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2013-03-15 01:11:57 PM
i would watch that.

/dnrtb
 
2013-03-15 01:14:54 PM
She is legal now so inappropriate is out the window.

However and please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the draw of these books to average housewives is the fact that an average house wife can see herself in the book?

Ms. Watson isn't average house wife age and/or look like the average housewife.
 
2013-03-15 01:24:14 PM
Ugh. This is hard. Trying to decide between watching a poorly written novel based on Twilight fanfic vs. Emma Watson possibly involved in some BSDM....

Yes please.

I don't know who got her on board but you sir, are a genius.
 
2013-03-15 01:38:02 PM
This is always a prerequisite in these threads:
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

NSFW text.
 
2013-03-15 01:42:09 PM
chatter-fest.com
 
2013-03-15 01:50:53 PM

OtherLittleGuy: [chatter-fest.com image 300x375]


That's a nice picture. Got any derivative works?
 
2013-03-15 01:51:43 PM
Oh my
 
2013-03-15 02:08:13 PM

ShawnDoc: This is always a prerequisite in these threads:
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

NSFW text.


The seemingly never-ending streams of baby gravy emanating from his love lollipop soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio.

LOL!
 
2013-03-15 02:48:52 PM
Unless I see something different, I assume it's just some random memo saying
"if you get the movie rights for us, Emma Watson will be the first I'll contact about that role".


/I also wouldn't be surprised if the hackers threw in a fake document about this to get more attention
 
2013-03-15 03:03:36 PM
This movie will be PG-13 rubbish at best, much like it's source material.

/haven't read it
//won't be watching it
 
2013-03-15 03:05:45 PM

ShawnDoc: This is always a prerequisite in these threads:
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

NSFW text.


Also a prerequisite.

Also NSFW
 
2013-03-15 03:06:35 PM
So a shockingly vulgar, (to soccer-moms), book will be made into an R-rated, (we'll see everyone's tit's and mostly male asses - see soccer-mom target audience- except Emma's) movie.

Sounds like yet another cultural milestone to ignore.

Much like 'Titanic', (we all know the damned ship sinks), the only wonder of it all was how could a movie with so many plot holes not sink itself!!!!
 
2013-03-15 03:07:38 PM
Just a fun word of warning; Emma Watson pics are the largest sources of viral code before you hit that GIS
 
2013-03-15 03:10:04 PM
has the rock been signed yet?

OtherLittleGuy: [chatter-fest.com image 300x375]


d'oh
 
2013-03-15 03:12:32 PM
[richarddawkins.jpg]
 
2013-03-15 03:19:15 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: However and please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the draw of these books to average housewives is the fact that an average house wife can see herself in the book?


No, it's supposed to match how the average housewife imagines herself to be.
 
2013-03-15 03:21:10 PM

Flash_NYC: Much like 'Titanic', (we all know the damned ship sinks), the only wonder of it all was how could a movie with so many plot holes not sink itself!!!!


Clearly you need to listen to Harry Knowles, James Cameron is the greatest director who has every lived, and does something no other director does anymore, create character driven movies that defy Hollywood stereotypes and cliches.

/He really did say that while discussing Avatar at Comic-Con a few years ago.
//Whatever he's on, I want some.
 
2013-03-15 03:23:44 PM
THere's no need to see the movie. If she's nude in it, the coresponding clips will be on the internet in less than a fortnight.
 
2013-03-15 03:24:15 PM
I thought we already knew this. Coulda sworn.
 
2013-03-15 03:25:08 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: She is legal now so inappropriate is out the window.

However and please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the draw of these books to average housewives is the fact that an average house wife can see herself in the book?

Ms. Watson isn't average house wife age and/or look like the average housewife.


Age? No. Looks? She's cute, but not staggeringly beautiful or hot.

//at least get knees are rounded.
 
2013-03-15 03:30:15 PM
I think I'll audition to be the male lead role...whatever his name is.  Who do I talk to about that?
 
2013-03-15 03:36:31 PM
My friend bought me the Fifty Shades of Grey: XXX Porn Parody...not sure if Emma Watson can complete with that, I mean those, I mean...
 
2013-03-15 03:39:19 PM
*bites lip, rolls eyes* Oh my!!Finished the trilogy last month. I had to see what all the fuss was about. It's not worth making a movie about....and by saying that, the whole trilogy will be made into movies.

The "innocent college girl meets bad boy but broken billionaire, teaches to him to love and in the end fixes him" story is a housewife mastubatory fantasy gold mine. Wish i'd thought of it!

