

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2013-03-15 10:44:36 PM  
"Wanna watch while I stirrup some trouble with a bit of outpatient spelunking?"

/YourTube
 
2013-03-15 10:44:58 PM  
You'd think a male OBGYN would see enough of those it wouldn't interest him as much. Maybe take up gardening as a hobby. And if not, isn't internet pron simply easier?
 
2013-03-15 10:46:55 PM  
www.planetcalypsoforum.com

sexeysexysexy
 
2013-03-15 10:50:38 PM  
I'd be suspicious of a doctor wearing a "Tieex" watch.  Whether or not I knew it actually had a hidden spy cam, he ought to be able to afford a real Timex, not a knockoff.  Geez.
 
2013-03-15 10:51:08 PM  
I'm thinking that 40min session might be a little difficult to prosecute.
 
2013-03-15 10:52:00 PM  

Matthew Keene: sexeysexysexy


Uggs-wearing peeni?
 
2013-03-15 10:56:08 PM  
cyberspacedout
A watch isn't the most stylish tool for voyeurism. A few days ago, we had an article about a gynecologist with a camera hidden in a pen. That was probably a bit less obvious, but the guy still got busted.


OTOH, it says this guy got busted after filming and assaulting his lodger, not from someone figuring out there was a camera in the watch.


/ my doctors usually charge extra for digital imaging
// yeah, as if burning MRI images on a CD is more expensive than the machine creating a stack of xray-like images
 
2013-03-15 10:57:09 PM  
DNRTFA but I RTFH and now have the theme from Rawhide running through my head.

/maybe stoned
 
2013-03-15 11:08:27 PM  

rocinante721: [67-72chevytrucks.com image 400x300]


He's a filmin'

Then he's a jackin'
 
2013-03-15 11:08:55 PM  
 
2013-03-15 11:18:50 PM  

cyberspacedout: A watch isn't the most stylish tool for voyeurism. A few days ago, we had an article about a gynecologist with a camera hidden in a pen. That was probably a bit less obvious, but the guy still got busted.


Wow a powerful pen is really useful.
 
2013-03-15 11:30:18 PM  

AloysiusSnuffleupagus: I'd be suspicious of a doctor wearing a "Tieex" watch.  Whether or not I knew it actually had a hidden spy cam, he ought to be able to afford a real Timex, not a knockoff.  Geez.


Hell, Ican afford a real Timex.  That's like watching a doctor pull into the parking lot driving a Geo Metro.  That's not a car a doctor drives, that's a birthday present for a 16 year old Mexican girl.
 
2013-03-15 11:35:36 PM  
C'mon - how many of them take up doctoring so they can actually help people?  Cars, boats, vacation homes, watches, dates ... now that's the swag.
 
2013-03-15 11:40:41 PM  
gallery.techarena.in

Does this watch make my wrist look big?
 
2013-03-15 11:47:09 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Genevieve Marie: super_grass: And this is why you stick with doctors from your own country and avoid the imports.

*facepalm*

Yes, because an American doctor has never been caught doing similar things. Except all those times it happened.

there was a pediatrician who raped a bunch of toddlers filming all of it somewhere in America. the evidence was his own recordings. one of the worst things I have ever read. some white guy.


I actually felt sick after reading that.
 
2013-03-16 12:12:36 AM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: hoyt clagwell: I'm a doctor.  I wear a big watch.  Does that make me suspicious?

do you test its waterproof claims by inserting into patients rectums?


I am in a "rectal exam free" specialty.  I am a very smart person.

ParadisePornoTheater: C'mon - how many of them take up doctoring so they can actually help people?  Cars, boats, vacation homes, watches, dates ... now that's the swag.


90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".  90% of them still beiieve it when they graduate.  It's the other 19% that we have to worry about.
 
2013-03-16 12:18:07 AM  

hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".


What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.
 
2013-03-16 12:23:01 AM  
Pfft, how exciting can a hoo haw be? Mine hasn't learned any tricks at all.
 
