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(NBC Miami)   I knew it. I knew the Rapture was coming. So long, suckers   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 35
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2013-03-15 08:36:47 PM
7 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

Nothing... I saw nothing....
2013-03-15 11:10:23 PM
6 votes:
I once saw a cloud that looked like a pile of mashed potatoes.  I immediately knelt and prayed for Idaho.
2013-03-15 10:47:19 PM
6 votes:
I know where that cloud came out of.....

img2u.info
2013-03-15 10:51:33 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-15 10:42:28 PM
3 votes:
Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

That's some fine reporting there Lou
2013-03-15 10:11:07 PM
3 votes:
"It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God."


It's a message from God: Clouds exist.
2013-03-15 08:51:47 PM
3 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-16 03:10:20 AM
2 votes:
s21.postimage.org
So long and thanks for all the fish.
2013-03-15 11:43:21 PM
2 votes:

Mrtraveler01: It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God.

"The pope asked to pray for Him," Cat Sunn told WPTV. "God answered."

This story was plastered all over the media in Florida today. I saw it on another station that asked it's meteorologist and even he said it was just a regular cloud.

Now riddle me this, if this really was God answering about the choice for Pope, why would he do it over Palm Beach County, FL instead of over Rome where they actually picked the Pope?

This is up there with seeing Jesus on a burnt piece of toast and thinking that's divine intervention.



IT WAS A MESSAGE FROM GOD.

But the message wasn't intended for Catholics.


/jk
//jk
///JK!

But not to worry - the message will just Passover their heads
2013-03-15 11:30:37 PM
2 votes:
sometimes I wondered if the rapture was real will all the clothes be left behind? if they were then so would all the previously in use maxipads & tampons.
2013-03-15 11:27:52 PM
2 votes:
thepunkeffect.com

Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!
2013-03-15 10:56:34 PM
2 votes:
Great and you scared it off Florida. Thanks a lot.
2013-03-15 10:41:59 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-03-15 10:27:16 PM
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-16 03:42:34 AM
1 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: I was out burning brush in the ditch one day and was messing around taking pictures of the fire.  I like to manipulate them and took them and inverted the colors to a negative and seriously I could see what looked like demon's faces coming up out of it.  It was way creepy.

This looks like a cloud.  It is pretty though.


 I hear that there's this crazy sumbiatch Steve Massie that'll call that pareidolia.
2013-03-16 03:05:41 AM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: I see a vagina


You would, you whore.
2013-03-16 01:22:43 AM
1 votes:
media.nbcmiami.com


cultureandcommunication.org


It's a Rolls Royce hood ornament, Farkers.

/Celebrate the decadence
2013-03-16 01:13:31 AM
1 votes:
Right next to the angel there was a turtle and a whale as well.
2013-03-16 12:46:30 AM
1 votes:

HighZoolander: lelio: Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."
That's some fine reporting there Lou
I didn't realize before this that journalists were actually this farking retarded. On the other hand, it is Florida.


www.chud.com
2013-03-16 12:35:33 AM
1 votes:
All hail our new cirrus overlord, the angel of the skies, a sign from the heavens, the harbinger of his divine wi--wait, where did it go? I disappeared!

By golly, these mystical signs in the heavens are so perplexing. If only we had some sort of organized and regulated process for ascertaining what causes these strange natural phenomenons within our atmosphere. We could call it something like.. "The Opposite of Dumbassery" or "Not Jump To Stupid Conclusionology"
2013-03-16 12:22:29 AM
1 votes:
It is an angel. They were playing football and that DICK Michael threw it too far again.
2013-03-16 12:20:07 AM
1 votes:
FTFA: "Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

"He called", as if it was just his silly word and not the actual science behind the phenomenon.

Journalists are born idiots, and pretty much remain that way their entire lives. Pareidolia is not just what Steve Massie called it. It's what it IS, you dipshiats.
2013-03-16 12:19:30 AM
1 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Clock Spider Jerusalem: sometimes I wondered if the rapture was real will all the clothes be left behind? if they were then so would all the previously in use maxipads & tampons.

along with any implants, boob jobs, pins and screws, pacemakers etc


guy wakes up, there's two plastic boobs and a tampon next to him. forget it.
2013-03-15 11:33:15 PM
1 votes:
What are you nattering on about? The Rapture already happened, five years ago. It's just that nobody missed the 4 people who were taken.
2013-03-15 11:32:52 PM
1 votes:
images.artnet.com

/hot
2013-03-15 11:23:22 PM
1 votes:

topcon: calbert: [www.albumartexchange.us image 500x405]

/obscure?

No.  No it is not.


it is a shame that topcon wasn't raptured, obscure? yeah blondie is obscure. fab five freddy might have been obscure, 32 years ago.
2013-03-15 11:14:36 PM
1 votes:
I bet a mall just opened

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-03-15 11:13:29 PM
1 votes:
I see a stripper. Possibly it's an angel trying to pay its way through college.
2013-03-15 11:11:29 PM
1 votes:
That is clearly Lucifer. Looks like I picked the right team for once.
2013-03-15 10:56:32 PM
1 votes:
When the rapture comes, can I have your stuff?
2013-03-15 10:49:39 PM
1 votes:
I see Satan.
2013-03-15 10:47:21 PM
1 votes:
It looks like a labia.
2013-03-15 10:45:33 PM
1 votes:
Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

Steve Massie:Not Sure
Most other Floridians: Everyone else in Idiocracy
2013-03-15 08:52:10 PM
1 votes:
www.albumartexchange.us

/obscure?
2013-03-15 08:48:02 PM
1 votes:
I'm here in Jersey. It's called purgatory.
 
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