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(Slate)   All-female topless protest group. I'll say that again: ALL-FEMALE TOPLESS PROTEST GROUP (Not safe for work)   (slate.com ) divider line
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2013-03-15 03:09:01 PM  
i55.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-15 03:11:12 PM  
This thread is useless without, oh, wait, it's got pix.

What FlashHarry said.
 
2013-03-15 03:26:05 PM  
Hmmmmm.  I wonder what a topless group of females looks like...
 
2013-03-15 03:35:39 PM  
The problem with women protesting something by taking off their clothes is, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT YOU TO DO!
 
2013-03-15 03:36:20 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Hmmmmm.  I wonder what a topless group of females looks like...


A flock of boobies....
 
2013-03-15 03:52:20 PM  
Paging  DirkTheDaring. You are wanted in the topless boob thread.  Dirk?
 
2013-03-15 04:13:10 PM  
NSFW pic in TFA with some side boob and nipple.
 
2013-03-15 04:28:49 PM  

Elandriel: NSFW pic in TFA with some side boob and nipple.


Ah, on the forward-facing one.  Nice catch.
 
2013-03-15 05:22:24 PM  
They're protesting the idea of all females being topless?  I guess I can get behind that.  Only certain females should be topless.

The ones in TFA seem like they're in the ok-to-be-topless group.
 
2013-03-15 05:43:31 PM  
T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Topless.
 
2013-03-15 06:19:25 PM  
Technically NSFW. But lacks that certain compelling intensity of NSFW-ishness...
 
2013-03-15 06:29:43 PM  

Elandriel: NSFW pic in TFA with some side boob and nipple.


I realize this could be due to shadow, but that looked very gray to me. I think it could be part of the metal in the background.

/Not trying to poop on the party....
 
2013-03-15 06:29:57 PM  

Candygram4Mongo: Technically NSFW. But lacks that certain compelling intensity of NSFW-ishness...


In the U.S., it's OMG, SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM THIS.   In Europe, it's Friday.
 
2013-03-15 06:30:10 PM  
Wait. If they go topless in their stillsuits, don't they lose too much moisture?
 
2013-03-15 06:32:26 PM  
 
2013-03-15 06:32:55 PM  
Happy Friday!
Topless Ukrainian girls?! I'm in.

/Ukrainian
//yes, batshiat crazy
 
2013-03-15 06:32:58 PM  
A more effective protest is naked with body paint. That way they are technically not naked but they are.
 
2013-03-15 06:33:40 PM  
I see they're in an ironically named free speech zone, where protestors serve their jail sentence for protesting concurrently with protesting.
 
2013-03-15 06:36:24 PM  
Google Images is quite helpful at providing additional details on this subject...
 
2013-03-15 06:37:47 PM  

LordOfThePings: Wait. If they go topless in their stillsuits, don't they lose too much moisture?


Damn. You gotta refresh a lot to be the first with a joke here, boy...
 
2013-03-15 06:38:42 PM  
Whar blue within blue eyes?
 
2013-03-15 06:39:05 PM  
armed with a chainsaw. Dressed in nothing but coral hot pants, black leather boots, protective goggles, and a floral wreath on her head

Mom?
 
2013-03-15 06:42:47 PM  
NSFW?  I demand subby provides actual NSFW material to make up for that decidedly MSFW material.
 
2013-03-15 06:43:14 PM  
I have been pro-breast for many years.
 
2013-03-15 06:43:48 PM  
So, is there an after-party to this protest?
 
2013-03-15 06:45:19 PM  
go boobies!!!
go boobies!!!
its my birthday!!!
its my birthday!!!.....well,okay its not my birthday , still.........ya'know....go boobies and all
boobies
 
2013-03-15 06:45:40 PM  
FTA:  Because Femen fight against patriarchy in all its forms, their protests are broad in scope.
 
2013-03-15 06:46:21 PM  
Those girls look like these girls in my dreams. I'm wearing sun-god robes and standing on a pyramid. They scream and throw little pickles at me. Am I the only one who has that dream? I like that dream.

Nap time!
 
2013-03-15 06:46:39 PM  
needs more pics
 
2013-03-15 06:47:30 PM  

The Snow Dog: Those girls look like these girls in my dreams. I'm wearing sun-god robes and standing on a pyramid. They scream and throw little pickles at me. Am I the only one who has that dream? I like that dream.