2013-03-16 12:24:10 AM  

hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people". 90% of them still beiieve it when they graduate. It's the other 19% that we have to worry about.


Also the ones who cant do math.
 
2013-03-16 12:30:17 AM  

Ronin_S: Clock Spider Jerusalem: Genevieve Marie: super_grass: And this is why you stick with doctors from your own country and avoid the imports.

*facepalm*

Yes, because an American doctor has never been caught doing similar things. Except all those times it happened.

there was a pediatrician who raped a bunch of toddlers filming all of it somewhere in America. the evidence was his own recordings. one of the worst things I have ever read. some white guy.

I actually felt sick after reading that.


sometimes i wish i never read the article. stick with my stupid canada news about donuts.
 
2013-03-16 12:30:43 AM  

untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.


Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"
 
2013-03-16 12:31:00 AM  

octopied: Pfft, how exciting can a hoo haw be? Mine hasn't learned any tricks at all.


I've seen some things...and stuff
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2013-03-16 12:35:29 AM  
Did he upload it to Dropbox?
 
2013-03-16 12:36:24 AM  

hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.

Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"


Apologies. From the tone of your original post, and with regard to the post you were quoting, it appeared as though you believed them. To me, it's like when people answer the job interview question, "What is your biggest flaw/weakness?" and they feel the need to respond with something like, "I just work way too hard" or "I care too much" or somesuch.
 
2013-03-16 12:41:07 AM  
I gonna doctor cos I like sciencing the people to help their shiat out
 
2013-03-16 12:42:17 AM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: I gonna doctor cos I like sciencing the people to help their shiat out


Don't worry scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
 
2013-03-16 12:47:41 AM  

untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.

Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"

Apologies. From the tone of your original post, and with regard to the post you were quoting, it appeared as though you believed them. To me, it's like when people answer the job interview question, "What is your biggest flaw/weakness?" and they feel the need to respond with something like, "I just work way too hard" or "I care too much" or somesuch.


In your defense, I TRULY believe that 90% of us enter this because of a love of science and humanitarianism.  Except for the orthopaedic surgeons, of course.
 
2013-03-16 12:47:48 AM  
Why do you need to film something you're going to see every day anyway?
 
2013-03-16 01:04:58 AM  

Nem Wan: Why do you need to film something you're going to see every day anyway?


It's awkward to masturbate during a pelvic exam.
 
2013-03-16 01:05:25 AM  
I still find it strange that male doctors would choose this specialization.

Too many guys are still 13 year-olds when it comes to sexual stuff. Doctors are no exception, they just hide it better.

/this doctor as an example of fail
 
2013-03-16 01:33:23 AM  

hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.

Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"

Apologies. From the tone of your original post, and with regard to the post you were quoting, it appeared as though you believed them. To me, it's like when people answer the job interview question, "What is your biggest flaw/weakness?" and they feel the need to respond with something like, "I just work way too hard" or "I care too much" or somesuch.

In your defense, I TRULY believe that 90% of us enter this because of a love of science and humanitarianism.  Except for the orthopaedic surgeons, of course.


And dermatologists
 
2013-03-16 01:36:04 AM  

hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.

Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"

Apologies. From the tone of your original post, and with regard to the post you were quoting, it appeared as though you believed them. To me, it's like when people answer the job interview question, "What is your biggest flaw/weakness?" and they feel the need to respond with something like, "I just work way too hard" or "I care too much" or somesuch.

In your defense, I TRULY believe that 90% of us enter this because of a love of science and humanitarianism.  Except for the orthopaedic surgeons, of course.


Well, okay. I mean, I'd really like to believe you. It's just that there are SO MANY plastic surgeons in the world. And I'm not talking about the 1 in 1000 that does accident victim reconstructions and such.
 
2013-03-16 01:37:40 AM  

Genevieve Marie: super_grass: And this is why you stick with doctors from your own country and avoid the imports.

*facepalm*

Yes, because an American doctor has never been caught doing similar things. Except all those times it happened.


Of course this is a racism issue. When a man wants to look into hoohahs for his lifes meaning, of course race is the first thing we think of.
 
