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(Telegram)   Suburban high school teachers listen to gunshots so in the event of an actual emergency they'll know when it's time to wet their pants   ( ) divider line 5
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1695 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2013 at 10:01 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-15 10:18:47 PM  
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This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.
2013-03-15 10:09:41 PM  
2 votes:
I deem this the 'French plan'.
2013-03-15 10:46:56 PM  
1 vote:
If it pops, he's shooting away from you. If it cracks, he's shooting towards you. If you didn't hear it, he's shooting at you
2013-03-15 10:16:38 PM  
1 vote:
These are the best threads to watch.  Really brings out the crazies.

2013-03-15 10:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
Now for teachers!
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