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(Sun Sentinel)   Spring Break Shootout: Woman who packed bathing suit, suntan lotion, flip-flops -- and apparently some heat for Spring Break vacation -- fired 18 shots in hotel room after boyfriend flirted with another woman   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 55
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2013-03-15 10:05:05 AM
Then Beaver yippee-ki-yay'd the joint:

Now, that is a writer that Florida doesn't deserve.
 
2013-03-15 10:15:27 AM
had been out drinking most of the day

I think this part really goes without saying
 
2013-03-15 10:15:36 AM
Heather D. Beaver

/Angry Beaver
 
2013-03-15 10:16:15 AM
Now that is going to be a hangover.
 
2013-03-15 10:16:44 AM
This article is worthless without Beaver pics.
 
2013-03-15 10:17:30 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-15 10:17:47 AM
Nice beaver
 
2013-03-15 10:18:00 AM

squibbits: This article is worthless without Beaver pics.


co.laplata.co.us
 
2013-03-15 10:20:31 AM
She was wrong, he wasn't looking at another woman he was just looking away from her crazy-biatch face.
 
2013-03-15 10:22:33 AM
Are we all bathing in the freedom yet?
 
2013-03-15 10:22:47 AM
"When Beaver began throwing bullets at her boyfriend"

I'm pretty sure that's not how you do it.
 
2013-03-15 10:22:57 AM
Wow, her boyfriend sure dodged a bullet there.
 
2013-03-15 10:23:43 AM
Who goes on spring break with their significant other?
 
2013-03-15 10:26:27 AM
Hay, baby. that gun would look better unloaded and on my bathroom floor.
 
2013-03-15 10:26:30 AM
If only the rest of the hotel had been armed, everyone would have been killed or maimed in a hailstorm of crossfire. THE 2ND PRESERVES ALL THE OTHER AMENDMENTS.
 
2013-03-15 10:28:23 AM
When Beaver began throwing bullets at her boyfriend, he left the room. As soon as the cops arrived, Beaver barricaded herself inside the room, refusing to exit, according to the release.

Looks like someone didn't pay attention in Guns 101
 
2013-03-15 10:34:58 AM
Someone needs some target practice.
 
2013-03-15 10:36:05 AM
The 1980s called, they want their reporter back.
 
2013-03-15 10:37:22 AM
crazygirlfriend.com
She must be an outlier...
 
2013-03-15 10:38:02 AM
Heather D. Beaver of Sylvania, GA. I don't mind our home grown nuts. But FFS Georgia don't send yours here.


www.joe-ks.com
 
2013-03-15 10:39:21 AM
This would never have happened if everyone on spring break was armed.
 
2013-03-15 10:52:36 AM

Benjamin Orr: Nice beaver


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-15 10:58:32 AM
"Beaver began throwing bullets at her boyfriend"

i139.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-15 10:58:50 AM
Note to people who plan to use their guns for stupid reasons: Don't.  If you do, it leads to more gun restrictions.  You're the reason the government has to make those restrictions.
 
2013-03-15 11:01:53 AM
Ah, the Responsible Gun Owner strikes again.
 
2013-03-15 11:11:11 AM

GAT_00: Ah, the Responsible Gun Owner strikes again.


Is that something you just thought up?  That's some funny and fresh stuff there!

If we're lucky, that might even catch on and become a FARK meme.
 
2013-03-15 11:16:08 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-15 11:17:34 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-15 11:19:22 AM

GanjSmokr: GAT_00: Ah, the Responsible Gun Owner strikes again.

Is that something you just thought up?  That's some funny and fresh stuff there!

If we're lucky, that might even catch on and become a FARK meme.


That was a surprising amount of butthurt.  What, worried I'm right?
 
2013-03-15 11:20:40 AM

GanjSmokr: GAT_00: Ah, the Responsible Gun Owner strikes again.

Is that something you just thought up?  That's some funny and fresh stuff there!

If we're lucky, that might even catch on and become a FARK meme


Um, I think GAT_00 was pretty much right on with the satirical comment.
 
2013-03-15 11:25:11 AM

GanjSmokr: Is that something you just thought up? That's some funny and fresh stuff there!

If we're lucky, that might even catch on and become a FARK meme.


Might wanna spark up and chill out, Chief. Such butthurt is unbecoming.
 
2013-03-15 11:31:13 AM

GAT_00: GanjSmokr: GAT_00: Ah, the Responsible Gun Owner strikes again.

Is that something you just thought up?  That's some funny and fresh stuff there!

If we're lucky, that might even catch on and become a FARK meme.

That was a surprising amount of butthurt.  What, worried I'm right?



