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(Huffington Post)   Not this shiat again. Another Carnival cruise ship disaster maybe just around the poop deck. No, not that one. Or that one. This time it's the Legend   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 28
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2013-03-15 10:20:48 AM
50 votes:
The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.
2013-03-15 11:28:17 AM
5 votes:
what a Carnival Cruise Passenger might look like...

i.imgur.com
2013-03-15 11:21:47 AM
3 votes:
i218.photobucket.com
2013-03-15 11:10:19 AM
3 votes:

Pants full of macaroni!!: Snarfangel: The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.

You win all the internets for the rest of the month.


Stop, guys, I'm flushing.

Blushing, I mean. Blushing.
2013-03-15 10:48:45 AM
3 votes:

Snarfangel: The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.


nothing like a nice folk ballad about poop.

+1 internets to you
2013-03-15 10:27:19 AM
3 votes:

Snarfangel: The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.


Whar funny button? Whar?
2013-03-15 04:23:50 PM
2 votes:

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Oh, and:

Cold raw sewage is in my shoes
There's no point in flushing and the toilets ooze
So be my guest, the deck's covered with poos
Won't you let me take you on a Poop Cruise.

/Oo-ee
//Oo-ee baby.


Feel like dumpin', baby won't you join me please

We'll leave a crap slick all along the Florida Keys


My cabin's like a litterbox for fifty cats

The show tonight will feature "The Aristocrats"

So be my gue-HEY! THAT'S NOT APPLE JUICE!

Won't you let me take you on a Poop Cruise.
2013-03-15 01:46:41 PM
2 votes:

Pow Wow: NightOwl2255: Before I went on my first cruise I was worried about being so far from land. But, come to find out, a cruise ship is never more than 2 or 3 miles from land. The more you know!

FALSE, if only you really did know more. While this may have been true for your particular experience, to say this is the case for all cruises is ridiculous. Do you know where cruise ships travel? Have you ever taken a Geography class? Inches on a map = miles!


Straight down. Didn't say dry land.
2013-03-15 01:41:44 PM
2 votes:

Snarfangel: The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.


Goddamnit so much you beat me to filking regarding Cannibal Cruise Lines :D

(Though mine was more Zydeco flavoured:

"Don't mess with my Poop Cruise
Don't mess with my Poop Cruise
You can find another liner
But don't mess with my Poop Cruise...")
2013-03-15 12:25:06 PM
2 votes:
Captain of the ship, reporting for doody.

www.blogcdn.com
2013-03-15 12:11:50 PM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-15 11:20:02 AM
2 votes:
anyone holding stock in Carnival cruise lines may want to wipe their ass with it.
2013-03-15 11:13:49 AM
2 votes:

hitlersbrain: Perhaps they could recover some of their losses by having the never next season of Survivor on one of their ships?


Thank you auto complete.
2013-03-15 03:05:54 PM
1 votes:
Oh, and:

Cold raw sewage is in my shoes
There's no point in flushing and the toilets ooze
So be my guest, the deck's covered with poos
Won't you let me take you on a Poop Cruise.

/Oo-ee
//Oo-ee baby.
2013-03-15 02:58:54 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.


Superb. I knight thee.
2013-03-15 12:13:00 PM
1 votes:
Another Carnival cruise ship disaster maybe just around the poop deck

There's no verb in this sentence.
2013-03-15 12:10:20 PM
1 votes:
Maybe (not holding my breath) Carnival will start paying attention to the check engine light on all of their ships.

www.alwayscourteouscarcare.com
2013-03-15 12:07:00 PM
1 votes:
There is a reason that in the Cruise business, Carnival is known ass the K Mart of the Caribbean
2013-03-15 11:27:31 AM
1 votes:

Cluckity: ha-ha-guy: vpb: Looking at the Wikipedia entry, this is normal for the Legend.

It's interesting that the thing was built in Finland.  Getting that across the Atlantic can't have been a fun trip for the Captain.

/I assume they bring it across when the weather is good

? People sail much smaller vessels than that across the Atlantic all the time without issue. I'm not a marine expert, but can you expand on why crossing the Atlantic with a cruise ship would be difficult?


Icebergs?
2013-03-15 11:25:50 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.


You're a bad person and you should feel bad for making me lol like that and making Gordon Lightfoot jokes.
2013-03-15 11:18:38 AM
1 votes:

Master Sphincter: That's why I always recommend going on gay cruises. You NEVER hear about gay ones having problems getting stuck, or poop dripping, or things burning


But its a total sausage fest.
2013-03-15 11:17:36 AM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: Pants full of macaroni!!: Snarfangel: The Legend lives on from the East Coast on down
of the cruise line they call "Glitchy Pooey."
The line, it is said, makes you feel half dead
when the toilets back up every Tuesday.
With a gurgle and roar 4300 bums more
than the Carnival Legend weighed empty,
that good ship and true was great floating sewer
when the "Squirts of November" came early.

You win all the internets for the rest of the month.

Stop, guys, I'm flushing.

Blushing, I mean. Blushing.


Some yuk on the Straight Dope just reposted this, credit to you, under the title The Dreck on the Carnival Legend.
2013-03-15 11:09:59 AM
1 votes:
Perhaps they could recover some of their losses by having the never season of Survivor on one of their ships?
2013-03-15 11:07:42 AM
1 votes:
They keep up and at this rate the company known as Carnival will be a Ledgend
2013-03-15 11:02:53 AM
1 votes:
That's why I always recommend going on gay cruises. You NEVER hear about gay ones having problems getting stuck, or poop dripping, or things burning
2013-03-15 10:31:55 AM
1 votes:
i105.photobucket.com
What a Legend with pacing problems and a horrible ending might look like.
2013-03-15 10:06:45 AM
1 votes:
I know, lets build a hotel that floats, then put 4000 people in the middle of the ocean and hope the pumps keep working.
2013-03-15 09:51:09 AM
1 votes:
I'm no fan of Carnival, but this is starting to sound less like coincidence and more like deliberate sabotage.
 
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