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(NBC Miami)   I knew it. I knew the Rapture was coming. So long, suckers   (nbcmiami.com) divider line 159
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2013-03-15 11:20:59 PM

vpb: So after about three days of these headlines, the one that doesn't even mention the similarity to sea monkeys get's greened?


You could have put a lot more apostrophes in that post.
 
2013-03-15 11:21:37 PM

Altitude5280: It looks like a labia.


Mrs. Gilthanis looked at it and said it looked like a uterus and Fallopian tubes.

/She's a nursing student.
 
2013-03-15 11:21:46 PM
evaxephon.com

when does third impact occur?
 
2013-03-15 11:23:22 PM

topcon: calbert: [www.albumartexchange.us image 500x405]

/obscure?

No.  No it is not.


it is a shame that topcon wasn't raptured, obscure? yeah blondie is obscure. fab five freddy might have been obscure, 32 years ago.
 
2013-03-15 11:24:25 PM
i meant calbert, i agree with topcon.
 
2013-03-15 11:26:06 PM
It kind of looks like the Columbia Pictures logo.
 
2013-03-15 11:26:16 PM
Meh.  Looks Photoshopped.

Too bad - would've loved another David Spade "buh bye" skit.
 
2013-03-15 11:27:02 PM
"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel? "
 
2013-03-15 11:27:52 PM
thepunkeffect.com

Dogs and cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!
 
2013-03-15 11:28:31 PM

OtherLittleGuy: calbert: [www.albumartexchange.us image 500x405]

/obscure?

Only if you're under 30, which relates to another thread today.

/would hit it so hard, Richard Gere would cough up Lemmiwinks


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OtherLittleGuy: calbert: [www.albumartexchange.us image 500x405]

/obscure?

Only if you're under 30, which relates to another thread today.

/would hit it so hard, Richard Gere would cough up Lemmiwinks


Under 30? They don't even count.
pfft
 
2013-03-15 11:29:35 PM
The thing is people here are saying "it looks like......" xyz. I'm fairly sure some Americans are saying "it is"..... an angel, a devil, a football. Again, I ask WTF???
 
2013-03-15 11:29:41 PM
It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God.

"The pope asked to pray for Him," Cat Sunn told WPTV. "God answered."


This story was plastered all over the media in Florida today. I saw it on another station that asked it's meteorologist and even he said it was just a regular cloud.

Now riddle me this, if this really was God answering about the choice for Pope, why would he do it over Palm Beach County, FL instead of over Rome where they actually picked the Pope?

This is up there with seeing Jesus on a burnt piece of toast and thinking that's divine intervention.
 
2013-03-15 11:30:37 PM
sometimes I wondered if the rapture was real will all the clothes be left behind? if they were then so would all the previously in use maxipads & tampons.
 
2013-03-15 11:31:56 PM

Mrtraveler01: It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God.

"The pope asked to pray for Him," Cat Sunn told WPTV. "God answered."

This story was plastered all over the media in Florida today. I saw it on another station that asked it's meteorologist and even he said it was just a regular cloud.

Now riddle me this, if this really was God answering about the choice for Pope, why would he do it over Palm Beach County, FL instead of over Rome where they actually picked the Pope?

This is up there with seeing Jesus on a burnt piece of toast and thinking that's divine intervention.


Because there are a high percentage of jesusfreaks/drug abusers in Florida? Just guessing.
 
2013-03-15 11:32:52 PM
images.artnet.com

/hot
 
2013-03-15 11:33:15 PM
What are you nattering on about? The Rapture already happened, five years ago. It's just that nobody missed the 4 people who were taken.
 
Oak
2013-03-15 11:35:06 PM
www.dustygroove.com
 
2013-03-15 11:35:57 PM
It's clearly not an angel. Where's the trenchcoat?
www.deviantart.com
 
2013-03-15 11:36:17 PM

thorthor: Mrtraveler01: It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God.

"The pope asked to pray for Him," Cat Sunn told WPTV. "God answered."

This story was plastered all over the media in Florida today. I saw it on another station that asked it's meteorologist and even he said it was just a regular cloud.

Now riddle me this, if this really was God answering about the choice for Pope, why would he do it over Palm Beach County, FL instead of over Rome where they actually picked the Pope?

This is up there with seeing Jesus on a burnt piece of toast and thinking that's divine intervention.

Because there are a high percentage of jesusfreaks/drug abusers in Florida? Just guessing.


God bless that farked up state!
 