2013-03-16 01:40:26 AM  

untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.

Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"

Apologies. From the tone of your original post, and with regard to the post you were quoting, it appeared as though you believed them. To me, it's like when people answer the job interview question, "What is your biggest flaw/weakness?" and they feel the need to respond with something like, "I just work way too hard" or "I care too much" or somesuch.

In your defense, I TRULY believe that 90% of us enter this because of a love of science and humanitarianism.  Except for the orthopaedic surgeons, of course.

Well, okay. I mean, I'd really like to believe you. It's just that there are SO MANY plastic surgeons in the world. And I'm not talking about the 1 in 1000 that does accident victim reconstructions and such.


We are some crazy mofos.
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2013-03-16 01:46:45 AM  

thisiszombocom: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.

Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"

Apologies. From the tone of your original post, and with regard to the post you were quoting, it appeared as though you believed them. To me, it's like when people answer the job interview question, "What is your biggest flaw/weakness?" and they feel the need to respond with something like, "I just work way too hard" or "I care too much" or somesuch.

In your defense, I TRULY believe that 90% of us enter this because of a love of science and humanitarianism.  Except for the orthopaedic surgeons, of course.

And dermatologists


I have minimal experience with the dermatologists.  I'll take you word for it.
 
2013-03-16 01:50:06 AM  

untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: untaken_name: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people".

What kind of interviews? Because, and this might come as a giant shock to you, some people might not be completely forthright in some types of interview.

Yes, understood.  That's why they became expected after awhile.  "OK, so you like science and want to help people.  What have you done so far?"

Apologies. From the tone of your original post, and with regard to the post you were quoting, it appeared as though you believed them. To me, it's like when people answer the job interview question, "What is your biggest flaw/weakness?" and they feel the need to respond with something like, "I just work way too hard" or "I care too much" or somesuch.

In your defense, I TRULY believe that 90% of us enter this because of a love of science and humanitarianism.  Except for the orthopaedic surgeons, of course.

Well, okay. I mean, I'd really like to believe you. It's just that there are SO MANY plastic surgeons in the world. And I'm not talking about the 1 in 1000 that does accident victim reconstructions and such.


My admittedly skewed experience with plastic surgeons is generally positive.  They do breast reconstructions after mastectomy, they do facial reconstruction with genetic defects and after dog bites and such.  If they have to do an occasional facelift or boob job to pay the bills, so be it.
 
2013-03-16 01:57:26 AM  

hoyt clagwell: I have minimal experience with the dermatologists. I'll take you word for it.


Eh. I've had to deal with melanomas, so I've had my fair share of dermatologist experience. My first experience was dreadful- full on botox factory who very casually said "Oh I think that's a melanoma. You need to get that one removed because it could kill you" and then walked out of the room, leaving me terrified and with no opportunity to ask questions.

The second one I saw because no way was I trusting the other lady to deal with something potentially life threatening was super kind through the whole process and managed to take care of both the patients who needed cosmetic work and the patients who needed more. She actually gave me her private number to call her after she transferred my case to a surgeon.
 
2013-03-16 01:58:08 AM  

hoyt clagwell: My admittedly skewed experience with plastic surgeons is generally positive.  They do breast reconstructions after mastectomy, they do facial reconstruction with genetic defects and after dog bites and such.  If they have to do an occasional facelift or boob job to pay the bills, so be it.


Mine is also admittedly skewed, but in the other direction. I had an ex who was obsessed with her "horrible body" (it was great). She spent a LOT of time consulting with plastic surgeons, although AFAIK she's still too scared to actually go through with surgery. The crap they were pulling to try and get her to spend money, though....man, it was kind of sick how they cold-read her and played right into her (admittedly obvious) insecurities. That may have just been the type of establishment she preferred, though. That is my ONLY direct experience with plastic surgeons. Now I kind of feel bad for being so cynical...but I'm sure I'll get over it.
 