Emma as the lead female...i don't know. i was picturing more of an Anna Kendrick like actress.

/meh
 
2013-03-15 03:43:51 PM
Iamokaywiththis.jpg
 
2013-03-15 03:44:48 PM
Natalie Portman would be a better choice
 
2013-03-15 03:45:01 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: She is legal now so inappropriate is out the window.

However and please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the draw of these books to average housewives is the fact that an average house wife can see herself in the book?

Ms. Watson isn't average house wife age and/or look like the average housewife.


I think they might be targeting a different audience that the book didn't quite hit.

/I'm male, I had no interest in the book, but I would think about seeing this movie
//and by "think about seeing" I most likely mean "will probably download and fap to"
 
2013-03-15 03:45:43 PM
They should cast The Rock for a walk-on.
 
2013-03-15 03:49:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: She is legal now so inappropriate is out the window.

However and please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the draw of these books to average housewives is the fact that an average house wife can see herself in the book?

Ms. Watson isn't average house wife age and/or look like the average housewife.


No, Anastasia Steele is supposed to be an inexperienced, naive, thin, beautiful college coed who doesn't realize she's beautiful. I'm also guessing that she's blonde.

The reason I know this is because ALL of the Harlequin/Romance books star girls who fit that description perfectly.
 
2013-03-15 03:50:51 PM

bdub77: Ugh. This is hard. Trying to decide between watching a poorly written novel based on Twilight fanfic vs. Emma Watson possibly involved in some BSDM....

Yes please.

I don't know who got her on board but you sir, are a genius.


Don't get too excited.  I guarantee this will get the "9 1/2 Weeks" treatment where everybody buzzes about how edgy and transgressive it is, what with it being an S&M romance and all, but what you are going to see on the screen is a lot of totally vanilla sex scene with some proops laying around the edge of the shot to imply somethign kinky might have happened or might happen after the fade to black.  And the average "porky's" movie will have more nudity.  Hell, this is the kind of movie were they'll probably ahve to add in some cursing and a gratiutous topless scene just to avoid a PG-13 rating
 
2013-03-15 03:56:57 PM
Will it be as lame as Black Swan?
 
2013-03-15 03:59:49 PM
While it was enjoyable watching Ms. Watson grow up in the Harry Potter movies I do not want to follow her journey of sexual self-discovery on the big screen. I've been watching her in movies since she was 11-years old, so that is just too creepy.
 
2013-03-15 04:01:10 PM
She's hot, but Kate Mara would be a better choice.
 
2013-03-15 04:05:55 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: She is legal now so inappropriate is out the window.

However and please correct me if I'm wrong but isn't the draw of these books to average housewives is the fact that an average house wife can see herself in the book?

Ms. Watson isn't average house wife age and/or look like the average housewife.


My understanding is that the female in the book is a virginal just graduated college aged gal who is so impossibly thin you couldn't see her if she turned sideways, who catches the eye of a real life Adonis who happens to be a gazillionaire.

So, yea the average housewife.

Actually, the gazillionaire male character actually exhibits many, may signs of an abuser (that have nothing to do with the physical abuse that is alleged to be BDSM but really isn't) so maybe that is what they mean when they say an average housewife can see herself getting into a relationship like this

[shrug]

Yea, poorly written books with sex scenes that are rather vanilla (with admitted occasional colorful sprinkles) and the same dang scene over and over again (Zzzzzzz), not really my thing.  But when the male character stalks her (to the point of buying the company she works for), won't let her leave the dang house without monitoring her constantly, or see her friends, makes her cry constantly, becomes overly jealous and has ludicrous moods swings I was absolutely baffled at what anyone could consider sexy.  It really became too much to overlook.  I would be horrified if my best friend/sister/daughter was in a relationship like that.

/Got through the fist book, but had to put (throw and set on fire)  the second one down half way through.
 
2013-03-15 04:06:49 PM

Cymbal: She's hot, but Kate Mara would be a better choice.


You deserve awards.
 
2013-03-15 04:10:31 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Natalie Portman would be a better choice


Why not both?
 
2013-03-15 04:12:02 PM
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-15 04:16:46 PM

ShawnDoc: This is always a prerequisite in these threads:
http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

NSFW text.