Nap time!


In my dream, it's kumquats instead of pickles. And the Brawny man is leading the charge.
 
2013-03-15 06:48:41 PM  
EIP
 
2013-03-15 06:51:37 PM  

LessO2: Candygram4Mongo: Technically NSFW. But lacks that certain compelling intensity of NSFW-ishness...

In the U.S., it's OMG, SAVE THE CHILDREN FROM THIS.   In Europe, it's Friday.


It's Friday too in the Americas.
 
2013-03-15 06:54:25 PM  

The Snow Dog: Those girls look like these girls in my dreams. I'm wearing sun-god robes and standing on a pyramid. They scream and throw little pickles at me. Am I the only one who has that dream? I like that dream.

Nap time!


My dreams are akin to the first Silent Hill, a Marilyn Manson video, and the one scene from a vintage film directed by what's-his-name that involves a woman cutting here eye with a knife.

Yes, I need medication to sleep, as of late.
 
2013-03-15 06:55:39 PM  
here's a sentence you don't come across every day:
"Berlusconi, Italy's former prime minister and lover of bunga bunga parties..."
 
2013-03-15 06:58:19 PM  
Bing image search with filters off.
 
2013-03-15 06:58:34 PM  
Not sure you lads would like to meet any of these ladies in real-life: one seems pretty handy with a chain-saw & Femen could be a cautionary warning of wood-chopping tendencies.

/too old for my boobies to be revealed in public for any reason
 
2013-03-15 06:59:23 PM  

The Snow Dog: Those girls look like these girls in my dreams. I'm wearing sun-god robes and standing on a pyramid. They scream and throw little pickles at me. Am I the only one who has that dream? I like that dream.

Nap time!


popcultureblog.dallasnews.com

^Approves.
 
2013-03-15 07:01:00 PM  
rock on, soul sisters!

power to the people! tear down the patriarchy!

bie?

eip
 
2013-03-15 07:07:43 PM  
Topless? They are sometimes full frontal BOTTOMLESS!

Here's a video where they team up with Egyptian blogger Aliaa Elmahdy (infamous for posting a naked picture of herself) protesting at an embassy.

NSFW Video
 
2013-03-15 07:08:26 PM  
I don't really understand how their actions actually reinforce their point.  How do you combat the sex industry by getting naked?  It seems like you're just contributing to it.  Oh well, just seems like a cheap gimmick for attention by a bunch of girls who don't really know what they're protesting or are deluded into thinking they are making a statement in support of some cause.

/yah yah I know no one cares because boobies
 
2013-03-15 07:09:45 PM  
I've no idea what this means, but they had it on their website a couple of years ago:

www.clusterfake.net
 
2013-03-15 07:13:19 PM  
Punk isn't dead, It's just moved to Russia.
 
2013-03-15 07:17:59 PM  

Ego edo infantia cattus: Punk isn't dead, It's just moved to Russia.


You're right, I am going to see Bad Religion next week.

Where are all the boobs that should be in this thread by now?
 
2013-03-15 07:22:02 PM  

Kuta: NSFW-ish...
http://femen.org/en/news


Hawt.
 
2013-03-15 07:28:33 PM  
I would like to protest the lack of NSFW pictures in that article.
 
2013-03-15 07:30:26 PM  
From the article:  "Protests by Femen ... are designed to attract attention."

NO SHIAT, SHERLOCK!

/Attention whores will always be whores for attention.
 
2013-03-15 07:31:46 PM  
A shiat list of jerks, backed by boobies.  I'm okay with this.
 
2013-03-15 07:33:43 PM  
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2013/feb/24/femen-silvio-berlus c oni-italian-elections-video

Well, good jorb, I guess. I suppose there's some sort of symbolic victory in getting yourself pwned by the cops....well, no, not really. They just basically made sure a bunch of prominent people saw them get pwned by the cops....that'll really teach those fat-cats!
 
2013-03-15 07:35:16 PM  

megarian: Ukrainian


how you doin? (might become obligatory on Fridays)
ukrainiandatingblog.com
 
2013-03-15 07:38:11 PM  
What a topless woman may look like

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-15 07:38:28 PM  

HairBolus: Topless? They are sometimes full frontal BOTTOMLESS!