2013-03-16 02:02:16 AM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: in steps Japan with robot gynos to stop the madness


Somehow I can't see any scenario where this works out well...
 
2013-03-16 02:16:22 AM  

Neondistraction: AloysiusSnuffleupagus: I'd be suspicious of a doctor wearing a "Tieex" watch.  Whether or not I knew it actually had a hidden spy cam, he ought to be able to afford a real Timex, not a knockoff.  Geez.

Hell, Ican afford a real Timex.  That's like watching a doctor pull into the parking lot driving a Geo Metro.  That's not a car a doctor drives, that's a birthday present for a 16 year old Mexican girl.


I drive an old toyota with a lot of obviously diy bodywork. I'm sure it's really confidence inspiring.

Old shiatty cars are fantastic. When they break you can take them apart and not risk a lot of cash by (potentially) destroying something, and with 10 months of winter you can still take corners in full opposite lock (at the speed of a brisk walk).

When/if I can afford it I'd rather keep my crappy car and own a nice plane that's actually allowed to reach it's top speed on a regular basis. An M3 in rush hour is just an expensive sofa.
 
2013-03-16 03:30:32 AM  

cyberspacedout: A watch isn't the most stylish tool for voyeurism. A few days ago, we had an article about a gynecologist with a camera hidden in a pen. That was probably a bit less obvious, but the guy still got busted.


Pen is better fit
 
2013-03-16 03:51:03 AM  
Don't know why I clicked the link and started looking for the videos. That was just a disappointment that I brought on myself.
 
2013-03-16 03:52:52 AM  
Seeing as so many women want to show their genitals on every news outlet I really don't see any crime here.  The guy probably should have put them all on Youtube.
 
2013-03-16 06:05:18 AM  
It all started with him.
imageshack.us
 
2013-03-16 07:33:23 AM  

drwiki: Neondistraction: AloysiusSnuffleupagus: I'd be suspicious of a doctor wearing a "Tieex" watch.  Whether or not I knew it actually had a hidden spy cam, he ought to be able to afford a real Timex, not a knockoff.  Geez.

Hell, Ican afford a real Timex.  That's like watching a doctor pull into the parking lot driving a Geo Metro.  That's not a car a doctor drives, that's a birthday present for a 16 year old Mexican girl.

I drive an old toyota with a lot of obviously diy bodywork. I'm sure it's really confidence inspiring.

Old shiatty cars are fantastic. When they break you can take them apart and not risk a lot of cash by (potentially) destroying something, and with 10 months of winter you can still take corners in full opposite lock (at the speed of a brisk walk).

When/if I can afford it I'd rather keep my crappy car and own a nice plane that's actually allowed to reach it's top speed on a regular basis. An M3 in rush hour is just an expensive sofa.


Fair enough, and I wasn't citing a specific example, just repeating a joke I heard somewhere I can't quite recall.  In reality I don't think I'd bat an eye at a doctor driving an older toyota, but I'd stop and think if they were actually driving a Metro.  Those are just terrible vehicles.
 
2013-03-16 07:47:42 AM  
 
2013-03-16 08:40:21 AM  
How did this turn into a Hee Haw thread? Is there something we dont know about Roy Clark?
 
2013-03-16 09:27:25 AM  
starcasm.net
Not hoo haw.

Choach.
 
2013-03-16 10:59:03 AM  
Why is Subby afraid to use the word vagina?
 
2013-03-16 03:03:22 PM  

DownDaRiver: Why is Subby afraid to use the word vagina?


Anatomically speaking, the vagina is the internal part. Unless the watch camera had a spotlight, it wouldn't have been able to see anything in there. Slang terms like subby used are used to describe the vulva, and would be more accurate in this situation. Besides, hoo haw rolls off the tongue easier.
 
2013-03-17 06:00:16 PM  

mikaloyd: hoyt clagwell: 90% of the medstud interviews I've ever done were a variation on "I like science and I want to help people". 90% of them still beiieve it when they graduate. It's the other 19% that we have to worry about.

Also the ones who cant do math.


What's 90% of 90% again?
 
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