ZAZ: One "nightstand" has drawers with clothes and condoms if I'm feeling lucky.
Livingroom: BuckTurgidson: derpThis is my Hotel Defense kit, and what my nightstand at a motel looks like any night that i travel for business:[s14.postimage.org image 850x635]if you've ever fired a gun indoors, you know that its 10x louder sounding. so, if i'm ever forced to defend myself in my motel room (as i often spend the night in memphis, jackson, louisville, etc) i'm prepared to do so, without so much as even disturbing the other guests.
Satanic panic in the attic: 3 HP? Do you have a VFD with it it to ramp it up? Or do you just ram rod it across the line?
Timmy the Tumor: how exactly does one measure the horsepower of an electric vibrator?
Timmy the Tumor: sn82: Timmy the Tumor: how exactly does one measure the horsepower of an electric vibrator?You just gotta turn that sucker on and test it out. Believe me, us ladies know the power of vibrators.Laughing. Although around here, you can tell most of the vibrator users/testers by the chipped teeth.
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