Here's a video where they team up with Egyptian blogger Aliaa Elmahdy (infamous for posting a naked picture of herself) protesting at an embassy.

NSFW Video


The brunette in the center.  Likenthe fist of angry God etc
 
2013-03-15 07:40:58 PM  

The Voice of Doom: I've no idea what this means, but they had it on their website a couple of years ago:

[www.clusterfake.net image 242x371]


Google reveals it means "I'm all farked," but I don't know which language. Probably Russian, Ukrainian or Belarussian.
 
2013-03-15 07:42:16 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-15 07:43:05 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-15 07:43:50 PM  
i216.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-15 07:45:20 PM  
See I didn't even know you can buy brides in Ukraine. I think they are defeating their purpose
 
2013-03-15 07:45:22 PM  
Not that I'm objecting, but why do they think showing their tits helps their protest.  Are their breasts somehow angry?

If women showed me their tits whenever I pissed them off, I'd be a much happier and more fulfilled person.
 
2013-03-15 07:46:01 PM  
 
2013-03-15 07:47:39 PM  
 
2013-03-15 07:54:51 PM  
To be honest, that is the best side-boob I've had all day. Who's got more pics???

/Keep 'me cummin........
 
2013-03-15 07:56:01 PM  
The nicest thing about listening to any topless woman protest anything, is that she's probably got at least 2 nice points.
 
2013-03-15 07:58:48 PM  
Isn't this thread (and Fark in general) an example of the patriarchy they are protesting?  I like to objectify women as much as the next dude, but you farkers take this shiat way too serioisly.

Can't a girl take off her clothes in protest without being ogled?

/dnrtfa
//disappointed with ics
 
2013-03-15 07:59:28 PM  
*pics
 
2013-03-15 08:00:19 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:01:23 PM  

serialsuicidebomber: The nicest thing about listening to any topless woman protest anything, is that she's probably got at least 2 nice points.


+1!
 
2013-03-15 08:02:15 PM  
Shaaaai huNuuuude...
 
2013-03-15 08:02:31 PM  

serialsuicidebomber: To be honest, that is the best side-boob I've had all day. Who's got more pics???

/Keep 'me cummin........



Someone say sideboob?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-15 08:05:24 PM  

HairBolus: Topless? They are sometimes full frontal BOTTOMLESS!

Here's a video where they team up with Egyptian blogger Aliaa Elmahdy (infamous for posting a naked picture of herself) protesting at an embassy.

NSFW Video


As a general rule, I hate protesters.  They interfere with my commute, generally support causes I find ridiculous, and otherwise interrupt my workday.  However, this is the kind of civil disobedience I can get behind.  And I would, in fact, get behind each one of them.
 
2013-03-15 08:07:04 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:09:16 PM  
So I wonder if it occurs to them that no one would pay any attention to them if they weren't topless and the fact they are topless means no one cares about what they are protesting because boobies.
 
2013-03-15 08:11:56 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:14:46 PM  

The Voice of Doom: I've no idea what this means, but they had it on their website a couple of years ago:

[www.clusterfake.net image 242x371]


I read it as "Everyone farks me".
 
2013-03-15 08:16:19 PM  

js34603: So I wonder if it occurs to them that no one would pay any attention to them if they weren't topless and the fact they are topless means no one cares about what they are protesting because boobies.


They think protesting does something, so I kind of doubt they're very intellectual.
 
2013-03-15 08:17:03 PM  
banned on the run is a hero and an inspiration

all you people should be advised to be more like him in your lives and dealings with others.
 
2013-03-15 08:21:40 PM  
I give Feminists as much respect as Creationists, Flat Earth people, PETA, Greenpeace, the Occupy people, and Justin Beiber fans.
 
2013-03-15 08:24:23 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:33:49 PM  
ah, sinbox. you do the lord's work and will be blessed in this life and any others you may or may not have in the future
 
2013-03-15 08:34:11 PM  

HairBolus: Topless? They are sometimes full frontal BOTTOMLESS!

Here's a video where they team up with Egyptian blogger Aliaa Elmahdy (infamous for posting a naked picture of herself) protesting at an embassy.

NSFW Video


The Arab girl is pretty.

But the question still remains: How does attention whoring change anything?
 