It's more "tired of seeing idiots try to say 'bat chit crazy' = 'responsible' and thinking it's still cute or helpful at all" instead of "butthurt".


lib1point5.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-15 11:32:34 AM
Thus freeing the boyfriend up for the other woman. Brilliant plan there.
 
2013-03-15 11:42:30 AM
Took vacation advice from this guy...
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-15 11:42:49 AM

GanjSmokr: GAT_00: GanjSmokr: GAT_00: Ah, the Responsible Gun Owner strikes again.

Is that something you just thought up?  That's some funny and fresh stuff there!

If we're lucky, that might even catch on and become a FARK meme.

That was a surprising amount of butthurt.  What, worried I'm right?

It's more "tired of seeing idiots try to say 'bat chit crazy' = 'responsible' and thinking it's still cute or helpful at all" instead of "butthurt".


[lib1point5.files.wordpress.com image 297x363]

     Also, being snarked at and insulted by someone like Gat is actually a sign you are probably of above average intelligence and/or common sense.

 
2013-03-15 11:44:58 AM

rnatalie: Took vacation advice from this guy...


beverly d'angelo is so farking hot.
 
2013-03-15 11:48:03 AM
This is why I never eat Beaver tail.
 
2013-03-15 11:48:53 AM

Ohlookabutterfly: GanjSmokr: GAT_00: GanjSmokr: GAT_00: Ah, the Responsible Gun Owner strikes again.

Is that something you just thought up?  That's some funny and fresh stuff there!

If we're lucky, that might even catch on and become a FARK meme.

That was a surprising amount of butthurt.  What, worried I'm right?

It's more "tired of seeing idiots try to say 'bat chit crazy' = 'responsible' and thinking it's still cute or helpful at all" instead of "butthurt".


[lib1point5.files.wordpress.com image 297x363]

     Also, being snarked at and insulted by someone like Gat is actually a sign you are probably of above average intelligence and/or common sense.


That offhand insult would be a lot more convincing if you were capable of manipulating HTML tags with any degree of skill.
 
2013-03-15 11:51:57 AM

johnny queso: rnatalie: Took vacation advice from this guy...

beverly d'angelo is so farking hot.


25.media.tumblr.com 

but perhaps not as much as Christie Brinkley

www3.images.coolspotters.com
 
2013-03-15 11:57:42 AM
  Pfft, my kobo arc hates firefox for some reason and makes the cursor jump around randomly and starting up the html quicklinks on it's own so it's not lack of skill, just indolence on my part for not correcting it.

  Here's an idea, instead of trolling around just waiting to jump on people who express their feelings with that overused butthurt cliche, why not engage them in an intelligent conversation thus appearing less like a confrontational jerkoff and more like the articulate person I think hides behind all that bile you spew?
  Wow, I may be a hypocrite.
 
2013-03-15 11:57:46 AM

GanjSmokr: It's more "tired of seeing idiots try to say 'bat chit crazy' = 'responsible' and thinking it's still cute or helpful at all" instead of "butthurt".


It's not supposed to be cute. It's derision through sarcasm. It's a tried and true technique.

// Like you've never done it. Yeah, right.
 
2013-03-15 12:01:23 PM
Time to outlaw alcohol again.
 
2013-03-15 12:12:08 PM
Legal gun owner.
 
2013-03-15 12:14:54 PM

rnatalie: johnny queso: rnatalie: Took vacation advice from this guy...

beverly d'angelo is so farking hot.

 

but perhaps not as much as Christie Brinkley


Christie Brinkley? She's ugly.
 
2013-03-15 12:18:36 PM

Ohlookabutterfly: Wow, I may be a hypocrite.


Having seen you in other threads, yes, yes you are.
 
2013-03-15 12:39:16 PM
In all, about 18 rounds were fired inside the room  -- and she had at least another 12 rounds left, the release stated.

30 rounds in a .45 handgun? Seems unlikely.
 
2013-03-15 01:07:28 PM

Cast: In all, about 18 rounds were fired inside the room  -- and she had at least another 12 rounds left, the release stated.

30 rounds in a .45 handgun? Seems unlikely.


Reloading, you can't explain that.
 
2013-03-15 03:31:54 PM
theorellior: Ohlookabutterfly: Wow, I may be a hypocrite

having seen you in other threads, yes, yes you are.

   And the difference between you and I is that I am self-deprecative enough to admit my faults to myself and acknowledge to others when they have made me aware that I was wrong.
 
2013-03-15 03:51:00 PM
Nothing to see here.  She was just standing her ground.
 
2013-03-15 03:52:44 PM

squibbits: This article is worthless without Beaver pics.


www.loti.com

Here ya go
 
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