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(The Sun)   Top 10 weirdest things removed from people's stomachs   ( divider line
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2013-03-15 08:52:47 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-15 09:21:04 PM  
2 votes:
I ate the sides of an aluminum can once in the 80's .  I used to have really sharp canines and would bite a large chunk out of cans and spit it out.  You have to be careful not ot cut your lips though.

On a field trip I did it and friends pooled money and offered 25 bucks if I would chew it up and swallow it.  I said I wouldn't eat the tab or the top and bottom and they were cool with that.  It took almost an hour but when you chew it up your saliva turns it into a powdery slurry and you don't swallow anything sharp.  This was before aluminum was connected with alzheimers (as far as a hicks like me knew).  Farking stupid.  Mid-forties now and no signs but it could be right around the corner.  Or OMG is it Cansa!

/Also crunched up a mercury thermometer when little and it got all over my tongue
//Also played with a pint of mercury used for carburetor balancing constantly as a kid.  It is good with green army men.
///Had a job using expedite paint remover (I don't think they make it any more) and then using oil based lead industrial paint spraying the inside of chest freezers when I was 12 without a respirator.  Had to sniff kerosene up my nose and hold it there at the end of the day to remove the caked on paint.
////Also eat about 3 cans of tuna a week
//It's your one way ticket to midnight, I have it, heavy metal

So suck that nervous system
2013-03-15 09:08:33 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-15 09:05:57 PM  
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Has to get out somehow
2013-03-15 09:05:14 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-15 08:24:40 PM  
2 votes:

maxalt: I have an Aunt who was a surgery nurse and she told me of a bunch of weird stuff that people had in them, like how do you get a baseball stuck up in your rectum. I know wreck em durn near killed em.  Also one person had over one hundred keys in their insides. Some stuff she told us I put my fingers in my ears and went la la la la real loud.

KY...and a bat.
2013-03-15 10:21:28 PM  
1 vote:
A 10 pound hairball?  That's bezoar!  I have the strangest craving for some persimmon seeds right now.
2013-03-15 10:08:27 PM  
1 vote:
The weirdest thing that ever came out of my mouth was that meatloaf my first wife baked for me the night before I decided to make her my ex-wife.
2013-03-15 09:35:02 PM  
1 vote:
Pretty sure I've seen that chick in at least 20 different Daily Fail articles
2013-03-15 09:13:36 PM  
1 vote:

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makes my dookie twinkle
2013-03-15 08:55:39 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: find a pica and the world is their oyster

Mmmmmmmmmmm, buttons!!
2013-03-15 08:49:47 PM  
1 vote:

ZAZ: We already met the girl at top: While cleaning her tongue, teen accidentally swallows toothbrush and can't cough it back up as she has no gag reflex. NO.GAG.REFLEX.

so she can suffocate if someone sticks a dick in her breathing hole? sure that will appeal to some guys.
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