2013-03-15 08:38:26 PM  

Omahawg: banned on the run is a hero and an inspiration

all you people should be advised to be more like him in your lives and dealings with others.


as are you good sir

Sinbox is here.  This topless thread has been jumpstarted.
 
2013-03-15 08:41:52 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:43:10 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:46:34 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:53:01 PM  
nsfw

nsfw

Best-laid-plans fell through at 11:59. Again. So this is my evening. Off and on.

Uh, Oh. I'm starting to get a Fark rep.

This will not do at all. *smirk*

Straight back at'cha, gents.
 
2013-03-15 08:53:07 PM  
 
2013-03-15 08:56:29 PM  
i49.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-15 08:57:43 PM  
ARMBRA!

/Too early to take a shot at the gredunza, huh?
 
2013-03-15 08:59:58 PM  

Another Government Employee: HairBolus: Topless? They are sometimes full frontal BOTTOMLESS!

Here's a video where they team up with Egyptian blogger Aliaa Elmahdy (infamous for posting a naked picture of herself) protesting at an embassy.

NSFW Video

The Arab girl is pretty.

But the question still remains: How does drawing attention

whoring change anything?
 
2013-03-15 09:02:46 PM  
 
2013-03-15 09:03:03 PM  
 
2013-03-15 09:07:05 PM  
Does anyone know how to bookmark a thread?  This is for future reference of course...
 
2013-03-15 09:10:30 PM  
Not a boob... i mean bookmark.
 
2013-03-15 09:10:48 PM  
8-D   www.dirtbikeaddicts.com
thanks so stinkin' much what an epic thread
 
2013-03-15 09:13:24 PM  
i.imgur.com

Get me a plane ticket, a big white cake, and a little gold ring for I AM IN LOVE!
 
2013-03-15 09:17:40 PM  
 
2013-03-15 09:19:37 PM  
In protest of the lack of topless protests in this thread I am now topless. harumph!

NSFW

NSFW

NSFW
 
2013-03-15 09:24:55 PM  
nsfw

In some twisted universe far from our own, this is a "Welcome To Fark" macro.
 
2013-03-15 09:38:59 PM  
Holy FSM this is an epic thread!
 
2013-03-15 09:41:20 PM  

Another Government Employee: HairBolus: Topless? They are sometimes full frontal BOTTOMLESS!

Here's a video where they team up with Egyptian blogger Aliaa Elmahdy (infamous for posting a naked picture of herself) protesting at an embassy.

NSFW Video

The Arab girl is pretty.

But the question still remains: How does attention whoring change anything?


Aliaa Elmahdy is protesting the way Sharia law treats women. It's a big shock to most Muslims to see a naked Nice Egyptian girl who is not a prostitute. If you google her name in Arabic, علياء ماجدة المهدى, you get About 156,000 results. Not knowing Arabic I can't tell how positive or negative these are - I'm sure there are plenty of religiously repressed young Muslim males who make the comments on YouTube look polite and non-sexist. But she has certainly raised the awareness of the issues though she will probably inspire females more than males.

(and for you NSFW horndogs here are her pics at FEMEN)
 
2013-03-15 09:41:52 PM  

Sinbox: nsfw

In some twisted universe far from our own, this is a "Welcome To Fark" macro.


imgboot.com
 
2013-03-15 09:53:19 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Sinbox: nsfw

In some twisted universe far from our own, this is a "Welcome To Fark" macro.

[imgboot.com image 600x696]


Unadulterated brilliance!

Thanks.
 
2013-03-15 10:08:53 PM  
Wait... So radical, militant feminists are good in this thread? Or is it that they're only good when they're topless. I'm losing count.
 
2013-03-15 10:09:56 PM  
that is genius
 
2013-03-15 10:17:44 PM  
In support of these (and other) topless protesters, I'm all off.  Or maybe this is just a bookmark.

/both?
 
2013-03-15 10:24:07 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Sinbox: nsfw

In some twisted universe far from our own, this is a "Welcome To Fark" macro.

[imgboot.com image 600x696]


Perfection.
 
2013-03-15 10:50:05 PM  
EVERY single ukranian woman I've known has been hot, or clearly was in her prime (and still looked good well into her 40s).
if you GIS femen there is not a single unattractive protester.

good god, anything that beautiful has got to be at least a little right. I'm fully in support of them!
 
2013-03-15 10:55:36 PM  

Sinbox: All work unsafe:

Link

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Good quality.  Thanks.
 