2013-03-15 11:36:48 PM

FormlessOne: It's clearly not an angel. Where's the trenchcoat?
[www.deviantart.com image 850x639]


It's also significantly smaller than the Chrysler Building
 
2013-03-15 11:38:11 PM
"Do you know how you got that dent, in your top lip? Way back, before you were born, I told you a secret, then I put my finger there and I said "Shhhhh!"
 
2013-03-15 11:40:25 PM
I believe it was sent by Steve Jobs
 
2013-03-15 11:43:21 PM

Mrtraveler01: It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God.

"The pope asked to pray for Him," Cat Sunn told WPTV. "God answered."

This story was plastered all over the media in Florida today. I saw it on another station that asked it's meteorologist and even he said it was just a regular cloud.

Now riddle me this, if this really was God answering about the choice for Pope, why would he do it over Palm Beach County, FL instead of over Rome where they actually picked the Pope?

This is up there with seeing Jesus on a burnt piece of toast and thinking that's divine intervention.



IT WAS A MESSAGE FROM GOD.

But the message wasn't intended for Catholics.


/jk
//jk
///JK!

But not to worry - the message will just Passover their heads
 
2013-03-15 11:46:07 PM
So has the rapture already happened? Are the people who are still here at this moment God's Unchosen? Does this mean all the true Christians have left, for good? Did they take the Muslims with them (I hope)?
 
2013-03-15 11:46:45 PM

Amos Quito: But not to worry - the message will just Passover their heads


What you did there...I see it.

Loved this part though:

Jews are still a rarity in Belle Glade, Pahokee, South Bay and the remote farming towns of western Palm Beach County.

Unless a Jew was poor (and I imagine there are a few), why would anyone move to those backwater hellholes in the first place?
 
2013-03-15 11:52:09 PM

Mrtraveler01: Unless a Jew was poor (and I imagine there are a few),


That's just what they want you to think. Everyone knows they have Jew-gold around their necks.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-03-15 11:53:13 PM

scottydoesntknow: I bet a mall just opened

[upload.wikimedia.org image 512x384]


I was wondering when that particular reference would pop up...

+1!

/ beat me to it
 
2013-03-15 11:54:20 PM

Mrtraveler01: thorthor: Mrtraveler01: It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God.

"The pope asked to pray for Him," Cat Sunn told WPTV. "God answered."

This story was plastered all over the media in Florida today. I saw it on another station that asked it's meteorologist and even he said it was just a regular cloud.

Now riddle me this, if this really was God answering about the choice for Pope, why would he do it over Palm Beach County, FL instead of over Rome where they actually picked the Pope?

This is up there with seeing Jesus on a burnt piece of toast and thinking that's divine intervention.

Because there are a high percentage of jesusfreaks/drug abusers in Florida? Just guessing.

God bless that farked up state!


Yeah, I guess. I'm not goin there though.
 
2013-03-15 11:55:29 PM

thorthor: Mrtraveler01: thorthor: Mrtraveler01: It happened the day Pope Francis was announced and some Catholics saw it as a possible sign from God.

"The pope asked to pray for Him," Cat Sunn told WPTV. "God answered."

This story was plastered all over the media in Florida today. I saw it on another station that asked it's meteorologist and even he said it was just a regular cloud.

Now riddle me this, if this really was God answering about the choice for Pope, why would he do it over Palm Beach County, FL instead of over Rome where they actually picked the Pope?

This is up there with seeing Jesus on a burnt piece of toast and thinking that's divine intervention.

Because there are a high percentage of jesusfreaks/drug abusers in Florida? Just guessing.

God bless that farked up state!

Yeah, I guess. I'm not goin there though.


I live in Missouri which I believe is basically Florida with crappier weather.

The news in Florida is much more entertaining than it is up here.
 
2013-03-15 11:55:40 PM
I saw a picture of a cloud that resembled a turd. Should we take this as a sign from God as well?
 
2013-03-15 11:56:02 PM
Subby, with that type of smarmy headline, you're gonna be hanging out with me and Kirk.
 
2013-03-15 11:56:43 PM
I always mess with these people and say "You know, according to the hierarchy of the bible angels do not have wings.  Only cherubs do.  Did you know that?"

F*cks with them every time - they can't get mad since you're quoting the bible like you know it.  Plus, it's actually true.

Cherubs = wings.

