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(WCSH 8 Portland)   Guy who set USS Miami on fire to get some time off gets 17 years time off. Plus, has to pay back $400 million in restitution, which in cigarettes is infinity   (wcsh6.com) divider line 23
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2013-03-15 03:19:00 PM
4 votes:
How long before he sets the prison on fire so he can go home?
2013-03-15 03:32:45 PM
3 votes:
Good thing he already finished filming the second half of the final season.


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2013-03-15 03:47:15 PM
2 votes:

factoryconnection: ICBMs have nothing to do with SSNs... and SSNs do their intended job all the time.


What the fark does Social Security have to do with this? Talk about getting off subject!
2013-03-15 03:29:02 PM
2 votes:

Joce678: factoryconnection: The submariner groups on Facebook have been ablaze (sorry) about this light sentence.  The way I read it: what sentence un-torches that stack of $500M taxpayer dollars?  We could squeeze him for every penny he's ever earned or will earn and it wouldn't replace one birthing compartment in that boat.


Enough people give birth on submarines that they need multiple birthing compartments?


You forgot about the seamen involved.
2013-03-15 03:19:54 PM
2 votes:
Did he get his stapler back?
2013-03-15 05:40:23 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: The submariner groups on Facebook have been ablaze (sorry) about this light sentence.  The way I read it: what sentence un-torches that stack of $500M taxpayer dollars?  We could squeeze him for every penny he's ever earned or will earn and it wouldn't replace one birthing compartment in that boat.

Not to say that he isn't deserving of punishment, but nothing we do un-does his crime so we're stuck with the bill, those firefighters are stuck with their lung damage, etc...

All this sh*t over "girl troubles."  What a maniac.

/dolphin wearer


If someone did this to one of the ships I've worked on, I'd track them down and strip

every

last

cable

out of their body.

And I'm a contractor.  (I've spent the last X years writing lots of the specs and corrections for the mid-life refit.)  I can't even imagine what you'd want to do if you served.
2013-03-15 05:39:54 PM
1 votes:
Powerball's up to $216-million... All he's got to do is win a couple of those.
2013-03-15 05:00:37 PM
1 votes:

TheGreatGazoo: How can you do that much damage to a sub with a fire?  Isn't there a fire suppression system on board?


Yep, screen doors.
2013-03-15 04:18:39 PM
1 votes:

devine: He set fire to a farking nuclear sub so he could go home early? I kinda wish the court did the same thing.


but then we'd be out two subs!
2013-03-15 04:06:12 PM
1 votes:
The only way to attack a US naval vessel without reprecusion is to be Israeli.
2013-03-15 04:05:51 PM
1 votes:

Resolute: factoryconnection: Car_Ramrod: I think that's how it goes with a lot of crimes...

Usually when vast amounts of money are taken, they were taken somewhere.  Usually when something big is destroyed, it is insured.  This time, nope it is just a bunch of money that we'll spend to fix MIAMI that the asshole that took it didn't even get to enjoy, much less return.

Maybe I'm doing a bad job of stating that this is just entirely frustrating from a crime and punishment POV: the costs of his crime are just so much more massive than anything he could ever do to repay it.

And yet, completely inconsequential compared to the cost of a single rape or murder.


Yea, that's kind of where I was going. A lot of crimes have costs that can't be measured in dollars and cents. And nothing we do as a society undoes that damage. It's frustrating, but that's how it works.
2013-03-15 04:05:19 PM
1 votes:

UNC_Samurai: You can't exactly run down to Best Buy and grab a Raytheon Integrated Combat System.


They're never in stock.  I tried on-line ordering but the waiting list is huge, and eBay won't take my Best Buy credit card.  What a ripoff.
2013-03-15 03:55:38 PM
1 votes:
The real question is, can he take it off his taxes?

//farking IRS and tax time
2013-03-15 03:42:36 PM
1 votes:
" $400 million in restitution, which in cigarettes is infinity "


Okay, in other words two or three packs depending on brand.
2013-03-15 03:28:45 PM
1 votes:
I wonder how his anxiety is faring now?
2013-03-15 03:27:40 PM
1 votes:
No wonder squirrels love America. It's full of nuts.

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2013-03-15 03:26:17 PM
1 votes:

factoryconnection: The submariner groups on Facebook have been ablaze (sorry) about this light sentence.  The way I read it: what sentence un-torches that stack of $500M taxpayer dollars?  We could squeeze him for every penny he's ever earned or will earn and it wouldn't replace one birthing compartment in that boat.



Enough people give birth on submarines that they need multiple birthing compartments?
2013-03-15 03:23:26 PM
1 votes:
FTA: The sentence imposed Friday on Casey James Fury ...

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2013-03-15 03:19:53 PM
1 votes:
He's gonna have to go down a bit to earn the money to pay off that fine.
2013-03-15 03:19:48 PM
1 votes:
A more suitable sentence would be to tie his ass to the conning tower of the boat on her return to duty.
Exec, 'Chief, dive the boat.'
Chief: Aye sir, 'Dive the boat'.
Exec: 'Did you hear something Chief?'
Chief: 'Negative sir, what depth?'
Exec: 'Make your depth 300 feet.'
2013-03-15 03:17:44 PM
1 votes:

8 inches: If he really needs the money, he should just call Montel Williams.


The Western Sky people may give him a better interest rate.
2013-03-15 03:15:16 PM
1 votes:
Remember the Miami!!!
2013-03-15 03:01:45 PM
1 votes:
If he really needs the money, he should just call Montel Williams.
 
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