2013-03-15 10:58:46 PM  

Fark In The Duck: Hmmmmm.  I wonder what a topless group of females looks like...


I'm afraid.
 
2013-03-15 10:59:11 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Wait... So radical, militant feminists are good in this thread? Or is it that they're only good when they're topless. I'm losing count.


The second one.

See also: slut walk.
 
2013-03-15 11:02:52 PM  
 
2013-03-15 11:03:59 PM  
 
2013-03-15 11:14:36 PM  
 
2013-03-16 12:22:19 AM  
 
2013-03-16 12:29:43 AM  
 
2013-03-16 12:44:06 AM  
i.imgur.com

/totally a bookmark
 
2013-03-16 12:46:03 AM  
nice
 
2013-03-16 01:20:36 AM  
i1121.photobucket.com
/Also a bookmark
 
2013-03-16 01:30:27 AM  
Why not a few more 'fore bed?

none qualify as work-safe:

Link

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wisdom for her and him:

Link
 
2013-03-16 01:37:30 AM  

Sinbox: Why not a few more 'fore bed?

I sorta think I know who you were but I could be wrong. Anyway you're doing it right ; )
/Love your pics here

 
2013-03-16 02:00:01 AM  

Sinbox: wisdom for her and him:

Link


Bah ha ha ha!
 
2013-03-16 02:33:19 AM  

Sinbox: Why not a few more 'fore bed?

none qualify as work-safe:

Link

Link

second one is nightmare fuel
 
2013-03-16 03:14:39 AM  

Another Government Employee: HairBolus: Topless? They are sometimes full frontal BOTTOMLESS!

Here's a video where they team up with Egyptian blogger Aliaa Elmahdy (infamous for posting a naked picture of herself) protesting at an embassy.

NSFW Video

The Arab girl is pretty.

But the question still remains: How does attention whoring change anything?


Especially considering that is in Stockholm. Not exactly shocked by naked women here.
 
2013-03-16 04:00:59 AM  
I read the title and then saw the pic.  Just 2 of them.  I have no idea what they are protesting and I couldn't care less about it.  What I do care about is:  "Are the rest of them at least as good looking as the two in the picture or are they fat and ugly?  Also, do they mud wrestle?
 
2013-03-16 06:07:19 AM  
CTRL+B
 
2013-03-16 06:57:08 AM  
FTA: "Men aren't listening to the message. They are wanking to the image."

DUH!
 
2013-03-16 07:24:45 AM  
When are their protests going to be "having sex with balding chubby guy."?
 
2013-03-16 07:54:14 AM  
 
2013-03-16 08:19:33 AM  
Had an ex that joined a topless group like this once.
One night she came home from a protest and I took one look
at her and said "You know honey when your breasts hang down
like that they pull all of the wrinkles out from your face."

/be here all week
//try the chicken
 
2013-03-16 08:20:06 AM  
I never EVER thought I would find myself saying this - because I am a huge fan of naked women of all shapes and sizes.  But after going through a GIS for Femen, I was disgusted by the first page to a point that I had to close the window and shiver a little.

Emaciated, angry and painted is no way to go through life.
 
2013-03-16 08:56:40 AM  

CygnusDarius: The Snow Dog: Those girls look like these girls in my dreams. I'm wearing sun-god robes and standing on a pyramid. They scream and throw little pickles at me. Am I the only one who has that dream? I like that dream.

Nap time!

My dreams are akin to the first Silent Hill, a Marilyn Manson video, and the one scene from a vintage film directed by what's-his-name that involves a woman cutting here eye with a knife.


Un Chien Andalou

by Louis Bunuel.
 
2013-03-16 10:45:17 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: I sorta think I know who you were but I could be wrong.




i DO.
 
2013-03-16 11:01:12 AM  

Fark In The Duck: Hmmmmm.  I wonder what a topless group of females looks like...


Thanks all!  I now have a much better idea of what a topless group of females looks like.
 
2013-03-16 11:07:20 AM  
This thread pleases me
 
2013-03-16 11:14:52 AM  

abhorrent1: I have the weirdest boner

/obviously NSFW


at first i was like "mmmmmmm" :)

then I was like "aaaaaaaaaah" :oo
 
2013-03-16 04:28:53 PM  
Bookmark? Yes please
 
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