FARK.com: (7646912) Thirty-eight of the best TV news caption fails, including "MAN KILLED TO DEATH" and "Meatball Enthusiast"

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		Thirty-eight of the best TV news caption fails, including "MAN KILLED TO DEATH" and "Meatball Enthusiast" (buzzfeed.com)		101
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teto85		2013-03-15 05:42:30 PM

Still not as good as this one

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whistleridge		2013-03-15 05:47:50 PM

I feel like there are a LOT of potential memes in this one. Like this:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2013-03-15 06:03:03 PM

It had bread, filling, and possibly a condiment of some kind.

Pud		2013-03-15 06:50:20 PM

Memorial Day? That's every weekend night around here.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

_{/It also explains why I stay off the roads on weekend nights}

ktybear		2013-03-15 07:29:05 PM

Definitely meme worthy

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

calbert		2013-03-15 08:25:32 PM

Mentat		2013-03-15 09:04:52 PM

wxboy		2013-03-15 09:17:19 PM

A lot of those aren't "fails", just the product of bored local news editors.

King Something		2013-03-15 09:21:52 PM

scottydoesntknow		2013-03-15 09:24:27 PM

Yea that train wreck almost killed him. Hope he finds the one-armed man.

Mentat		2013-03-15 09:28:09 PM

cameroncrazy1984		2013-03-15 10:06:31 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: It had bread, filling, and possibly a condiment of some kind.

I thought that might have been his nickname, like Captain Obvious.

jaylectricity		2013-03-15 10:30:21 PM

Lsherm		2013-03-15 10:49:02 PM

I got a Monkey for you...

jake_lex		2013-03-15 11:11:43 PM

ytterbium		2013-03-15 11:18:48 PM

jaylectricity:

I was hoping someone would post the too much man classic, thanks!

Paris1127		2013-03-15 11:21:41 PM

whatshisname		2013-03-15 11:44:06 PM

Has FARK been purchased by Buzzfeed?

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2013-03-15 11:45:52 PM

FAIL

i upped my meds-up yours		2013-03-15 11:46:34 PM

I think this is just another way of saying "Swede."

Clock Spider Jerusalem		2013-03-15 11:47:10 PM

whatshisname: Has FARK been purchased by Buzzfeed?

the oatmeal ain't happy

reillan		2013-03-15 11:47:45 PM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: [sprott.physics.wisc.edu image 371x282]

FAIL

That's the one I was hoping for

Goonie_Goo_Goo		2013-03-15 11:48:22 PM

BUZZFEED!

_buzzfeed?

BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED!

/I still remember the glory days of a Fark where Boobies were posted on the main page and the HAHA! guy was all the rage. Get off my damn lawn.

usernameguy		2013-03-15 11:48:34 PM

Most of these are not fail. Most of these are kind of awesome.

/One squirrel, one nut

dookdookdook		2013-03-15 11:50:03 PM

Came for "Saw Pig", leaving disappointed.

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usernameguy		2013-03-15 11:52:43 PM

usernameguy: Most of these are not fail. Most of these are kind of awesome.

/One squirrel, one nut

One cup. I am fail.

untaken_name		2013-03-15 11:57:18 PM

/wooo wooooooooooooo

thorthor		2013-03-15 11:58:57 PM

DNRTFA because everyone should boycott buzzfail links. Same thing as your mama teaching you not to eat bad things.

Arkanaut		2013-03-15 11:59:24 PM

37 is a great DIAF pic.

Thanks for the Meme-ries		2013-03-15 11:59:51 PM

Meatball enthusiast?

i291.photobucket.com

Mrtraveler01		2013-03-16 12:00:34 AM

I see Pittsburgh is doing its part to contribute:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

Great Janitor		2013-03-16 12:00:56 AM

Yeah, I'd be tempted to kick that ginger and show her my monkey.

mcreadyblue		2013-03-16 12:01:03 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam		2013-03-16 12:04:09 AM

jaylectricity:

Gary Roberts has always been "too much man". The guy came back from a broken neck to score 40 goals! Boy I tell ya.

Can someone please explain how PB&J is racist?

andychrist420		2013-03-16 12:05:51 AM

Goonie_Goo_Goo: BUZZFEED!

buzzfeed?

BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED!

/I still remember the glory days of a Fark where Boobies were posted on the main page and the HAHA! guy was all the rage. Get off my damn lawn.

And Pravda links. Where's the keys to the Oldsmobile?

