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(Sun Sentinel)   This dude apparently can't stop rekindling an affair with an old flame: On his one-year anniversary of an arson bust this self-proclaimed 'fire bug' set a neighboring house ablaze, called 911, grabbed a beer and watched flames "going silly"   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, eternal flame, New Smyrna Beach, arsons  
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2013-03-15 09:39:07 AM  
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2013-03-15 10:12:29 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
Everyone has a little secret he keeps
 
2013-03-15 10:47:50 AM  
I remember Sam
He was the village idiot
And though it was a pity, it
Was so
He used to burn down houses just to watch the glow
And nothing could be done
Cos he was the mayor's son
 
2013-03-15 10:54:40 AM  
"James Bates, estranged brother of the infamous Norman Bates, was quoted as saying 'Mother won't be ignoring me now. She will have to notice me.' However, Mrs. Bates did not return calls for comment. In related news, a new study reveals that bears can smell a woman's menstruation."
 
2013-03-15 10:54:50 AM  
Frank settled down in the Valley,
and he hung his wild years on a
nail that he drove through his
wife's forehead.

He sold used office furniture out
there on San Fernando Road and
assumed a $30,000 loan at
15 1/4 % and put a down payment
on a little two bedroom place.

His wife was a spent piece of used jet trash
Made good bloody-marys, kept her mouth
shut most of the time, had a little Chihuahua
named Carlos that had some kind of skin
disease and was totally blind.

They had a thoroughly modern kitchen;
self-cleaning oven (the whole bit)
Frank drove a little sedan.
They were so happy.

One night Frank was on his way home
from work, stopped at the liquor store,
picked up a couple of Mickey's Big Mouth's.
Drank 'em in the car on his way to the
Shell station; he got a gallon of gas in a can.

Drove home, doused everything in
the house, torched it.
Parked across the street laughing,
watching it burn, all Halloween
orange and chimney red.

Frank put on a top forty station,
got on the Hollywood Freeway
headed North.

Never could stand that dog.

/heard that on Carson one night.
 
2013-03-15 10:55:01 AM  
Some people just want to watch the world burn.
 
2013-03-15 10:57:32 AM  
cdn.twentytwowords.com
 
2013-03-15 11:00:01 AM  
Sometimes you get the best light from a burning bridge.
 
2013-03-15 11:08:23 AM  
It's all funny fun and silly flames until it's your house burning.
 
2013-03-15 11:10:43 AM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-15 11:17:18 AM  
I find the defendant guilty of being a reincarnated moth.
 
2013-03-15 11:18:41 AM  
Tum again?
 
2013-03-15 11:24:55 AM  

Lane83: Tum again?


Seriously, nobody?
 
2013-03-15 11:25:39 AM  
download.lardlad.com
 
2013-03-15 11:28:53 AM  

Wise_Guy: [i.imgur.com image 800x355]
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Came for this.....Sutherland just about the creepiest arson/firebug character I've ever seen.

good movie too.
 
2013-03-15 11:29:53 AM  
Trashcan Man strikes again.
 
2013-03-15 11:32:16 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: I remember Sam
He was the village idiot
And though it was a pity, it
Was so
He used to burn down houses just to watch the glow
And nothing could be done
Cos he was the mayor's son


Came for the Tom Lehrer reference.   Left happy once more seeing those super special just plane folks in my home town!
 
2013-03-15 12:02:55 PM  
dotnetslackers.com

Frowns on your shenanigans.
 
2013-03-15 12:07:02 PM  
Bumpty bumpty bump. CIBOLA! MY LIFE FOR YOU!
 
2013-03-15 12:10:37 PM  
Finally got around to the Trashcan Man references.
 
2013-03-15 12:58:36 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Frank settled down in the Valley...


Behold, the only reason I opened TFT.

/leaving satisfied
//and will now play Step Right Up for some damn reason
 
2013-03-15 01:17:21 PM  
Am I the only one who can't find the cookies I must delete in order to view the Sun-Sentinel articles?

I keep getting routed to the home page on their links.
 
2013-03-15 01:36:19 PM  
www.opentechsupport.net
 
2013-03-15 01:46:15 PM  
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-15 02:34:11 PM  
 
2013-03-15 07:42:07 PM  
Did the fire look at you?

//still get the chills from that one
 
2013-03-15 08:21:06 PM  

Pangea: Am I the only one who can't find the cookies I must delete in order to view the Sun-Sentinel articles?

I keep getting routed to the home page on their links.


I have the same problem with the paywall. Try this:
http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html
 
2013-03-16 07:32:04 AM  

majik624: Pangea: Am I the only one who can't find the cookies I must delete in order to view the Sun-Sentinel articles?

I keep getting routed to the home page on their links.

I have the same problem with the paywall. Try this:
http://anonymouse.org/anonwww.html



That worked great. Thanks for taking the time to post it!
 
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