That damn thing never gets old

"The farking of my balloon knot was so vigorous, he soon found his chin pounders joining his vein cane deep in my marmite motorway. By now, my shame portal was foaming like someone had poured fairy liquid into Niagara Falls. With his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus pounding deep into my cod crater, the sensation of his throbbing quim dagger smashing my cervix made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery. Inserting a barbie doll into my cod cave got me spritzing minge mucus faster than snot off a whip. After having my ground zero grotto thrusted, he then proceeded to fark my brown eye again."
 
2013-03-15 04:17:46 PM
Inappropriate fantasies? She's been of appropriate age for 4 years subby.
 
2013-03-15 04:20:57 PM

steve-0: Cymbal: She's hot, but Kate Mara would be a better choice.

You deserve awards.


MANY AWARDS

img713.imageshack.us

ALL THE AWARDS.

RedT: Actually, the gazillionaire male character actually exhibits many, may signs of an abuser (that have nothing to do with the physical abuse that is alleged to be BDSM but really isn't) so maybe that is what they mean when they say an average housewife can see herself getting into a relationship like this


Never read the books but I've heard so many people talk about it I think I have.

When they start talking about it I tell them about this:

img703.imageshack.us

And I wait till they see this:
img560.imageshack.us

then I laugh.....
 
2013-03-15 04:23:26 PM

red5ish: While it was enjoyable watching Ms. Watson grow up in the Harry Potter movies I do not want to follow her journey of sexual self-discovery on the big screen. I've been watching her in movies since she was 11-years old, so that is just too creepy.


Every woman was a 11 year old girl once.
 
2013-03-15 04:27:30 PM

ShawnDoc: James Cameron is the greatest director who has every lived


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-15 04:29:23 PM

Nick Spiceyweiner: Will it be as lame as Black Swan?


tommy lee jones and his newspaper

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 560x702]
[i.imgur.com image 640x960]


whoa.
 
2013-03-15 04:31:06 PM
MyKingdomForYourHorse......

"....made me quiver like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery "

Pure Gold!!!!
 
2013-03-15 04:32:02 PM
ReapTheChaos: Every woman was a 11 year old girl once.

You there!  Yes you!  Stop talking. RIGHT NOW.
 
2013-03-15 04:33:56 PM

red5ish: While it was enjoyable watching Ms. Watson grow up in the Harry Potter movies I do not want to follow her journey of sexual self-discovery on the big screen. I've been watching her in movies since she was 11-years old, so that is just too creepy.


Think of it like this. You bought a busted pieced out auto and are dead set on fixing it up. It takes some time but over the course of those 7 years, that car. Well she's a beauty and she's all ready for you to ride it into the ground.
 
2013-03-15 04:35:20 PM

Magorn: bdub77: Ugh. This is hard. Trying to decide between watching a poorly written novel based on Twilight fanfic vs. Emma Watson possibly involved in some BSDM....

Yes please.

I don't know who got her on board but you sir, are a genius.

Don't get too excited.  I guarantee this will get the "9 1/2 Weeks" treatment where everybody buzzes about how edgy and transgressive it is, what with it being an S&M romance and all, but what you are going to see on the screen is a lot of totally vanilla sex scene with some proops laying around the edge of the shot to imply somethign kinky might have happened or might happen after the fade to black.  And the average "porky's" movie will have more nudity.  Hell, this is the kind of movie were they'll probably ahve to add in some cursing and a gratiutous topless scene just to avoid a PG-13 rating



KINKY!
 
2013-03-15 04:36:55 PM

Jekylman: Magorn: bdub77: Ugh. This is hard. Trying to decide between watching a poorly written novel based on Twilight fanfic vs. Emma Watson possibly involved in some BSDM....

Yes please.

I don't know who got her on board but you sir, are a genius.

Don't get too excited.  I guarantee this will get the "9 1/2 Weeks" treatment where everybody buzzes about how edgy and transgressive it is, what with it being an S&M romance and all, but what you are going to see on the screen is a lot of totally vanilla sex scene with some proops laying around the edge of the shot to imply somethign kinky might have happened or might happen after the fade to black.  And the average "porky's" movie will have more nudity.  Hell, this is the kind of movie were they'll probably ahve to add in some cursing and a gratiutous topless scene just to avoid a PG-13 rating


KINKY!


bite-prod.s3.amazonaws.com
now with pic!
 
2013-03-15 04:38:46 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: deep in my marmite motorway


Oh my indeed.
 
2013-03-15 04:39:47 PM
Can I just start fapping now?  Oh nevermind, like I even need your permission...
 
2013-03-15 04:43:47 PM
I misread that as Emily Watson and was momentarily excited.

/damnit
//emma watson is cute but emily watson is so sexy
 
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