Suckmaster Burstingfoam		2013-03-16 12:06:40 AM

fusillade762		2013-03-16 12:07:36 AM

reillan: What_Would_Jimi_Do: [sprott.physics.wisc.edu image 371x282]

FAIL

That's the one I was hoping for

Yup. Would have posted it myself if it hadn't already been handled.

log_jammin		2013-03-16 12:08:45 AM

andychrist420: Goonie_Goo_Goo: BUZZFEED!

buzzfeed?

BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED!

/I still remember the glory days of a Fark where Boobies were posted on the main page and the HAHA! guy was all the rage. Get off my damn lawn.

And Pravda links. Where's the keys to the Oldsmobile?

One of the smackbottoms has them

whatshisname		2013-03-16 12:11:26 AM

log_jammin: andychrist420: Goonie_Goo_Goo: BUZZFEED!

buzzfeed?

BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED!

/I still remember the glory days of a Fark where Boobies were posted on the main page and the HAHA! guy was all the rage. Get off my damn lawn.

And Pravda links. Where's the keys to the Oldsmobile?

One of the smackbottoms has them

Arrrrgh. Dammit.

mcreadyblue		2013-03-16 12:11:51 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: jaylectricity:

Gary Roberts has always been "too much man". The guy came back from a broken neck to score 40 goals! Boy I tell ya.

Can someone please explain how PB&J is racist?

You can blame Portland, the least diverse city in the US.

Principal Sees Racism in Peanut Butter

By Todd Starnes

An Oregon grade school principal suggested in a newspaper interview that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches might be racially and culturally offensive.

"What about Somali or Hispanic students who might not eat sandwiches?" Verenice Gutierrez told the Portland Tribune.

FOLLOW TODD ON FACEBOOK FOR CULTURE WAR NEWS. CLICK HERE.

Gutierrez, principal of Harvey Scott K-8 School, was being interviewed about the school district's equity training program designed to narrow the achievement gap. The newspaper said she "picks up on the subtle language of racism every day" and used the peanut butter sandwich to illustrate her point.

"Another way would be to say: 'Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?' let them tell you," she told the newspaper. "Maybe they eat torta. Or pita."

Link

Gosling		2013-03-16 12:12:47 AM

A Buzzfeed link I can comment on? Wonderful!

BUZZFEED SUCKS ASS GO AWAY

Sneakytoes		2013-03-16 12:12:51 AM

Zarquon's Flat Tire		2013-03-16 12:14:32 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Goonie_Goo_Goo: BUZZFEED!

buzzfeed?

BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED!

/I still remember the glory days of a Fark where Boobies were posted on the main page and the HAHA! guy was all the rage. Get off my damn lawn.

And Yammering Splat Vector won every Photoshop with some weird psychedelic thing. Oh for the olden days.

And let us not forget that cousin of the Gorgons who shall not be named.

gas giant		2013-03-16 12:16:44 AM

i upped my meds-up yours		2013-03-16 12:18:02 AM

dookdookdook: Came for "Saw Pig", leaving disappointed.

[img16.imageshack.us image 850x603]

He's sure some kind of a pig. But what's a saw pig?

Mrtraveler01		2013-03-16 12:18:14 AM

Mrtraveler01: I see Pittsburgh is doing its part to contribute:

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 625x469]

[s3-ec.buzzfed.com image 620x465]

I just realized that both of Pittsburgh's contributions resulted from the fact that two separate people accidentally aired the default text of the graphic generator onto Live TV.

gas giant		2013-03-16 12:19:06 AM

whatshisname: Arrrrgh. Dammit.

I dare you to touch his stuff.

I sound fat		2013-03-16 12:20:08 AM

King Something: [dailypicksandflicks.com image 600x408]

Long ago, I lived at Sahara and Valley View. I wonder if that was my fire that was destroyed by home.

/ dont really have much need for a fire in southern nevada anyways.

Archimedes' Principal		2013-03-16 12:22:34 AM

Last week my local TV station had a news graphic that read "DEAD WOMAN ON PHONE". They were actually speaking with a living woman about a dead woman.

I am convinced there are 10 year olds in charge of graphics and lower thirds at most local news stations.

/The spelling is atrocious and the words make no sentencing for most times of the.

HotWingAgenda		2013-03-16 12:25:10 AM

gas giant: log_jammin: andychrist420: Goonie_Goo_Goo: BUZZFEED!

buzzfeed?

BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED! BUZZFEED!

/I still remember the glory days of a Fark where Boobies were posted on the main page and the HAHA! guy was all the rage. Get off my damn lawn.

And Pravda links. Where's the keys to the Oldsmobile?

One of the smackbottoms has them

I found them while surfing Aarkie's cache.

Whatever happened to that jock that enjoyed playing rugby?

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