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(The Big Story)   U.S. last week: "We're not concerned about a nuclear threat from North Korea." U.S. this week: "Uhh, let's add some interceptors along the west coast. You know, just in case"   ( divider line
    More: Scary, North Koreans, interceptors, U.S., North Korean ICBM, Vandenberg Air Force Base, Air Force bases, missile defense, Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel  
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6967 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Mar 2013 at 4:56 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-15 04:58:23 PM  
4 votes:
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"Whoa!  Did someone just say 'interceptions'?  Daddy likey!"
2013-03-15 05:15:03 PM  
3 votes:

mikaloyd: [ image 400x317]

I liked thermal damage, blast effects and ionizing radiation before they were cool.
2013-03-15 06:29:23 PM  
2 votes:

JeffDenver: tonguedepressor:You didn't ignore our assholes in all those mens rooms though didja?

I couldn't. Your dad had such a nice one. He has a talented mouth too. Say hi to him for me.

Doesn't quite carry the weight of "your Mom" quips.

Of course not many can carry the weight of your mom.
2013-03-15 05:20:32 PM  
2 votes:

ArtosRC: What North Korean could ever afford bulgogi, save for the military and government elite? Even then, that's a stretch.

LOL, yeah, this guy is not going hungry

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2013-03-15 05:11:12 PM  
2 votes:

JeffDenver: I like how all the liberals have finally STFU about missile defense. It's a good thing we ignored your assholes and funded it anyway eh?

You're ignoring assholes? That is SO un-Republican.
2013-03-15 05:02:58 PM  
2 votes:
Ahh, North Korea, dominating Fark headlines is your real power.
2013-03-15 11:15:10 PM  
1 vote:
The problem with MAD is that you have to assume the other side is rational enough not to risk destroying themselves just to destroy you.

That's why this is so convenient. These ballistic defense things are really bad for international relations, especially with Russia.

RUSSIA: Hey USA, I notice you built some more ballistic defense stuff.
USA: Yeah?
RUSSIA: Well... you're not supposed to do that, remember? Treaties and stuff?
USA: Oh, this isn't for you. This is for North Korea.
2013-03-15 06:59:16 PM  
1 vote:

MorteDiem: JeffDenver: I like how all the liberals have finally STFU about missile defense. It's a good thing we ignored your assholes and funded it anyway eh?

You conservatives really need to make up your minds. Are you gonna biatch about govt. spending or applaud it?

Military spending is allowed in the Constitution.  Most other things the upon which the government spends money are not.  THAT is the problem most teabaggers have.

At least get straight why you hate conservatives.  Hating people for the wrong reasons makes you bigoted AND stupid.
2013-03-15 05:22:20 PM  
1 vote:

JeffDenver: I like how all the liberals have finally STFU about missile defense. It's a good thing we ignored your assholes and funded it anyway eh?

March 18, 1999
WASHINGTON -- "Reacting to warnings that missiles from several emerging nations could soon be capable of hitting the United States, the Senate voted yesterday to build a national defense system as soon as the technology is developed

"The legislation, which the Senate approved 97-3, follows several unexpected missile launches by foreign nations, including a long-range ballistic missile tested by North Korea last August, and medium-range tests by Iran.  The fear is that those nations will soon have the capacity to fire rockets to the United States."

105th Senate:1997-1999(D)45(R) 55

Wait, you mean JeffDenver is talking out his ass?
No Way!
2013-03-15 05:13:47 PM  
1 vote:
Lining the coast with beef is not going to help.
2013-03-15 05:10:35 PM  
1 vote:
Zealous overreaction to something that's completely Kim Jong Un-related.
2013-03-15 05:09:14 PM  
1 vote:
totally digging their guidance systems
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/i just realized that i've eaten more north korean food than the north koreans.
2013-03-15 03:35:57 PM  
1 vote:
Huh. Well then.
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