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(NBC Miami)   I knew it. I knew the Rapture was coming. So long, suckers   ( divider line
    More: Florida, South Florida, WPTV, Lucifers, Pope Francis, Rapture  
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2013-03-15 08:36:47 PM  
7 votes: Full Size

Nothing... I saw nothing....
2013-03-15 08:52:10 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-03-16 01:36:01 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-16 01:13:31 AM  
2 votes:
Right next to the angel there was a turtle and a whale as well.
2013-03-16 12:35:33 AM  
2 votes:
All hail our new cirrus overlord, the angel of the skies, a sign from the heavens, the harbinger of his divine wi--wait, where did it go? I disappeared!

By golly, these mystical signs in the heavens are so perplexing. If only we had some sort of organized and regulated process for ascertaining what causes these strange natural phenomenons within our atmosphere. We could call it something like.. "The Opposite of Dumbassery" or "Not Jump To Stupid Conclusionology"
2013-03-16 12:26:27 AM  
2 votes:
Am I the only one who's just going 'oooh, so pretty'? Because really, that's a beautiful cloud.
2013-03-16 12:20:07 AM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

"He called", as if it was just his silly word and not the actual science behind the phenomenon.

Journalists are born idiots, and pretty much remain that way their entire lives. Pareidolia is not just what Steve Massie called it. It's what it IS, you dipshiats.
2013-03-15 11:56:43 PM  
2 votes:
I always mess with these people and say "You know, according to the hierarchy of the bible angels do not have wings.  Only cherubs do.  Did you know that?"

F*cks with them every time - they can't get mad since you're quoting the bible like you know it.  Plus, it's actually true.

Cherubs = wings.

Angels = no wings
2013-03-15 11:35:57 PM  
2 votes:
It's clearly not an angel. Where's the trenchcoat?
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2013-03-15 11:11:29 PM  
2 votes:
That is clearly Lucifer. Looks like I picked the right team for once.
2013-03-15 10:51:33 PM  
2 votes: Full Size
2013-03-15 10:47:19 PM  
2 votes:
I know where that cloud came out of.....

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2013-03-15 10:42:28 PM  
2 votes:
Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

That's some fine reporting there Lou
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2013-03-15 10:27:16 PM  
2 votes: Full Size
2013-03-15 10:11:07 PM  
2 votes:
"It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God."

It's a message from God: Clouds exist.
2013-03-15 09:19:54 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-03-16 05:05:30 AM  
1 vote:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: "Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel? "

"The ancient depictions of angels are more like traditional Eldritch Abominations than the fluffy cloud angels we see nowadays on Christmas decorations. The cherubim (yes, those cuties we all know today) have four faces - a lion on the right, an ox on the left, a human forward, and an eagle backward. They have four wings, with HANDS under the wings, their legs described as simply 'straight', and they have hooves. Also, the eyes. Everywhere. Even in the spaces between the eyes. Furthermore, 'Cherubim' means 'the living ones'. This means, in the eyes of the Hebrews, the most outstanding characteristic amongst the other orders of angels was that they are alive. Not so cute anymore, is it?  Contrast the Seraphim, basically cherubim with extra wings that are on fire, whose name means 'Fiery Ones', and the Ophanim that take this to the extreme, being wheels intersecting themselves while turning, also flying with six wings, somehow attached while they're turning, whose name means 'Wheels'. Remember, neither of these were understood to be alive by the Hebrews. Add to all this that God's guard for the Garden of Eden was a cherub armed with a flaming sword that turned in all directions.
Some interpretations of Seraphim hold that their divine fire radiates a light so ineffably potent that it will SEAR FROM EXISTENCE anything that approaches too close, including, presumably, lesser angels. That's still nothing compared to God Himself, for whom the Seraphim are the mundane equivalent of matches, basically shining as tokens of His glory.Seraphim are also described as dragon/serpent like (which led some experts to believe that they are loosely based on the goddess Wadjet from Egyptian Mythology, which is also a fiery snake). They consistently have six wings, and one of them is used to cover their feet. In spite of the fact that they are snake-like. Try figuring that one out. Note: 'feet' is often used in biblical Hebrew as a euphemism for the genitals.The Book of Revelation implies that there are angels so powerful and evil that God locked them up in a bottomless pit because He didn't want to bother with them. A bottomless pit; that means a pit with a definable end would not be enough to contain these monstrosities. And they're going to be let out one day, at The End of the World as We Know It.
Islam also holds the 'Eldritch Abomination' view of angels. The Prophet Muhammad was terrified when he saw Gabriel in his true form; God, through Gabriel, spends the first few verses of the Sura (chapter) Al-Muddathir calming him down.
This is why every time an angel appears to a mortal, the first thing it says is always 'be not afraid'."
2013-03-16 12:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
It's not an angel, it's Greg Louganis.  He's telling you that sunsets are faaaaaaaaabulous.
2013-03-15 11:27:02 PM  
1 vote:
"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel? "
2013-03-15 11:17:25 PM  
1 vote:
To me it looks more like one of the ghosts from Gauntlet on the NES.

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2013-03-15 11:14:36 PM  
1 vote:
I bet a mall just opened

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2013-03-15 11:13:29 PM  
1 vote:
I see a stripper. Possibly it's an angel trying to pay its way through college.
2013-03-15 10:56:29 PM  
1 vote:
Few thousand years of civilization and we still look at the clouds for clues. Might as well stayed in caves.
2013-03-15 10:55:27 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously, do these f*cking Morions actually believe this shiat? Are they so demented by religion that they search every living/non-living inanimate object and try to equate a religious aspect to it?
I really want to understand. Is it stupidity? Is it programmed into them by religious instruction? Cant we institutionalize idiots like this, or do we wait for them to buy weapons and kill the "devils" in their minds. WTF is our world coming to?

2013-03-15 10:49:09 PM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Nothing... I saw nothing....

First the Malachi Throne thread and now this one... it's DVD time.
2013-03-15 10:47:21 PM  
1 vote:
It looks like a labia.
2013-03-15 10:45:34 PM  
1 vote:
That's a cloud.
2013-03-15 10:41:59 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-15 09:25:42 PM  
1 vote:
That's not an angel, you idiots. That's Mickey Mouse returning to Valhalla to feast and slumber after that Goddamn Eisner stole his money.
2013-03-15 08:51:47 PM  
1 vote: Full Size
2013-03-15 08:25:42 PM  
1 vote:
Looks like you're still stuck here with us sinners on Earth. Ha, ha.
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