Angels = no wings
 
2013-03-15 11:57:22 PM
cherubs gots like a million eyes and shiat
 
2013-03-15 11:58:28 PM
Look, people, this is a big damn problem.  I took a lot of money from people who wanted their pets to be taken care of in case they were raptured and their pets weren't.  I'm a mostly honest man, but my HOA just won't allow that many pets.  Being an atheist, I never worried about this actually happening.
 
2013-03-16 12:05:22 AM

NewWorldDan: Look, people, this is a big damn problem.  I took a lot of money from people who wanted their pets to be taken care of in case they were raptured and their pets weren't.  I'm a mostly honest man, but my HOA just won't allow that many pets.  Being an atheist, I never worried about this actually happening.


Let them go and let God take care of them.
 
2013-03-16 12:06:35 AM

Clock Spider Jerusalem: sometimes I wondered if the rapture was real will all the clothes be left behind? if they were then so would all the previously in use maxipads & tampons.


along with any implants, boob jobs, pins and screws, pacemakers etc
 
2013-03-16 12:07:27 AM
STUPID farkING IDIOTS!!!!!!
 
2013-03-16 12:13:13 AM

Ed Grubermann: LesserEvil: I know where that cloud came out of.....

[img2u.info image 375x262]

CSB: I know the guy that made that image.
NSCSB: I'm a pathetic waste of breathing air.


You know Kirk?
 
2013-03-16 12:17:49 AM
People are stupid. I need to start profiting from it until they're all enslaved
 
2013-03-16 12:19:30 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Clock Spider Jerusalem: sometimes I wondered if the rapture was real will all the clothes be left behind? if they were then so would all the previously in use maxipads & tampons.

along with any implants, boob jobs, pins and screws, pacemakers etc


guy wakes up, there's two plastic boobs and a tampon next to him. forget it.
 
2013-03-16 12:20:07 AM
FTFA: "Steve Massie said that seeing shapes and faces in non-human objects was simply something he called "pareidolia."

"He called", as if it was just his silly word and not the actual science behind the phenomenon.

Journalists are born idiots, and pretty much remain that way their entire lives. Pareidolia is not just what Steve Massie called it. It's what it IS, you dipshiats.
 
2013-03-16 12:20:07 AM
Well, I'm convinced.
 
2013-03-16 12:20:42 AM
It's not an angel, it's Greg Louganis.  He's telling you that sunsets are faaaaaaaaabulous.
 
2013-03-16 12:22:29 AM
It is an angel. They were playing football and that DICK Michael threw it too far again.
 
2013-03-16 12:26:27 AM
Am I the only one who's just going 'oooh, so pretty'? Because really, that's a beautiful cloud.
 
2013-03-16 12:31:45 AM
ih1.redbubble.net
 
2013-03-16 12:32:54 AM
Angels are described as being pretty bizarre in the bible, or looking just like regular people. The popular image of them is just from some paintings people did, so anyone who praises or worships this is probably going to hell. If you believe in that sort of thing.
 
2013-03-16 12:35:33 AM
All hail our new cirrus overlord, the angel of the skies, a sign from the heavens, the harbinger of his divine wi--wait, where did it go? I disappeared!

By golly, these mystical signs in the heavens are so perplexing. If only we had some sort of organized and regulated process for ascertaining what causes these strange natural phenomenons within our atmosphere. We could call it something like.. "The Opposite of Dumbassery" or "Not Jump To Stupid Conclusionology"
 
2013-03-16 12:39:38 AM

Santroff: All hail our new cirrus overlord, the angel of the skies, a sign from the heavens, the harbinger of his divine wi--wait, where did it go? I disappeared!

By golly, these mystical signs in the heavens are so perplexing. If only we had some sort of organized and regulated process for ascertaining what causes these strange natural phenomenons within our atmosphere. We could call it something like.. "The Opposite of Dumbassery" or "Not Jump To Stupid Conclusionology"


Right, because you need a whole science dedicated to looking out the window and observing the weather. Maybe if they didn't pull that "30% chance" BS they could be a real science. You can say there's a 30% chance of rain every single day for the rest of time and never be wrong. That is hardly science.
 
2013-03-16 12:42:48 AM

Mrtraveler01: Amos Quito: But not to worry - the message will just Passover their heads

What you did there...I see it.

Loved this part though:

Jews are still a rarity in Belle Glade, Pahokee, South Bay and the remote farming towns of western Palm Beach County.

Unless a Jew was poor (and I imagine there are a few), why would anyone move to those backwater hellholes in the first place?



That was an angel?

Looked more like hanging chad to me.
 
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