ZAZ: One "nightstand" has drawers with clothes and condoms if I'm feeling lucky.
Livingroom: BuckTurgidson: derpThis is my Hotel Defense kit, and what my nightstand at a motel looks like any night that i travel for business:[s14.postimage.org image 850x635]if you've ever fired a gun indoors, you know that its 10x louder sounding. so, if i'm ever forced to defend myself in my motel room (as i often spend the night in memphis, jackson, louisville, etc) i'm prepared to do so, without so much as even disturbing the other guests.
Smeggy Smurf: Coaster, cat hair, empty cup, ass lube, athlete's foot cream, cat hair, bottle of wintergreen, wallet, cat hair, watch, spectacles, foot lotion, sunburn lotion, KY jelly, cat hair, cat, nail clippers, dagger, 3 books, cat hair, jewelry box, a lamp, Mrs. Smurf's panties on the lamp, 4 remotes and a couple ace bandages.It's not a nightstand, it's a repurposed table. With a cat bed under it.
Dr_Gene: You named your nose 'Jesus'?
GAT_00: Lamp, clock, tissues (no, for my nose, Jesus), almost always a book, and my phone and glasses while I'm asleep. Book sits on the clock.
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